Worst you've dealt with online...

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RandomCarGuy17
I feel paranoid about pulling any of my stock veyrons out now due to the reputation they get online. I don't know whether someone in a modder GT-R is going to challenge me to a race or the host will get mad and kick me. Seriously, I'm about fed up with people challenging me to a race in free run lobbies; if I wanted to race, I would go to a race lobby /QUOTE]



Yer I know what you mean. I just painted my Veryon gold and I entered a room filled of 8 year old Americans ( which I don't have a problem with) in x1s. Now I enjoy free run online in an x1 but I don't use them in a race for real lobby. I get a jay Leno tank Car and as soon as Enter they laugh at how I have a bad car and call it a Volkswagen because I doubt they know what it is and can't win it in a race like I did. I say x1s r bad cars and get my Veryon out because it is my trump card. The host says I'm a hacker because gold paint doesn't exist and and I Say he sounds 8 ( he funny enough made a kid stereotype marking down he was 8 and 3 quarters) he then tells me he is good and has completed the game yet he is level 9 and only plays online ???

He tells me once you complete the game you get 30 million and I tell him it's impossible. He says its not and he starts a race. I'm in Veryon and he and the others r in a x1 l. I came 2 nd only losing by 2 secs to the only other normal guy in a ford GT . The others all kept crashing on the annoying corner on Monaco (Cote de Azur). They say I'm hacked because i beat them and should go drink tea (I'm British ) then I was kicked
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That kid couldn't figure out that the color Gold is in GT?! But there's at least 10 paint chips of the blasted color!

About the race though, it doesn't shock me at this point, kids will always assume that someone hacked or just plain cheated if they lose a race (despite the fact they can't drive).
 
RandomCarGuy17
That kid couldn't figure out that the color Gold is in GT?! But there's at least 10 paint chips of the blasted color!

About the race though, it doesn't shock me at this point, kids will always assume that someone hacked or just plain cheated if they lose a race (despite the fact they can't drive).
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Haha yer. But all the stupid kids were mirroring each other so the pile up was ammense when I got to the corner. The guy I lost to was a trailing skilled driver and he was 7 so at least there are kids who are more than just baby's. do you know the best part. The kid pm me asking if he could give him a gold paint because he wanted to hack aswell
 
randomcarguy17
that kid couldn't figure out that the color gold is in gt?! But there's at least 10 paint chips of the blasted color!

About the race though, it doesn't shock me at this point, kids will always assume that someone hacked or just plain cheated if they lose a race (despite the fact they can't drive).
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He probably doesn't realise a single paint chip won't give him hacking abilities.:lol: Sometimes you just gotta laugh at idiocy.:)
 
True, Vic. Very true :)

Like the time I got called a hacker for beating a guys Veyron in my Minolta, at Suzuka.

He said "I'm expert. Done the game mate. What u got? Fiat 500? Lol"

So I let him taste 0-62 in 2.1 seconds and hit him with later braking, faster turn-in, more grip, less understeer and then let him suck on my win. He wasn't happy.

"U cheater"
"Oh, but an expert could still beat the cheaters. Like I did with you."
"I didn't cheat"
"You cut most corners and tried to ram me at turn one, where you went off."
"No."
"Yes."
"No. Ur just a dumb <spaced out, possibly offensive term for homosexuals> ill get my team to race u in ther x2011s. We got off Sony because we r best."

*many kids enter the lobby*

Race started. I pull out an X2011 too, hear the kid say "How did you get that!?!"

Pull away and win. Despite their attempts at ramming me.

Engage sarcastic smart-ass mode.
"Nice cruise, guys. You should have been there. Views were amazing!"
"<rhymes with duck> u"
"Awwww c'mon, man. I thought we were amigos"
"No. I dnt make friends with hackers"
*pulls out a Civic with 3,000 bhp*
"Drag u"
"No. I don't drag hackers"
"Scared much?"
"Do a lap of the track and try best my benchmark then"
"No"
"Scared much?"

