On the day in question when GT5 is shoved through the letterbox, I will, in this specific order;
1. Get to letterbox before the dog does.
2. Smile at dog, holding package out of his reach.
3. Smile at package.
4. Stroke package.
5. Stroke dog with free hand.
6. Fire up PS3, liberate GT5 from packaging and ever so nonchalantly insert disc.
7. Soak in the intro, perhaps allow for a simper or two.
8. Uhm and aah over the pros and cons of allowing the credit transfer from GT5P.
9. Decide that lifes too short to not allow transfer.
10. Stare at menu.
11. Stare at menu some more.
12. Fiddle around with options menu.
13. Find the license test.
14. Get through the first block of tests and hope prize car isnt too shabby.
15. Avoid buying the Caterham 7 (like I did in GT4), thus saving a lot of cash and general bemusement as to why it was locked from all race events.
16. Hope that whichever car I do purchase first doesnt end up like the Caterham.
17. Regret not reading the manual.
18. Read manual.
19. Restart game with new found knowledge.
20. Redo first license.
21. Take prize car around Top Gear Test Track for an unknown number of laps.
22. Emit profanities if Top Gear Test Track isnt available from the off.
23. Come back here to GTP and see if anyone knows when Top Gear Test Track is made available.
24. Restart game with even more newly acquired knowledge.
25. Stroke dog.
26. Start the GT5 journey