Your 1st Kiss...

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Giraffes must have it good. You guys are necking this to death - move up or you're going down.

Villain - we covered the Kindergarten kiss issue awhile back. Reading up the whole thread might be fun. And yes, the necking, too. I mean reading up on the necking.

Okay - since it's kissmass I'll tell you more - Kissing was once a crime in England. In the mid-1400s, King Henry VI declared it to be a disease-spreader.

He could be right you know. Unless it's someone who is compatible with you, leave off the mouthy stuff and stick to necks and cheeks . . . and so on. 👍 :)
 
photonrider
Villain - we covered the Kindergarten kiss issue awhile back. Reading up the whole thread might be fun. And yes, the necking, too. I mean reading up on the necking.
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20 pages at this setting... Doesn't sound that fun. :indiff:

So I'm pretty sure I was like 10 or 11 and I kissed a girl on the lips with it be something of an "extended peck." I was 12 or 13 years old when I officially got to first base.

The rest of the chronology is NUNYA and I'm not sure it's GTP appropriate. :lol:
 
Villain
20 pages at this setting... Doesn't sound that fun. :indiff:
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Ah! I guess that is the joy of staying with the discussion from the beginning. One gets a lot more out of it. ;)


Villain
So I'm pretty sure I was like 10 or 11 and I kissed a girl on the lips with it be something of an "extended peck." I was 12 or 13 years old when I officially got to first base.

The rest of the chronology is NUNYA and I'm not sure it's GTP appropriate. :lol:
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Well, damn. You guys do grow up quick. :drool:
Of course, when you finally get HOME, you get to sit in the dugout.
 
Dean J
Still haven't happened to me, and it probably won't.
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Cheer up, buttercup.

No really, cheer up. Chicks dig confidence and there's nothing more attractive to the opposite sex than a happy person.
 
Slick Rick
On a related note I was browsing youtube and drifted off into the related videos like i always do for a couple of hours, I stumbled upon a video about how to turn a girl on by biting and kissing on the neck, it was pretty good. Gave it a shot with my gf yesterday and it worked great she enjoyed it loads.

So my advice to those of you waiting for your first kiss or have a girl you want to kiss and are not sure on how to go about it, Look up some videos on youtube it really helps!
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I don't trust YouTube when it comes to relationship advice. May try this, I don't think she'll like it (biting???). My first kiss was when I was 13, and I've lost count how many since then - staying with the same girl for about 3 years does really help you understand many different things. Haven't gone all the way yet, if you know what I mean - saving that for marriage (and yes, it's a VERY good possibility. As long as we stay together, it'll continue to work out.)
 
Villain
20 pages at this setting... Doesn't sound that fun. :indiff:

So I'm pretty sure I was like 10 or 11 and I kissed a girl on the lips with it be something of an "extended peck." I was 12 or 13 years old when I officially got to first base.

The rest of the chronology is NUNYA and I'm not sure it's GTP appropriate. :lol:
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What does NUNYA mean?
Dean J
Still haven't happened to me, and it probably won't.
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Don't worry, you're not alone my friend. Nothing really good has happened to me here either.
FireEmblem10
I don't trust YouTube when it comes to relationship advice. May try this, I don't think she'll like it (biting???). My first kiss was when I was 13, and I've lost count how many since then - staying with the same girl for about 3 years does really help you understand many different things. Haven't gone all the way yet, if you know what I mean - saving that for marriage (and yes, it's a VERY good possibility. As long as we stay together, it'll continue to work out.)
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I don't trust YouTube pretty much for anything. Too many trolls out there trying to get you into serious trouble :ouch: .
 
Villain
Cheer up, buttercup.

No really, cheer up. Chicks dig confidence and there's nothing more attractive to the opposite sex than a happy person.
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- I'd wish I could. It's not like I expect any change though.

MSTER232
Don't worry, you're not alone my friend. Nothing really good has happened to me here either.
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- I know I shouldn't worry, and that it'll come, when one least expect it. But that just can't be true, at least not for me. - Sorry if I sound, like I'm in a bad mood.
 
But I've already posted in this thread about my first kiss. I wouldn't go into detail about every time I share a kiss but first kiss of the year is always a special one, isn't it. For me it's usually the wife but, you never know!
 
