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DP only you could drive from Canada to Hawaii , ha ha
A man picked up a lamp on the San Francisco beach and rubbed it. Out comes the genie and asked him what his wish is. He said he always wanted to visit Hawaii but he is too afraid to fly or to take a boat. Can the Genie build him a bridge so that he can drive there. The genie says that is the first time ever that he got an impossible request and he has to make the exception and ask the man if he can wish for something else. The man then said he just broke up with his girlfriend and it was ugly and he feel very sad. He asked if the genie can give him the ability to understand women so that he can treat his girl nice and be happy. The genie said to him: "That bridge to Hawaii, do you want it to be two lanes or four?..."