Lotus and QADBAK have thrown my predictions out! I'll have to do it again. I also made a few adjustments. Time for more epicality:
Mercedes Brawn Grand Prix
#1 Jenson Button
#2 Rubens Barrichello
Monza 2009 only delayed the inevitable: Rubens Barrichello was unable to challenge Jenson Button after the Briton dominated in Singapore and clinched the title with a third place in Japan. Both were immediately re-signed as Mercedes bought into the team with the intention of making Brawn their new works outfit. Several new sponsors were signed, including Emirates Air and internet giant Google.
Livery: Brawn retain their white, black and yellow strip for 2010, though the presence of Mercedes means the white has become a burnished aluminium silver. Emirates logos adorn the sidepods and engine cowling, while Google appears on the wings and nosecone. Following the precedent established by Honda, large numbers in yellow and black appear on the rear wings to make it even easier to identify which driver is in which car.
Red Bull Renault
#3 Sebastian Vettel
#4 Mark Webber
After the Italian Grand Prix, Red Bulls title hopes quickly lost steam. But their successes have brought with them a renewed budget, and the aerodynamic upgrade introduced in Japan is believed to form the basis of their 2010 package. Although their hopes of a World Championship have to be put off for another year, Sebastian Vettel steals victory at the first Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. They elect to continue with Renault engines after rivals Brawn become the Mercedes works outfit.
Livery: Red Bull hire a team of young designers to create their 2010 racing strip. What they produce is something that would not have been out of place fifty years ago, a retro purple and silver livery based on the 1969 Ford GT40 from Le Mans.
Scuderia Ferrari Santander
#5 Kimi Raikkonen
#6 Felipe Massa
Ferrari retain their 2009 driver line-up despite the persistent rumours of Fernando Alonso defecting to the team. Although as confident as ever, the team admit they are a little uncertain without the use of the KERS system. The blanket ban on tobacco sponsorship has hurt their pockets, but has also signalled a new direction for the team.
Livery: Ferrari return to their original formula for rosso corsa, despite the fact that red does not photograph well. Their car is dominated by a large Santander logo on the engine cowling and sidepods that has to be seen square-on in order to appear properly.
McLaren Racing Cars
#7 Lewis Hamilton
#8 Nico Rosberg
The Italian Grand Prix was a turning point for many teams, including McLaren. Lewis Hamiltons last-lap accident was the first in a string of retirements, with the Briton recording only one finish in the last four races. Heikki Kovalainen rose to the challenge, securing fourth place in the constructors championship, but was unable to retain his McLaren drive. After Brawn becomes the Mercedes works team, McLaren distance themselves from the manufacturer and re-style themselves in their original mould.
Livery: With the departure of Mercedes, McLaren run their original yellow-orange strip. Vodafone stays on as a major sponsor, though McLarens untried in-house engine means they decide to discontinue title sponsorship. As Ferrari take Santander from them, McLaren take Ethiad, with a view to starting a rivalry with Brawn.
Williams Zero Mercedes
#09 Vitantonio Liuzzi
#10 Nico Hulkenberg
After losing Nico Rosberg, Williams sign on Tonio Liuzzi, who impresses all with four straight podiums in the last four races of 2009 and is the most critical person in the championship battle. Joining him is GP2 champion Nico Hulkenberg. Meanwhile, the void left by RBS is filled by Coca-Cola, and Williams endorse Coke Zero as their new title sponsor. But the bastards are everywhere they even slip a zero into Liuzzis racing number. Williams leave their Toyota contract a year early and pick up Mercedes engines in the deal.
Livery: Black, with red and white in keeping with the Coke Zero colours. It is a very detailed and artful livery, filled with swirls and loops. Secondary sponsors Phillips and AT&T compliment the arrangement. Half an hour after the Coke Zero deal is announced, the idea that Williams will score Zero points in 2010 is the oldest joke on the internet.
Panasonic Toyota Racing
#11 Timo Glock
#12 Kamui Kobayashi
After trying and failing to sign Fernando Alonso for 2010, Toyota hastily pick up GP2 driver Kamui Kobayashi. The move is seen as a mistake, especially after Timo Glock finally breaks Toyotas duck after he wins in Japan. Toyota get a larger-than-expected budget as a result, and team principal John Howett somehow convinces Tokyo that management-by-committee is an outdated idea. It soon becomes apparent that Kobayashi is on a race-by-race contract, with Super Aguri alumni Takuma Sato standing by.
Livery: Toyota acquire new sponsors in the form of Xanavi and Calsonic after plundering the ranks of SuperGT. Blue and silver are introduced to their red and white in a way that somehow distracts from the lines of the car, making it a bit of a mess.