*his 'team' is laughing at him. Cheering me on. I simply choose to do one thing. Increase the levels of sarcasm*

"Not of u. I'm 20 have a cousin who's 23. Lifts a lot"
"Cookies to his face don't count"
"Ill hunt u down"
"I'll hit you with a Rock. Robot rock."
"Wft r u on"
"A chair"
"Wht drugs r they?"
"Relaxing ones. Go to Ikea and ask for some. Not cheap though"

*finally realises there is a kick button and I'm kicked*

All I could do was laugh.
 
Ugh another say another rejected time. Go into the room, understand nothing the guys are saying, didn't even finish loading before I got kicked.
 
legacyMACHINE
"Not of u. I'm 20 have a cousin who's 23. Lifts a lot"
"Cookies to his face don't count"
"Ill hunt u down"
"I'll hit you with a Rock. Robot rock."
"Wft r u on"
"A chair"
"Wht drugs r they?"
"Relaxing ones. Go to Ikea and ask for some. Not cheap though"
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HAHAHAHA!!!! I need to join some lobbies with you.
 
legacyMACHINE
Engage sarcastic smart-ass mode.
"Nice cruise, guys. You should have been there. Views were amazing!"
"<rhymes with duck> u"
"Awwww c'mon, man. I thought we were amigos"
"No. I dnt make friends with hackers"
*pulls out a Civic with 3,000 bhp*
"Drag u"
"No. I don't drag hackers"
"Scared much?"
"Do a lap of the track and try best my benchmark then"
"No"
"Scared much?"

*his 'team' is laughing at him. Cheering me on. I simply choose to do one thing. Increase the levels of sarcasm*

"Not of u. I'm 20 have a cousin who's 23. Lifts a lot"
"Cookies to his face don't count"
"Ill hunt u down"
"I'll hit you with a Rock. Robot rock."
"Wft r u on"
"A chair"
"Wht drugs r they?"
"Relaxing ones. Go to Ikea and ask for some. Not cheap though"

*finally realises there is a kick button and I'm kicked*

All I could do was laugh.
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Oh snap.:lol: The Legacy guide to ego deflating and being a wise guy.:)
 
RandomCarGuy17
I find it funny too. I still have a love/hate relationship with sarcasm though, lol.
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When done right, it's fine.

When it's just someone who is just "Ohhhh yeaaah I like that too lol" when you mention something you like, it deserves a smack with a wet air-filter :)
 
legacyMACHINE
When done right, it's fine.

When it's just someone who is just "Ohhhh yeaaah I like that too lol" when you mention something you like, it deserves a smack with a wet air-filter :)
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I love sarcasm when it's done cleverly, but I hate it when it's used to make overused jokes such as the 'so called' "Chuck Norris facts". I do especially love the sarcasm I hear on Top Gear.
 
Entered 2 cop lobbies a while ago:

Cop Lobby 1: Laggy as hell! Very annoying players. One guy was sliding all over the road and was annoying. The host eventually took down the lobby and I moved on.

Cop Lobby #2: Not so laggy, even though I was connecting to a UK lobby. I drove around in my Lancer Evolution X again and one of the cops rammed me twice for no reason; I didn't speed and I was driving on the correct side of the road. Then the host decided to change from SSR5 to SSR7 and started a 4 lap race. I managed to outrun a hacked Audi RS4, Ford Mustang Trans Cammer and 2 other cars despite my Evo X not being tuned for high speeds (they couldn't corner well) and I gave up after lap one because it would take to long for me to finish. I left afterwards.

I was hoping to once again cruise around in my cars, but I get lag and ramming idiots instead.
 
legacyMACHINE
True, Vic. Very true :)

Like the time I got called a hacker for beating a guys Veyron in my Minolta, at Suzuka.

He said "I'm expert. Done the game mate. What u got? Fiat 500? Lol"

So I let him taste 0-62 in 2.1 seconds and hit him with later braking, faster turn-in, more grip, less understeer and then let him suck on my win. He wasn't happy.

"U cheater"
"Oh, but an expert could still beat the cheaters. Like I did with you."
"I didn't cheat"
"You cut most corners and tried to ram me at turn one, where you went off."
"No."
"Yes."
"No. Ur just a dumb <spaced out, possibly offensive term for homosexuals> ill get my team to race u in ther x2011s. We got off Sony because we r best."

*many kids enter the lobby*

Race started. I pull out an X2011 too, hear the kid say "How did you get that!?!"

Pull away and win. Despite their attempts at ramming me.

