Why are wives so inconsiderate?

[Dagger311]

You hit the nail on the head there. See what I did there, oh ho ho.

Got that one.

If you want to be up to speed with us that are married...yeah go ahead.

🤬 I'm mentally screwed now...

 

[Spacegoat]

Do I dare urban dictionary that?

I meant it in a completely innocent way...............I swear.

But lemon drizzle cake does sound very wrong.

 

[Dagger311]

I meant it in a completely innocent way...............I swear.

But lemon drizzle cake does sound very wrong.

Were you the one who wrote that?

 

[niky]

It's what lumberjacks get if they chop down the most trees.

Marriage is a bit like bridge.... in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

I'm using this at the next wedding I attend. And I'm blaming you.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I meant it in a completely innocent way...............I swear.

But lemon drizzle cake does sound very wrong.

Then why does it feel oh so right

 

[miata13B]

Then why does it feel oh so right

And that is what she said ftw

 

[Omnis]

Linda? She trippin'. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Lindas-Lemon-Drizzle-Cake-51159200

 

[Spacegoat]

Were you the one who wrote that?

Nope, was it you?

Then why does it feel oh so right

 

[mirial]

You should have stood up to her from day one, but there again, women have a sixth sense for detecting men who can be pushed around. And as for the cake, she only bakes it for herself, but alleviates the guilt by forcing others to eat it too

 

[ledhed]

Well since I read this and was dumb enough to ask mine , the gates to hell are now closed . Sorry I mean gates to .well you know the thing you did before getting married , somewhat often ?

 

[TenEightyOne]

...as for the cake, she only bakes it for herself, but alleviates the guilt by forcing others to eat it too

That's either a very deep metaphor.... or it isn't.

 

[mirial]

That's either a very deep metaphor.... or it isn't.

It was meant literally.

 

[TenEightyOne]

It was meant literally.

That's real shame, it works really well as a bitter divorcee metaphor

 

[mirial]

I'm just sorry to hear of so many cases of decent, hard-working men (of more privileged backgrounds at least) having to submit to their wives.

 

[sumbrownkid]

I'm just sorry to hear of so many cases of decent, hard-working men (of more privileged backgrounds at least) having to submit to their wives.

Here's to you the hard working and privileged. Rest forever in our hearts. The last and final moment is yours. That agony is your triumph!

*Uses UV light to erase the cake

The Trojan bridge is in!

*Takes off shirt

This pirate booty call is a go! Move!

1.) An e-cookie to anybody that gets my terrible joke

2.) You laugh at terrible jokes. Think about that.

 

[ledhed]

I would tell you what my wife said but it must wait until I can come out from hiding spot answer gives away clues and wild wives when stalking prey can sense husband laughing his arse off even in silence.
LoL@ submit , vet of 35 years to same crazy lady . If she can survive me she is a keeper.
Now shhhh ...lol..my ruger was left loaded....