Yuppie Liberal Baby Names

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by milefile
Oh, so in certain instances these names that are "yuppie-liberal" in general, can in fact be something else. Gotcha.

Um, yes. If the names aren't given because of current trends.

Why are you dragging other discussions into this one? They are unrelated. I find that completely immature.

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by M5Power
Um, yes. If the names aren't given because of current trends.

Why are you dragging other discussions into this one? They are unrelated. I find that completely immature.

I find this entire thread completely immature. But that's expected. And you seem very anti "generalization" yet your entire thread is based on a generalization, or maybe a collection of them.

You also said that maturity doesn't matter once, in a thread a long time ago. I can find it if you insist. You're quote would be "who cares about maturity?"

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by milefile
I find this entire thread completely immature. But that's expected. And you seem very anti "generalization" yet your entire thread is based on a generalization, or maybe a collection of them.

But it is the yuppie liberals who name their girls Taylor and Alexis.

You also said that maturity doesn't matter once, in a thread a long time ago. I can find it if you insist. You're quote would be "who cares about maturity?"

I say things constantly. For example, in my signature, the links to my opinions all are links to various immature standpoints on serious issues (except the Amish). After all, maturity leads to growing old, and then to dying -- and dying, to me, doesn't sound like all that much fun.

 

[rjensen11]

Originally posted by Concept
Too many girls have the name Ashley. In my sophmore class, there are around 20 Ashleys. That is a staggering amount. All spelled the same except two. Ashli and Ashly.

You misselled sophomore even though you are one!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by rjensen11
You misselled sophomore even though you are one!

You misspelled misspelled. Ha, ha.

Remind me again why you are correcting spelling? If you want to do that, check some of member km's posts.

 

[B Campbell]

Originally posted by M5Power


But it is the yuppie liberals who name their girls Taylor and Alexis.
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Hey, I've got an idea! Put your balls where your mouth is, and back this up with something at all so it doesn't look like you're just pulling things out of your bum.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by B Campbell
Hey, I've got an idea! Put your balls where your mouth is, and back this up with something at all so it doesn't look like you're just pulling things out of your bum.

Can you see a bible-thumping Conservative naming their girl anything but something from a carefully-thought-out bible name? Conservatives aren't trendy, they're old fashioned

Plus, this is an opinion -- a theory, if you must -- and as we learned elsewhere, theories are obviously not true under any circumstances.

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by M5Power


Plus, this is an opinion -- a theory, if you must -- and as we learned elsewhere, theories are obviously not true under any circumstances.

Not even gravity!

 

[B Campbell]

Originally posted by M5Power
Plus, this is an opinion -- a theory, if you must -- and as we learned elsewhere, theories are obviously not true under any circumstances.

Ah, much better, thanks.

You may want to take that red text off post #1 now.

 

[Pupik]

Originally posted by neon_duke
I also knew a little girl who was named (I thought) Orion, which was how her parents pronunced it. I thought that was kind of cool for a girl's name until I saw it written down as Aryan. They had been mispronouncing it for years and had no idea what that word meant, with the strong negative connotations involved.

Hello, County Court of _____? Can I get that name change approved...today?

 

[Delirious]

Wow, how did this thread die?

This thread has potential!

Let's continue in our wonderful mishap adventures and add to this thread!

 

[Omnis]

The all-time worst boy's name I've ever heard is on a Hooked On Phonics ad, and it's some little sissy named (I'm not making this up) Cooper Newby-Stock.

Lol. I totally remember that kid. I thought it was Scott, not Stock. Oh well.

Anyway, what's with all these weirdass hollywood baby names that are drowning in obscurity? Apple... Suri... What the hell. Apple is a hamster's name. Even Meatwad named his Apple Vanessa, and not Apple.

 

[DuckRacer]

Anyway, what's with all these weirdass hollywood baby names that are drowning in obscurity? Apple... Suri... What the hell. Apple is a hamster's name. Even Meatwad named his Apple Vanessa, and not Apple.

It's an untold competition on who can name their kids the weirdest. Or maybe they want their kids to be unique.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

It's an untold competition on who can name their kids the weirdest. Or maybe they want their kids to be unique.

The winners:

Audio Science (son of Dallas Clayton and Shannyn Sossamon)
Coco Riley (daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette)
Daisy Boo (daughter of Jamie and Jools Oliver)
Dweezil (Frank and Gail Zappa's son)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (Frank and Gail Zappa's son)
Moon Unit (Frank and Gail Zappa's daughter)
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q (son of Bono and Alison Stewart)
Fifi Trixiebelle (daughter of Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily (daughter of Paula Yates and Michael Hutchison)
Moxie Crimefighter (daughter of Penn and Emily Jillette)
Peaches Honeyblossom (daughter of Paula yates and Bob Geldof)
Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Pirate Howsmon (son of Jonathan and Deven Davis)
Poppy Honey (daughter of Jamie and Jools Oliver)
Prince Michael (son of Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe)
Prince Michael II (son of Michael Jackson)
Seven Sirius (sone of Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu)
Tallulah Belle (daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)

As you can see, some people should not be allowed to name their own children. (Michael Jackson, I am looking in your direction. Who names their second son after their first son? Imagine being named after your older brother? How do you call them at home; I and II?)

Here in Japan there are certain kanji that the government does not allow you to use for naming babies, trying to keep the crazy names to a minimum (the japanese are already crazy enough.)

 

[Kylehnat]

NOTE!! Take this thread with a grain of salt, or a full bottle of whiskey.

Unfortunately, I'm almost out of whiskey, so I'm just going to have to get pissed instead

ALEXIS?? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ALEXIS?? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MARY??

My cousin's name is Alexis. I think it's a good name.

I've come to the conclusion that yuppie liberals are to blame.

Why? Because they don't troll the Bible to name their son Hezekiah?

I scanned up the page and found the best lists: If things were up to me, we would all name our kids from the most common boys' names from 1910

Thank God it's not, because those names are boring.

Now I don't care if a minority of girls have a name like Taylor -- I rather like the name in a minority. But when it becomes one of the most popular names of the year, we seriously need to re-evaluate ourselves.

I've never liked the name Taylor, on boys or on girls.

It's a shame I wasn't around GTP when threads like these were created. The things I've missed

 

[Omnis]

Moxie Crimefighter is a dope name.

 

[Duke]

As you can see, some people should not be allowed to name their own children. (Michael Jackson, I am looking in your direction. Who names their second son after their first son? Imagine being named after your older brother? How do you call them at home; I and II?)

The boxer George Foreman has something like 5 sons, all named George Foreman. They all have differnt middle names, though.

"Prince Michael"? Is MJ admitting that the little purple guy from Minneapolis is better than he is, or does MJ just have a thing for short, slim boys of ambiguous sexuality?

 

[GM]

The guy that was going to beat me up is called Tyler, I thought he was a dog. I also know someone called Harley, Harley is not a name.

 

[Duke]

I also know someone called Harley, Harley is not a name.

Tell that to this guy:

 

[Pupik]

The Y-Job Buick...nice. A service advisor had a boy with that name. they liked it because it was unisex.

How ironic that this thread returns, what with Doug naming his non-existant child after me (or maybe after my namesake moderator-who-doesn't-really-mod-anything).

We're keeping out names a mystery until our child's birthday, sort of like Suri. Except the names are far more basic. Stirling was indeed voted down, though.