Engage sarcastic smart-ass mode.
"Nice cruise, guys. You should have been there. Views were amazing!"
"<rhymes with duck> u"
"Awwww c'mon, man. I thought we were amigos"
"No. I dnt make friends with hackers"
*pulls out a Civic with 3,000 bhp*
"Drag u"
"No. I don't drag hackers"
"Scared much?"
"Do a lap of the track and try best my benchmark then"
"No"
"Scared much?"

*his 'team' is laughing at him. Cheering me on. I simply choose to do one thing. Increase the levels of sarcasm*

"Not of u. I'm 20 have a cousin who's 23. Lifts a lot"
"Cookies to his face don't count"
"Ill hunt u down"
"I'll hit you with a Rock. Robot rock."
"Wft r u on"
"A chair"
"Wht drugs r they?"
"Relaxing ones. Go to Ikea and ask for some. Not cheap though"

*finally realises there is a kick button and I'm kicked*

All I could do was laugh.
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BWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:👍

That's a good one legacy, you totally owned him with the power of sarcasm. And the guy is a complete moron, I mean did he not see what he was doing in the....... Oh never mind. :lol:
 
Just got kicked from the dumbest lobby ever.

It was a cop room and I get kicked for telling the host he had 3 tickets. He tells me to ( rhymes with duck) off and gives me the boot.
 
Enters lobby titled realistic hybrids, everyone is drifting on Suzuka East

*brings out Turbo V8 240SX* Admired by everyone.

*brings out Twin Turbo M3* Admired by everyone.

Mistake 1:
*brings out 1200 HP Twin Turbo Flat Six Beetle* Everyone loves it; everyone wants it.

Mistake 2:
*Rejects everyone's offers*

*Gets ganged up on by 14 X1's*

*Does ghost glitch, and laughs as every bullet flies through.*

*leaves with a smile on his face*
 
Team THRT Drift
Enters lobby titled realistic hybrids, everyone is drifting on Suzuka East

*brings out Turbo V8 240SX* Admired by everyone.

*brings out Twin Turbo M3* Admired by everyone.

Mistake 1:
*brings out 1200 HP Twin Turbo Flat Six Beetle* Everyone loves it; everyone wants it.

Mistake 2:
*Rejects everyone's offers*

*Gets ganged up on by 14 X1's*

*Does ghost glitch, and laughs as every bullet flies through.*

*leaves with a smile on his face*
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HAHAHA! That's great.
 
Woah! A 1200hp VW "Ultra Beetle"?! :eek:

I gotta drive it, and how do you guys do it?

And you got them real good THRT. :lol:
 
VspecZR1GT2RS89
Woah! A 1200hp VW "Ultra Beetle"?! :eek:

I gotta drive it, and how do you guys do it?

And you got them real good THRT. :lol:
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Yep, Über Beetle. I'll repost it, or update my current post of it on The Hybrid Showcase Thread.

Now, are you asking how we make hybrids or, how we borrow glitch?
 
Team THRT Drift
Yep, Über Beetle. I'll repost it, or update my current post of it on The Hybrid Showcase Thread.

Now, are you asking how we make hybrids or, how we borrow glitch?
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How to. Since I got a lot of mad scientist ideas. Mostly the realistic hybrids.
 
Last night I entered a NASCAR room, me and two other guys, and they were pretty noobish. Coming out of T1 one slides the other into the wall, and blames me. Then, of course, he tries tout me off when I try to pass him. Once past, of course, he runs the track backwards. At this point I leave, and as I'm going I hear "Why is he leaving?"
 
Go off a server and get told there is online maintenance.

Also found out that the Leaf doesn't make a good endurance car, and that I am being "hacked" by a guy who I kicked from my server yesterday...
 
legacyMACHINE
Go off a server and get told there is online maintenance.

Also found out that the Leaf doesn't make a good endurance car, and that I am being "hacked" by a guy who I kicked from my server yesterday...
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I still don't get the whole " I'm an absolute tool who threatens people with hacks when I don't get what I want. " mindset, because even if they did actually hack you, then they have pretty much confessed to doing it. 99.9% of the time though, it's the same mindset as stated except nothing comes of it and at which point we start laughing.:lol:
 

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