Volver (2006) -- Oddly enough, not your average Almodovar movie... this one doesn't have even one transvestite/transexual/prostitute as the central character. It's even a bit supernatural until halfway through. Also, I can concede with a6m5 in the fact that Penelope looks good in this one, although I'd have to say that it's 60% because of her breast implants and 35% because of makeup. Still, the movie is enjoyable and not as deep or analogie-riddled as his previous work. One thing I didn't get is that Penelope Cruz has a sister in real life who is also an actress (Monica Cruz)... wouldn't it had been better to cast her as the actual sister? 7/10
Blood Work (2002) -- Clint Eastwood directs this predictable attempt at reviving the old Dirty Harry on a walker. Although originally written by Michael Connelly, I felt it lacked a lot of the finesse usually associated with him. The movie isn't half bad and actually keeps you glued to the screen until around the halfway point, where it all clicks together and the rest of the movie is the usual predictability of the bad guy against the good one. 6/10
Werckmeister harmóniák (a.k.a. Werckmeister Harmonies) (2000) -- This Hungarian movie is all about cinematography. If you've seen
Baraka and liked it, you could enjoy this one. There is little to no plot, it's in black and white and very little talking. The movie is about the artistic value, pretty much. Most shots last longer than 6 minutes and scenes aren't very animated. Watch at your own peril. 8/10
The Player (1992) -- I've always considered Robert Altman to be almost a chick-flick director... or at least a maker of movies for older women. This one goes against that idea, although it doesn't make it much better. It's something like a compilation of Hollywood insider jokes with Hollywood-type urban legends. With an amazing amount of cameos by everyone, even the most unlikely people. But all of them can't help the plot , and the story is very thin. 6.5/10
La Mala Educación (a.k.a. Bad Education) (2004) -- A bit better plot than the older Almodovar work, although not without its usual share of transexuals, transvestites and prostitutes, this one has even a bit of mystery to keep you guessing what happened next. I liked it. 7.5/10
Gleaming the Cube (1989) -- From the days when Christian Slater was a teen idol... he plays a skateboarding bad boy who hangs out with Tony Hawk and Tommy Guerrero among others and avenges his brother's death on the bad guys. Very predictable and not very well acted, but it's a great 80s movie with lots of music and good skateboarding stunts. 5.5/10
12 Angry Men (1957) -- Henry Fonda is a juror who doubts the accused is guilty. He is the only one of all the jurors to think so and just like that starts one of the best movies I've ever seen. This film is an excellent example of movie making that does not require elaborate sets to entertain the viewer. The majority of the film takes place in a jury room with the men never leaving the room from their deliberation responsibilities. The cast and dialogue make this film memorable and the film has some clear moral issues that are addressed. The main issue is that not everything is as it seems. Directed by Sidney Lumet and #10 in IMDb's Top 250. 10/10
The House on Haunted Hill (1959) (Rifftrax!) -- Starring Vincent Price, this one is cooked up to be a classic of horror... although it fails miserably and building anything more than a funny setting for Rifftrax! To be honest, Rifftrax made this movie work for me, since the plot is the type of movie that stops halfway through to leave the people trapped in the house... oh well. This one's riffed by Mike Nelson. 4/10 (for the movie, not the riff)
Tonari no Totoro (a.k.a. My Neighbor Totoro) (1988) -- Another Miyazaki classic. This one is maybe the most charming of them all. While the others are amazing on a scale of graphics and plot, this one's great because it's so innocent and touching. It's great how Miyazaki makes children to be how they usually are: laughing, screaming, jumping and all around annoying at times. One thing I like about Miyazaki's movies is that he rarely stops to explain why the creatures exist... they just do. I was smiling all through the movie. 8.5/10
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) (Rifftrax!) -- I had already seen the original and enjoyed it a lot. Though I have to say the Rifftrax version made it hilarious!... which I can say is not the idea, but as an alternative version it's very good... this one even was the extended 3 hour version, though it never got boring. Riffed by Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson.
Repulsion (1965) -- The movie Repulsion made me feel repulsed to watch it... sheesh what an unstandable piece of filming. Directed by Roman Polanski and starring Catherine Deneuve, aside from its 'quasi horror' plot, it shows the kind of behavior that would've gotten a woman slapped for being such an idiot.
Scene A -- A man and a woman of about 22 years old have gone out to dinner and the woman asks the guy to park... just park around. The scene ensues:
Man: So you want to just stay here?
woman: ...
Man: So did you like dinner?
woman: ... *nods*
Man: so you want to talk?
Woman ...
scene goes quiet and nothing happens for the next 3 minutes... after which man tries to kiss woman.
Woman: no!
man backs off and just gets mad... woman looks at him, blushes and smiles... man tries to kiss again and woman just jumps out of the car and runs away screaming.
end of scene... it's supposed to be very meaningful.
In the age of sexual liberation, this movie is about as repressed as hell. 1/10
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) -- I was completely ignorant as to what happened at Enron. I knew it was a large bankruptcy and all hell broke loose after it, but little else. Despite the documentary getting a bit too financial at times, it was alright. I now know what it's all about and am amazed it happened. You don't have to be the smartest guy to get it. 7.5/10
Rosemary's Baby (1968) -- How could Polanski make this great movie in 1968 after making such a crap film only 3 years earlier? Great supernatural themed movie, very good use of the mystery factor and very well acted. Too bad the end was so well-natured... I was waiting for some cliffhanging end, but still, it's a very good movie. It's also been an influence on so many other movies. #216 in IMDb's Top 250. 8/10
Ocean's Eleven (2001) (Rifftrax!) -- Already seen it and it's an okay movie. But this one was riffed by Mike Nelson and Richard Cheese. Both are very funny and made this movie worth watching again.
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure (2004) -- I'm not going to get into what a Googlewhack is, but this guy explains is very well and very fun. The guy itself is well worth the show and he's amazingly funny, although he's not a comedian. Well worth the effort to find it if you can.
Dave Gorman
If you're sitting at a computer wondering what a Googlewhack is and you find out what one is and you don't try to find one you're not bloody human, surely!
9/10
Ritana (a.k.a. Returner) (2002) -- Directed and written by Takashi Miyazaki, this one is a bit less bloody and less porn-ish than his usual work. A young woman from the future forces a local gunman to help her stop an impending alien invasion which will wipe out the human race... very Terminator-ish at times plot-wise, but it's great to see Japanese films to the level of everything else, although it still keeps the usual type of unreality of the characters, heroes and plot.
The Invisible (2007) -- Starts out like a coming-of-age movie, then turns into something like Ghost and in the end it's another fantasy teenage movie. Not that bad, but tries too hard to be something dramatic, which it is not. The drama queen character isn't likeable and the storyline was choppy at best. Good artwork on the poster, though... then again, it's not what the movie is about. 5/10