1. You live on drinking, there's a difference.
2. We have more potatoes!!.. Probably.
3. Who's that? Probably someone I couldn't care less about so you're probably right.
4. Irish people don't take the piss, they just beat each other up.
5. 2 Sports I don't give a 🤬 about. And the other bits just not true, only Wales can do that
6. Probably does, but no one cares about national anthems either
7. Same as 3 really.
8. Ireland have a football team? More amazing is that you have enough people left over to have fans! There was me thinking it was just leprechauns like Matty.
9. And just because you have more languages, still doesn't mean anyone can understand you