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Still don't have it. Even if I have it tomorrow, my skills of being a no-life won't let me be ready for the races.
 
I'm out for at least 2 months unless my wife surprises me with a ps3 for Christmas *bust out in a sarcastic laugh* yea... that'll happen.
 
I can't get a handle on this mobile app:confused:. But yeah I'm in...nice to meet the legend:cheers:. Probably the only time as I'll be in a lower division....for now:mischievous:
 
I'm out for at least 2 months unless my wife surprises me with a ps3 for Christmas *bust out in a sarcastic laugh* yea... that'll happen.
2 months for a refund? Ya well I guess they do always say "allow 6-8 weeks" That sucks no one has one you can borrow for the interim? Maybe a rental!!! I'll find you a link, try and get free shipping and everything.
 
2 months for a refund? Ya well I guess they do always say "allow 6-8 weeks" That sucks no one has one you can borrow for the interim? Maybe a rental!!! I'll find you a link, try and get free shipping and everything.


A refund for what? If you're talking about my kayak, I already got refunded but my wife wouldn't let me buy a nee one. Which is bs since she got the other 800 that I got extra too.
 
A refund for what? If you're talking about my kayak, I already got refunded but my wife wouldn't let me buy a nee one. Which is bs since she got the other 800 that I got extra too.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's dirty! I'd be so bummed if my o'lady did me like that. You sure your not forgetting to mention some other toy you got err something this doesn't ring right? LOL
 
I'm out for at least 2 months unless my wife surprises me with a ps3 for Christmas *bust out in a sarcastic laugh* yea... that'll happen.

Wins, someone said on here once,that Sony will swap a refurbished ps3 for your broke one for a hundred bucks plus shipping as long as it's not been struck by lightning. Worth checking out.
 
Howdy racers, Sure would like to join in the racing. My friend ZZTop asked me to join him in the action. Will send friend request. Thanks
 
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's dirty! I'd be so bummed if my o'lady did me like that. You sure your not forgetting to mention some other toy you got err something this doesn't ring right? LOL


Nope... no bs.. if I mention about buying anything she throws a fit and says she never buys herself anything. She thinks all money should go to the kids.
 
Howdy racers, Sure would like to Join in the racing. My friend ZZTop asked me to join him in the action. Will send friend request. Thanks
Welcome to turtle racing league!!

Ill get you added to the drivers list 👍

Thanks to @Jimbo-50 for having LJ join us, looking forward to racing with you!

can i get an unused color combo and an unused color for you? you can refer to the drivers on the first page, and scrolling down until you see "Drivers List"

@Psycho Tuber and @LJC2001 have been added to the drivers list! Again Welcome Guys! Glad to have you Join us!
 
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Are you not the biggest kid in the house?Does she not realize that. Women!!!!!

My wife says I am.

Yea but I'm not allowed to spend money I make. if I say anything about wanting to buy something I'm an evil person.. I can't buy it with cash becauseymy checks go to direct deposit.

Best day was when I told her to get a job to spend money. ... I AM A MOTHER. I WORK 24/7 AND DON'T GET PAID A DIME.

Apparently I'm a dad and work 70 hrs on the rd and dont get paid a dime..

Then when I told her I wanted a divorce once, that was insane. Started throwing things up in my face like my daughter is gonna be raised by another man and the like. can't even go hang out with my friend or my dad every now and then without her calling every 15 minutes

Holy piss thismobile website is terriblei
 
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^confirming that marriage is a scam.

should be in tonight.

on a side note, doing the M4 time trial, being 12 seconds off, i was saying wtf to myself. i watched the replays of the top guys and see that they are doing this 'grind the front outside wheel and somehow the car rotates instead of push' (i.e. completely unrealistic). then i noticed they were using skid recovering force, which, i've never used and don't even know what it is exactly. so i turn that on, and improve the first lap by 6 seconds. then, that makes me wonder was that available on the GT Academy time trial??
 
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Race 1: Mazda Laguna Seca Raceway
Car: Renault Sport Clio R.S. '11
Tires: Sport Hards
Laps: 26

Date: December 14, 2013


-How To Join Turtle Racing League Lobby-

1- Start up GT6

2- Click on Lobby

3-
Make Sure Friend's Rooms Only is Checked

4- Click on Lobby and Join

-Qualifying-

When Qualifying, make sure to be as spreaded out as possible, so you have no draft at all! If you do get in a draft and the racer ahead is not pulling over, it is your responsibility to either A) Speak on mic to pull over or B) the more Turtle Respect way, give up on your lap by letting the driver go ahead. If you are in qualifying, and notice a Faster Racer Approaching you into your Draft, Please pull aside in a safe spot to allow the faster racer ahead. Do not Block or compete in any way with another racer in Qualifying. Every Qualifying Session will last 15 Minutes. When Beginning, all may go, but must be a certain sounds from each other, the amount will be announced when about to begin.

