Wiped egg off of it.
This is the second night in a row that some idiots have egged my car. I assumed that the first one might have just been some random (probably drunken) vandalism, but I guess I was wrong.
I used some vinegar and water to neutralize the egg and reduce the damage to the paint, but they were thrown hard enough to actually leave some cracks in the paint where they impacted.
I'm going to stay up tonight in a hiding place with a camera (and perhaps a rifle) to see if I can catch the morons.