Why are wives so inconsiderate?

[Pupik]

Why not just throw her off the bridge?

Lemon laws.

 

[kennylmao]

What are you a Cialis commercial? No I kid, this probably makes the most logical sense.

lol It's funny how a lot of problems between two people can be resolved by just simple talking and a shame that people aren't doing it more, because of things like ego I presume. But look who's giving advice; I never budge for no one, lol.

Ahhhh 'bridge'. I understand now.

@TheCracker Sorry, young'un here. I don't understand.

 

[Omnis]

Just shoot up some midazolam before you get to the lobby and you'll have a good time.

 

[daan]

What the heck is a login bonus?

And you call yourself a moderator at GTPlanet? Tschk.

 

[Pupik]

And you call yourself a moderator at GTPlanet? Tschk.

I don't know either, but I hear GT3 is coming out around July of 2001.

Mmmm...cake.

 

[Omnis]

And you call yourself a moderator at GTPlanet? Tschk.

Could be worse. Could be married.

 

[Zenith]

Every person you live with from your college dorm-mate to your life partner will have inconsiderate habits that annoy you.

You undoubtably have some too, so suck it up and let things that don't really matter slide.

And posting threads about it ona video game forum probably won't help.

 

[Omnis]

And posting threads about it ona video game forum probably won't help.

But benzodiazepenes do. Or propofol. Just don't go Michael Jackson on us.

 

[Touring Mars]

What the heck is a login bonus?

It's what lumberjacks get if they chop down the most trees.

Marriage is a bit like bridge.... in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

 

[TheCracker]

@TheCracker Sorry, young'un here. I don't understand.

The game 'bridge' and the reference to 'lemon drizzle cake' (that one is so obvious!!!) are both euphemisms for more adult activities. The sort that go on in hotel rooms between couples or small groups. You need to read between the lines

 

[Omnis]

Maybe you can get a small fryz to go with your lemon drizzle cake. But I think Dion only knows how to play rummy...


edit: Lol @Zenith telling this guy about marriage and to suck it up.

 

[Danoff]

Marriage is a bit like bridge.... in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

I don't know how to play bridge, but I have a feeling you did a fantastic job putting that together.

 

[miata13B]

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If this is the game of bridge then immediately divorce and settle for nothing but 100% of everything... forcing you to get a hotel to play this disgusting game is grounds of removal from one's life... god the nerve...

 

[ryzno]

I dont think his heart can take that...

 

[TenEightyOne]

The game 'bridge' and the reference to 'lemon drizzle cake' (that one is so obvious!!!) are both euphemisms for more adult activities. The sort that go on in hotel rooms between couples or small groups. You need to read between the lines

Phwoar! Eh? Eh? Phwoaa-ooaaa-OOOAARRRR? Eh?

Actually, I don't get it. Lemon? Bridge? I'm British, put it in more anglo-saxon terms please, AUP allowing.

 

[Bo]

This is such a strange thread

 

[miata13B]

Now that I think about it, if you look up lemon drizzle cake on urban dictionary and the bridge he would have to have a strong core and neck muscles to pull it off.

 

[kennylmao]

The game 'bridge' and the reference to 'lemon drizzle cake' (that one is so obvious!!!) are both euphemisms for more adult activities. The sort that go on in hotel rooms between couples or small groups. You need to read between the lines

Ah I see, got it now.

What the heck is a login bonus?

A log in bonus is when you come home from work and you want to spend some fun time and if you're consistently good you get the bonus.

@miata13B I looked up Urban Dictionary and OH MY.

 

[Omnis]

I dont think his heart can take that...

GIT SOME!

 

[Pupik]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When is the lemon drizzle cake coming in the mail?

 

[Akmuq]

I don't know either, but I hear GT3 is coming out around July of 2001.

Are you still on Internet Explorer?

 

[Pupik]

Are you still on Internet Explorer?

Admittedly, I was using Netscape Navigator 4.0 back then.

 

[Dagger311]

What the hell kind of bridge game needs a hotel? Mom plays bridge out on the patio all the time.

 

[Grayfox]

Why not log in in the morning or keep your PS3 running?

 

[TB]

Mom plays bridge out on the patio all the time.

Kinky.

 

[Dagger311]

Kinky.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

What the hell kind of bridge game needs a hotel? Mom plays bridge out on the patio all the time.

There's is the point sailing up high out of your view, and you might want to not let the neighbors see your mother do that

 

[Spacegoat]

Mom plays bridge out on the patio all the time.

Yeah but how good is she at making lemon drizzle cake?

 

[Dagger311]

There's is the point sailing up high out of your view, and you might want to not let the neighbors see your mother do that

Blame my youthful bliss? Judging by @TB's use of the word "kinky", it's some sort of innuendo I'm missing.

Yeah but how good is she at making lemon drizzle cake?

Do I dare urban dictionary that?

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Blame my youthful bliss? Judging by @TB's use of the word "kinky", it's some sort of innuendo I'm missing.

You hit the nail on the head there. See what I did there, oh ho ho.

Do I dare urban dictionary that?

If you want to be up to speed with us that are married...yeah go ahead.