Policies

The First Turn Rule - It is the policy of this league for you to hold your position in turn 1 and not try to improve it unless the following situations occur: 1) The driver directly in front of you is asleep on the start. 2) The driver directly in front of you runs off course with at least 2 wheels off the track. 3) Obvious race incidents that must be avoided. 4) If you are able to fully draft past someone without incident or disruption to the other driver(s) with a reasonable distance before approaching the first turn.

Holding your position in the first turn is limited to the first turn on the first lap. This rule is in place for 2 reason: (1) to effectively avoid incidents in the first turn, and (2) so that drivers who are being careful and doing their part to avoid incidents in the 1st turn of are not taken advantage of. There is no sense in causing an incident in the congestion of the first turn. You can not win the race on the 1st turn or even the 1st lap. If a complaint is filed, the decision we make will be one that promotes an incident free first turn.

Dive Bombing

Dive bombing is unacceptable, and only results in incidents. It is not the same as passing under braking. Dive-bombing is when a trailing car intentionally brakes late to dive underneath the car in front of them as they are turning into a corner. The trailing driver must move to the low groove for at least 3-4 seconds prior to corner entry so that the leading driver can see the trailing drivers intentions in his mirror. However, running the low groove is not a guarantee that he will allow you to pass, it is only an indication that you wish to pass on the low side. The trailing driver must also have gained at least a half a car length lead before braking begins so the leading driver can see his position and avoid contact.

Mics During Racing

From the beginning of the race, until the last driver crosses the finish line, your mic should be on mute. This allows all racers to concentrate on their driving to the fullest. You may unmute to tell a driver your track position if racing in close proximity. If a racer is on mic by mistake, please feel free to say "Mic Check" to remind all racers to check.


Race Incidents

Legitimate complaints are encouraged, they insure a better racing environment for everyone. Complaints should be addressed by "Private Message" to the race steward of the race in which the incident occurred. It is a matter to respect every Turtle on the track, as we are competing against each other on the track, we all must remain clean at all times. If you know you made a mistake on the track by pushing a turtle off track, please let them gain their position back. We are Turtle Racing League, and we want to be remembered as a respectful clean racer towards any racer out there. Please include race number, lap number, and time of incident. A ruling will be announced after a video review by an independent steward. All racing incidents or racing related issues shall be dealt with privately and under no circumstance mentioned publicly.

Thanks all for Joining us, and we Hope to see you with us on the track on GT6!
 
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Welcome to turtle racing league!!

Ill get you added to the drivers list 👍

Thanks to @Jimbo-50 for having LJ join us, looking forward to racing with you!

can i get an unused color combo and an unused color for you? you can refer to the drivers on the first page, and scrolling down until you see "Drivers List"

@Psycho Tuber and @LJC2001 have been added to the drivers list! Again Welcome Guys! Glad to have you Join us![/q

Thanks Ph1sher.

I will be running a white car with red wheels, and use 99 as my number since Jimbo said I have to use my age. LOL
 
Ph1sh, you didn't add me to the list yet... I guess you got distracted and moved on to something else. If you could add me soon, that would be helpful!:cheers:
 
Yea but I'm not allowed to spend money I make. if I say anything about wanting to buy something I'm an evil person.. I can't buy it with cash becauseymy checks go to direct deposit.

Best day was when I told her to get a job to spend money. ... I AM A MOTHER. I WORK 24/7 AND DON'T GET PAID A DIME.

Apparently I'm a dad and work 70 hrs on the rd and dont get paid a dime..

Then when I told her I wanted a divorce once, that was insane. Started throwing things up in my face like my daughter is gonna be raised by another man and the like. can't even go hang out with my friend or my dad every now and then without her calling every 15 minutes

Holy piss thismobile website is terriblei


Sounds like she may have BPD.

Might be worth looking into.
 
Ph1sh, you didn't add me to the list yet... I guess you got distracted and moved on to something else. If you could add me soon, that would be helpful!:cheers:
Sorry, will get you added..been working on a placement thing for the turtles

@LJC2001 sounds good ill get you added 👍
 
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