Why did my dress turn into a shirt?

[Roger the Horse]

One day I put on the dress my Mum bought me when I was 14 and found that it had magically turned into a shirt. Puzzled, I put on a suit over it and became James Bond. Using my new James Bond in a dress which is now a shirt I turned many women into women and many men into women as well.
The number of women became so overwhelming that I decided to take off the dress which was now a shirt and put on a jumper, and so I became A WARM PERSON!
Many people laughed at the fact that the dress which became a shirt was grey, but that was not what mattered, what mattered was that had entered the soul of the halibut and captured it's valuable collection of John Lennon Vinyl's.








Fun fact: My Mum genuinely did buy me a grey dress when I was 14! {insert deity here} only knows what she was thinking...

 

[gamerdog6482]

 

[niky]

First world problems. I get an itch in my loincloth when I'm crouched down in the bushes with a blow-dart gun in my mouth. I'd stand up, but the monkey will see me.

 

[CTznOfTime]

...

Just as you were a little girl, now you have grown up to be a fine young man...

 

[TB]

...Just as you were a little girl, now you have grown up to be a fine young man...

Like Anakin in reverse.

 

[W3H5]

I haven't seen a thread like this in a while, perhaps my lack of pixie dust has led me down that road where having a right handed whistle is the only way to wrestle a bull frog.