Well, I could sure have mine soon! I know of three or four pretty ladies that fancy me, but I really want my first kiss to be with someone I love, not with some chick i'll go out with for two weeks like most relationships in the 13-14 year old range.
 
photonrider
Listen to Villain. It will. And yeah - a little confidence will help. If you're a guy.
A bit of shyness if you're a gal.


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I'm a guy 👍. And, I completely lack of confidence, - sadly. - So I guess, I could use some tips, if anyone got some.
 
Dean J
I'm a guy 👍. And, I completely lack of confidence, - sadly. - So I guess, I could use some tips, if anyone got some.
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Start drinking:lol: not heavily but socially, i used to be really quiet and unconfident but i started drinking at parties and things and it helped, on friday i was out at the pub and got up dancing to gangnam style in front of about 60 or so people, it was fun and a good laugh rather than embarrassing and i wasn't even drunk, i've worn a banana costume and yellow tights to my work in primark which means over 200 people would have seen me at some point, these are things i never could have dreamed of doing before but i feel so much better for knowing i can do them.

Anyway as for my first kiss it was with a big girl, i can't remember how it was other than very wet, i was more interested in the fact she had :eek: bigger than my head:lol:

My first passionate and romantic on was with a girl i was in a long distance relationship with, she was with me for a week and on the last day before she had to leave we were walking to my house and it was pitch black and in the pouring rain, we stopped under a tree and kissed, as cliche as it sounds time stood still and both our legs went week, we're not together anymore but it's not a kiss either of us are likely to forget:)
 
cphbullet
Start drinking:lol: not heavily but socially, i used to be really quiet and unconfident but i started drinking at parties and things and it helped, on friday i was out at the pub and got up dancing to gangnam style in front of about 60 or so people, it was fun and a good laugh rather than embarrassing and i wasn't even drunk, i've worn a banana costume and yellow tights to my work in primark which means over 200 people would have seen me at some point, these are things i never could have dreamed of doing before but i feel so much better for knowing i can do them.

Anyway as for my first kiss it was with a big girl, i can't remember how it was other than very wet, i was more interested in the fact she had :eek: bigger than my head:lol:

My first passionate and romantic on was with a girl i was in a long distance relationship with, she was with me for a week and on the last day before she had to leave we were walking to my house and it was pitch black and in the pouring rain, we stopped under a tree and kissed, as cliche as it sounds time stood still and both our legs went week, we're not together anymore but it's not a kiss either of us are likely to forget:)
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Anyone else thought dirty on this :odd: ?

Anyway, moving on from inappropriate things for GTP I can't imagine how many heads you turned when you dressed up as a banana on the way to work :lol: . I did something like that once, except I dressed up as the Stig on my way to my karting club, was a great laugh and turned countless amounts of heads :D . And as for your first passionate kiss, that must be the biggest cliché in romantic movies... ever.
 
I've just moved schools, and in not being cocky, but I was quite popular and happy there, and had lots of friends that were girls. So in this new school, I've been there about a month. There is this girl called ---... OMG... She makes me feel all fuzzy, she's beautiful! :-) but I've only spoken too her a few times. But the other day I heard her and her friends (that were behind me.) say "Hey look its ---'s lover-boy, she's got her love-goggles on!" at first I thought it was a joke, but I've heard them say it more frequently. The other day when I heard them say it I turned round and she went bright red...
Do you guys think she likes me?
Do you think I might be able to get my first real kiss from her?
 
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Women rarely go directly to people...



My first kiss was with (no names on GTP) a thin French/German-Canadian. I had art class with two of her best friends. Topic of the day was why I was single. :rolleyes: I sorta hinted that I liked thin French/German-Canadian girl, and they both said "maybe."


But, later that same day, she asked "why would any guy wait to ask a girl out? God, guys are so dumb! I'm sick of waiting!" So, I chased after her, when was walking towards her bus, and asked her out, while running after her.


Then I missed my own bus.

So, any chance you get, say hi. Talk to her, you make the first move. Just a nonchalant "Hey, E---e, what's up?" (Await response) "Not much, you?" "Oh, I'm going to the mall/park, wanna come with?"
 
MrMelancholy15
Women rarely go directly to people...



My first kiss was with (no names on GTP) a thin French/German-Canadian. I had art class with two of her best friends. Topic of the day was why I was single. :rolleyes: I sorta hinted that I liked thin French/German-Canadian girl, and they both said "maybe."


