You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

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...Ever you you yell out "What The (Partial Expletive removed by Mod)" you sound like a TVR S12 starting out in second.
"WwwwwwwwwhATTHE (Partial Expletive removed by Mod)?!"
 
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...you move your body when taking a turn, to simulate G-forces.
...you make a lap that it's .001 slower than the world record and say it's "slow"
...you try to find a new car to drive, but you already have drive'em all.
...you can do a lap on the 'Ring with the Ford Model T. And find it fun.
...you want to challenge the Devil on a race for your soul on Tsukuba


Devil Went Down to Tsukuba


The devil went down to Tsukuba, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man racin' in a Skyline and racin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a pit stop and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a race car driver too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you race a pretty good Skyline, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a pile of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you grab your wheel and race your import hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Tsukuba and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny big pile of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil started up his car and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he revved it hard
And he pulled the pedal across the carpet and it made an evil drift.
Then a band of demons joined in and it looked something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that backet, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the tyres, run boys, run.
The devil's in the track of the risin' sun.
Fuel in the engine cam, revving out loud.
"Granny, does your car move?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that pile of gold on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a (bleep), I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the tyres, run boys, run.
The devil's in the track of the risin' sun.
Fuel in the engine cam revving out loud.
"Granny, does your car move?"
"No, child, no."
 
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Your playing too much gt4 when after you finish an enduro you look in the phone book for the nearest Gt Auto to change your oil and get a car wash.
 
...when the background music for the various menus gets stuck in your head. :banghead:

This has lately been happening to me with the Replay Theater music, and has happened with the Garage music, Race Hall music, etc.
 
Austin343
...when the background music for the various menus gets stuck in your head. :banghead:

This has lately been happening to me with the Replay Theater music, and has happened with the Garage music, Race Hall music, etc.
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You turn on the playstation with gt4 in just so you can have the cool jazz music as background music for whatever youre doing. Showering, eating, cleaning etc..
 
.... you go out and buy another PS2, because the wife complains that she wants to play the new Simpsons game she bought. And this is the only way you can continue your addiction.
 
Open Addict
.... you go out and buy another PS2, because the wife complains that she wants to play the new Simpsons game she bought. And this is the only way you can continue your addiction.
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Ha! That Simpsons game is hilarious! It's a terrible game, but it's funny as hell ! :bowdown:
 
... when you dream of all the cars in the garage and you look down the garage and you see the cars.. you are like: "How in the world am I going to pay the insurance, gas, and maintenance for all of these cars?!!" :lol::dunce:
 
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ranhammerR34
... when you dream of all the cars in the garage and you look down the garage and you see the cars.. you are like: "How in the world am I going to pay the insurance, gas, and maintenance for all of these cars?!!" :lol::dunce:
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Keep winning the DTM and sell every CLK-GTR prize car. There you go, problem solved.


I think I played GT4 too much.
 
...When you beat Mission 34 for fun
...When you never pause or stop driving during the 24h Sarthe2 Track
...When you go to a car store and see what cars are included in GT4 (guilty)
 
You know you've played GT4 too much when...

...you actually think that crashing will implant a bug in your engine that limits your speed to 50 km\h for 5 seconds.
 
..when you max out your car's power and check how mutch sports and semi racings exhaust
would increase the power even thought you are going to buy the racing exhaust :sly: quilty

Same thin on any N/A Stage 1&2 / Turbo Stage 1 , 2 or 3 and intercooler :D
 
Im guilty of hearing the music of the garage, then going to my room and saying "Dude, im really hitting rock-bottom:ill:.

Great post, ive laughed a lot.
 
orimarc
...you move your body when taking a turn, to simulate G-forces.
...you make a lap that it's .001 slower than the world record and say it's "slow"
...you try to find a new car to drive, but you already have drive'em all.
...you can do a lap on the 'Ring with the Ford Model T. And find it fun.
...you want to challenge the Devil on a race for your soul on Tsukuba


Devil Went Down to Tsukuba


The devil went down to Tsukuba, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man racin' in a Skyline and racin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a pit stop and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a race car driver too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you race a pretty good Skyline, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a pile of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you grab your wheel and race your import hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Tsukuba and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny big pile of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil started up his car and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he revved it hard
And he pulled the pedal across the carpet and it made an evil drift.
Then a band of demons joined in and it looked something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that backet, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the tyres, run boys, run.
The devil's in the track of the risin' sun.
Fuel in the engine cam, revving out loud.
"Granny, does your car move?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that pile of gold on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a (bleep), I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the tyres, run boys, run.
The devil's in the track of the risin' sun.
Fuel in the engine cam revving out loud.
"Granny, does your car move?"
"No, child, no."
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You know you play GT4 too much when you try to wallride through a corner and you crash your car
 
When you cant help but drift your 9 month old son round corners in his mini trike, while making screeching noises in what you thought was under your breath, only to realise it was audible to everyone in the supermarket!!
 
You get mad that cars like these -

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aren't in GT4, even though it's impossible that they could've have been.
 
in.s@ne
Hey, I drift trolleys in supermarkets, it's not that strange
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I sometimes get the urge to do that as well. Glad I'm not alone.:D

Hyst
You get mad that cars like these -

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aren't in GT4, even though it's impossible that they could've have been.
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Maybe in GT5?;)
 
DeeEmmSee
When you cant help but drift your 9 month old son round corners in his mini trike, while making screeching noises in what you thought was under your breath, only to realise it was audible to everyone in the supermarket!!
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in.s@ne
Hey, I drift trolleys in supermarkets, it's not that strange
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I'm guilty on both counts. :guilty::lol: My favourite thing with a trolley is to push really fast down an aisle doing car sounds like it's a 1/4 mile run, and lift myself with the handle and glide for about 100ft between people.....all with my son sitting inside the trolley. :mischievous: Then I tell him the parachutes are coming out and put my feet back down, stopping the trolley in 2-3 steps. :D

It's quite fun with the amount of weird looks and comments I get from the grannys in supermarkets, thinking I'm a hoon and being bad for my son. :P Little do they realise I don't care what they think, their cars are what my son will buy as deceased estates in 15yrs time. ;)
 

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