Worst you've dealt with online...

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On a server today, me and my friend running a rally event. Clean race rally modding (NO REAL RALLY CARS)

Some guy joins. Shouting "GTFAGS! ALL OF U FORZA4S BETA LOL!". I calmly said "Why are you playing gt5 then." he typed "Naa mayn! Fuuk u" (sorry for the swearing)
He sets off in his delta S4 and I tell him to change his car and he does.... To a c4 rally car. Me and my friend were in Toyota ft-86s modded, he was passed by the frs's in our server and then by a Mini Cooper S, fine but then a c4 hits him "U R SO TROLLD LOLOLOL". I limited the cars to road cars and he pulled out a Nissan gtr. Interesting to say the least. He was being slaughtered by the others so, he turned round and set off to hit everyone. He hit 10 out of 11 players in our server so I kick him. Turns out he had an alternate account and joined later when we were on tarmac. Same thing. Yada yada yada.

He was promptly kicked and slunk away. Idiot.
 
Joined an F1 lobby on Monza only to find some people who shouldn't be driving anything more than a lawn mower.. What is with me all of a sudden? I seem to keep finding all the idiots :P
 
Mac K
Joined an F1 lobby on Monza only to find some people who shouldn't be driving anything more than a lawn mower.. What is with me all of a sudden? I seem to keep finding all the idiots :P

Dat feel. It seems the idiots go on gt5 now.

I was on a Zonda C12 owners server just now and whatcha know! Pagani is owned by idiots who think pagani is owned by fiat. Yeaaaaa.........
 
obsessive rules
Dat feel. It seems the idiots go on gt5 now.

I was on a Zonda C12 owners server just now and whatcha know! Pagani is owned by idiots who think pagani is owned by fiat. Yeaaaaa.........

They've always been on, I just noticed an increase lately, need to start running with GTPers again..
 
I've been dealing with it for a while anyways so I don't care anymore. I don't want to be treated differently when I play online, I don't wanna win because every guy in the room is letting me pass or lose because every guy in the lobby is trying to actively make me lose by crashing into me repeatedly. It's just a bit annoying.
 
I like to join French-hosted rooms because I like to practice my French. A few nights ago I joined such a room and walked in on an eleven or twelve lap LMP race at La Sarthe that was about halfway finished. I watched quietly, saying nothing, and noted driving habits while going back a few times to adjust my 908 for the next round. They were chit-chatting and joking, and I was getting excited. Holy Living God I am so ready for this, I thought. I will compete, and there will be sportsmanship and honor.

The race ends and we're all in the lobby, and suddenly there are three French flags leering at Old Glory. Ho hum, wonder when he's gonna start the next race, I probably should have peed, la dee da... Not thirty seconds later, I'm kicked.

I'm not usually one for "Cheese-eating surrender monkey" kinds of rhetoric, but I was slinging every hateful stereotype I could muster at my disinterested, grey screen.

A similar thing happened the next night.

I will not give up.
 
The things that ticked me off the most usually occour when I join a Clean NASCAR Racing lobby at Daytona.

The first two times I got kicked, it was because I spun in NASCAR 1 because of worn tires (haven't people realized that this is the OLD Daytona and that the cars struggle to handle at 185 MPH in real life with only 450hp, yet they expect a guy with no aids (especially ASM and TC) to keep the car in a straight line, full throttle at 200MPH and 850hp through the bumps with excessively worn hard tires).

The third time, there were a number of people who couldn't hold a line (mostly people driving in one of Dale Jr.'s cars and some guy in Tony Stewart's 2011 car) and I was always the guy to pay for their lack of talent when I started near them or got shufffled to the back as I attempt to make use and side draft them (I was only 1 of about 5/9 guys who could hold a line)
 
The first two times I got kicked, it was because I spun in NASCAR 1 because of worn tires (haven't people realized that this is the OLD Daytona and that the cars struggle to handle at 185 MPH in real life with only 450hp, yet they expect a guy with no aids (especially ASM and TC) to keep the car in a straight line, full throttle at 200MPH and 850hp through the bumps with excessively worn hard tires).

For everyone wondering why I defend driving aids so much, this paragraph is one reason why. I'm sick of people letting the others know they are not as good without driving aids and just being ignored, and when they attempt to drive cleanly, others bump the driving aids user and call them dirty, or when they spin out, thus getting them kicked. I'm sick of seeing that happen.
 
I usually just go in the "Cops" rooms to break my cars in. I was in one of those races though, I think it was 3 laps on the Spa course, and some guy side swiped me when I was trying to pass, so I just left the room and went and played cops with the kiddies and showed my cars and burnout skills off.
 
Stormtrooper217
It's people like them who give us males a bad name. They should be ashamed of themselves.

I agree, these boys need to be taught again to respect females by their parents or somebody. When I play online with a girl, I'm gonna treat her with respect and have a great time competing against her as well with guys.

And besides I like girls who know their cars. ;)

obsessive rules
Dat feel. It seems the idiots go on gt5 now.

I was on a Zonda C12 owners server just now and whatcha know! Pagani is owned by idiots who think pagani is owned by fiat. Yeaaaaa.........

Oh boy, and I thought these morons left a long time ago :facepalm:.

:lol: Do these idiots know that Fiat owns is Ferarri and Masterati? And Pagani is a independent manufacturer that Mr. Pagani himself, created with the Zonda back in the late 90's and early 2000s?