But, later that same day, she asked "why would any guy wait to ask a girl out? God, guys are so dumb! I'm sick of waiting!" So, I chased after her, when was walking towards her bus, and asked her out, while running after her.


Then I missed my own bus.

So, any chance you get, say hi. Talk to her, you make the first move. Just a nonchalant "Hey, E---e, what's up?" (Await response) "Not much, you?" "Oh, I'm going to the mall/park, wanna come with?"
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I hope you didn't have to walk far! Thanks for the tip man, I was really unsure about what to say, because I don't want to start a convorsation and then there be loads of awkward pauses... But the thing is she's very popular, and in the U.K, lads think they are hard as **** because they're popular, and most of them are very protective over their friends that are girls. Sometimes I hear girls bitching about boys, and how they said something by mistake, and now they just rip him for it. That's why im quite reluctant to say things. Thankyou for your help though, I will definately try it as it worked for you! Plus, me and a couple of friends are going out tomorrow, and my friends are trying to get her to go! I'll keep you posted! :-D
 
Yeah. Just don't insult her.


Oh, and wait 'til after Christmas. The wrong gifts can screw up a good relationship. :lol: My ex-girlfriend got me a chess kit... It remains unopened. :ouch:
 
MSTER232
Anyone else thought dirty on this :odd: ?

Anyway, moving on from inappropriate things for GTP I can't imagine how many heads you turned when you dressed up as a banana on the way to work :lol: . I did something like that once, except I dressed up as the Stig on my way to my karting club, was a great laugh and turned countless amounts of heads :D . And as for your first passionate kiss, that must be the biggest cliché in romantic movies... ever.
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What?!? I meant ankles:sly: i thought that was obvious:lol:

It was more awkward just sitting on the bus than it was actually working in it.
From how i remember it it was better than the movies:D although yes she even had my jacket on.
 
MrMel! You absolute legend!

These are not the people's actual names!

Me and my friends were at the train station, when Abbie turned up out of the blue. (Not her real name.) I looked at my friends, and they winked at me, so I just laughed it off. But she started speaking to me, I made her laugh a couple of times- Which is good, right? -Then, Laura, the school's 'tart', came in heavily made up, with bright red nails and lipstick, she walked straight up to me and kind of cut Abbie out of the conversation, which was kinda mean, and Abbie looked kinda annoyed, because no-one really likes Laura.

She then proceeds to sit on my knee, because there were no seats left. My friends were trying to console their laughter...I didn't find it that funny. She spoke through her nose and continued to say how fat she was- She wasn't, and she looked like an orange because of the fake-tan... - She was showing me her stomach, I tried not to pay attention but she was pretty much right in my face. My friends still found this hilarious. Then in the background, my friends noticed how increasingly annoyed Abbie was getting. So as Laura was getting up close and personal with me, Abbie stood next to me, and just as I was going to get a face-full of fake-tan, Abbie just burst in and kissed me... It only lasted about 3 seconds, but god was it good! Laura who was shocked to hell said "I didn't know you and Lucas were together!" She stood up, and Abbie said "We are now."And then sat on MY knee! My friends were shocked as ever! It was great watching Laura's smile disappear! Abbie went to the toilet to 'Freshen up' and I did a very professional dance ;), along with a few punches to the air! :lol: so now me and Abbie are an item.

All because of MrMelancholy15! Thanks dude, I kept thinking just to say something to her, and try and be myself!

So when your wife/GF/whatever, asked you what you did today, you can say I helped someone get their first kiss!

I can't thank you enough, I'm with the girl of my dreams now, and it's all because of the helpful people on GTP! :3

P.S: That was kinda cheesy, it's because I'm so happy! but yeah thanks Mel!
 
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Damn dude, you're no idea how unbelievably does that sound :D

Congrats! I never thought I'd smile this much just by reading someone's 'luck' story.
 
Congrats Frisky! A little bit of jealousy can go a long way in moving things along with a girl. :lol:



As for my first kiss. I was 15 years old. It was with my first girlfriend. We were at this Christmas party thing and she had to leave. I go to give her a hug and expected just a kiss on the cheek but ended up getting a very nice kiss on the lips. Definitely caught me off guard. We went out for quite a while after that but eventually broke up. It was fun while it lasted though. 👍
 

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