Even though he worked with both Ferarri and Lamborghini, he used his knowledge in carbon fiber and lightweight technology in which he designed for the two big Italian supercar/sportcar manufacturers for his own designs for his car.

Thus, the Zondas and Hyura are pure rivals to the prancing horse and charging bull. So I don't think that it would be a good thing if Pagani was owned by Fiat.

Sorry for getting off topic, but after hearing what you posted obsessive, I just had to though :D. If I left anything out or something incorrect, feel free to correct me.
 
:lol: Do these idiots know that Fiat owns is Ferarri and Masterati? And Pagani is a independent manufacturer that Mr. Pagani himself, created with the Zonda back in the late 90's and early 2000s?

Even though he worked with both Ferarri and Lamborghini, he used his knowledge in carbon fiber and lightweight technology in which he designed for the two big Italian supercar/sportcar manufacturers for his own designs for his car.

Thus, the Zondas and Hyura are pure rivals to the prancing horse and charging bull. So I don't think that it would be a good thing if Pagani was owned by Fiat.

Sorry for getting off topic, but after hearing what you posted obsessive, I just had to though :D. If I left anything out or something incorrect, feel free to correct me.

I just learnt something today :dopey:
 
analog
Does anybody else often experience the, what I call, 'dead man in the room'?
It's when you enter a lobby where the host isn't there or doesn't respond.
Now, I've set up lobbies myself where it took a while for someone to enter and in the meantime I did other stuff but I always frequently check if someone enters as I hate timewasters.
I now ask if someone is there before I spend time setting up my car and testing it, if I suspect there's a 'dead man in the room'.

Had that today, found a great no aids 600pp room using gt and touring cars. The room was nearly full too and everyone seemed like good drivers posting great times in the pre race qualifying, the host was nowhere to be seen! Eventually everyone left, shame as it would have been a great race.
 
Inherited a 500PP room on the Ring, had some good clean racing for a bit, eventually it became so bad to the point that people were spinning each other out, crashing then pulling onto the racing line in traffic, and the usual punting, honking, and terrible passing, complete with lame excuses. I won a majority of the races, but it was ridiculous :P
 
Had that today, found a great no aids 600pp room using gt and touring cars. The room was nearly full too and everyone seemed like good drivers posting great times in the pre race qualifying, the host was nowhere to be seen! Eventually everyone left, shame as it would have been a great race.

Couldn't the room have voted to kick the host?
 
I've been dealing with it for a while anyways so I don't care anymore. I don't want to be treated differently when I play online, I don't wanna win because every guy in the room is letting me pass or lose because every guy in the lobby is trying to actively make me lose by crashing into me repeatedly. It's just a bit annoying.

Maybe consider changing your avatar & losing the pink mazdarati ;) comment? :) I know you shouldn't have to, but unfortunately there will always be guys out there who will make things difficult/uncomfortable/unpleasant for you because you're female. :ill:
 
Jaywalker
Maybe consider changing your avatar & losing the pink mazdarati ;) comment? :) I know you shouldn't have to, but unfortunately there will always be guys out there who will make things difficult/uncomfortable/unpleasant for you because you're female. :ill:

I know this was not directed at me but... I am a girl/woman, I like pink and I want arrogant male morons to know they have been beaten by a girl, I take great pleasure in it. You should see some of the messages I receive, calling me some nice names, just because they lost! Ah well, I am off to damage some male egos on the ring :D
 
Jaywalker
Maybe consider changing your avatar & losing the pink mazdarati ;) comment? :) I know you shouldn't have to, but unfortunately there will always be guys out there who will make things difficult/uncomfortable/unpleasant for you because you're female. :ill:

Yeah, no. I'm not gonna change here too how I post or what I have as my avatar. It annoys me enough when they find out in game. Why should I refrain from expressing myself here too? I wanna be myself and talk to people about the stuff I like too, you know, feel comfortable talking which is what I do on this forum. And lose the Maserati? You are insane, it's my favorite car! :indiff:
 
I myself get annoyed by guys ramming into girls because they're girls. And I'm a guy, most people are immature: I help the girl with my tank car an suddenly we're dating :-/
 
obsessive rules
I myself get annoyed by guys ramming into girls because they're girls. And I'm a guy, most people are immature: I help the girl with my tank car an suddenly we're dating :-/
I don't mind. I just do the pit stop glitch. Don't take it the wrong way but we can handle ourselves, at least I can. I mean sure it's nice and all that you help us when these jerks do stupid things to us but really all I want is to be treated equally when I play online. I don't want people trying to crash into me to try to ruin my driving or people trying to protect me and praise me just because of my gender.

A funny thing that happens a lot is that for example let's say the host says he is going to change the track, every one chooses different tracks, as soon as I say for example Madrid everyone else in the room changes their mind and start saying Madrid too. It's just ridiculous sometimes...
 
Naa, I just don't like arrogant 🤬 who think they're better that the others online, I think you treat people like you would off-line, online.

P.s- I do not ram peoples cars with a tank car.
 
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obsessive rules
Naa, I just don't like arrogant ****s who think they're better that the others online, I think you treat people like you would off-line, online.

P.s- I do not ram peoples cars with a tank car.

Oh really? Then why did you even say that? XD
 
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