Force India Grand Prix Engineering Mercedes
#14 Adrian Sutil
#15 Giedo van der Garde
The surprise team of 2009 return, fresh from their maiden victory in Brazil. After losing stand-in and former test driver Tonio Liuzzi to Williams and the FIA denying Karun Chandhok a superlicence, Vijay Mallya signs GP2 driver Giedo van der Garde. The team comes with backing from the Indian Government, and it is believed they have issued Mallya with an ultimatum: win consistently, or the Indian Grand Prix will never happen.
Livery: The State Bank of India joins the team, introducing blue into the teams orange, white and green design. Its not the prettiest livery ever created, but its not the ugliest, either as the blue is fortunately kept to a minimum.
Toro Rosso Progetto Ferrari
#16 Brendon Hartley
#17 Sebastian Buemi
Scuderia Toro Rosso are renamed Toro Rosso Progetto Toro Rosso Project which many see as a sign of Red Bull boss Dietrich Mateschitz throwing less and less money after them. It soon comes to light that he is only propping them up long enough to sell them to a buyer, with Eddie Jordan, Aguri Suzuki and Paul Stoddart all putting themselves forward as candidates. FOTA disagree with Stoddart returning to the grid, and the off-season is dominated by Stoddart falling back on his old standby: suing them.
Livery: The charging red bull is gone, as Red Bull Cola becomes the teams primary sponsor. More gold is introduced to help differentiate the cars from Red Bull. Like Brawn, Toro Rosso include large numbers on their rear wings; the morbid joke being that this is so the front-runners can tell who they are passing.
Lukoil Telefonicia Campos Cosworth
#18 Vitaly Petrov
#19 Jaime Alguersuari
After the deal with Pedro de la Rosa falls through, Adrian Campos pinches Jaime Alguersuari from Toro Rosso. With him is Campos other collaborator, Russian Vitaly Petrov. Although running the single most inexperienced team on the grid, the Dallara-built chassis is a surprise for many during shakedown and a definite points contender.
Livery: Mostly red and yellow, in keeping with the Spanish flag. Large Lukoil logos dominate one side of the car, while Telefonicia appears on the other, despite their colours being blue and gold. It is the first truly asymmetric livery since BARs infamous zipper design of 1999.
United States Formula One Cosworth
#20 Pedro de la Rosa
#21 Jonathan Summerton
USF1 snatch de la Rosa away from Campos, with the second place going to twenty-one year old superstar Jonathan Summerton, who beat Canadas Robert Wickens in an informal race-off for the final position; Wickens is retained as test driver. Despite initial doubts, USF1 are the first of the new teams to debut their new car, and while it is not expected that they will challenge for points, they certainly wont be perennial tail-enders.
Livery: Rather than plastering sponsor logos over the Stars and Stripes a move Ken Anderson and Peter Windsor considered almost sacrilegious USF1 go in for a red, white and blue design.
Manor Galactic F1 Cosworth
#22 Pastor Maldonado
#23 Adam Carroll
The quietest of the new teams for 2010, Manor put their heads down and go about their business. Nothing is heard until their car is unveiled, and it is instantly noted that they have signed two untested rookies. But their affiliation with Virgin and Richard Branson has created a relationship with Ross Brawns team, and it is believed Maldonado and Carroll come personally recommended by him. Their relationship also suggests that they may become Mercedes customers once the Cosworth contract expires.
Livery: With Virgin Galactic becoming title sponsor, the Manor cars are painted to resemble the VSS Enterprise, the first of the commercial spacecraft. The cars are white with a silver star array across the front wing and nose, large Virgin Galactic logos on the engine cowling and sidepods, and an evolution silhouette showing top-down silhouettes of Formula One cars from the 1950s to 2010.
Lotus 1Malaysia Cosworth
#24 Heikki Kovalainen
#25 Bruno Senna
Twenty-five years after Ayrton Senna drove for Lotus, Bruno Senna drives the number twenty-five Lotus 1Malaysia. More cynical minds consider it to be a marketing stunt, but with the Malaysian consortium having purchased Lolas intended 2010 chassis, the project is not as flimsy as first felt. Joining Senna is Heikki Kovalainen, who Lotus picked up after he was unceremoniously cut loose by McLaren, making this a Malaysian team based in England with a Brazilian and a Finnish driver. If nothing else, they are a truly multicultural effort.
Livery: With Malaysias national racing colours being yellow and white, and Lotuss corporate colours being yellow and green, the car is painted in the style of the Lotus 99T. Petronas joins from BMW as lead sponsor on the sidepods and Italian safety gear manufacturer Alpinestars signing up as secondary sponsor.
Sauber Projekt Rennen Ferrari
#26 Robert Kubica
#27 Nick Heidfeld
After Middle Eastern consortium QADBAK Investments purchased the remnants of the BMW-Sauber team, it was temporarily renamed Sauber Projekt Rennen, or Sauber Racing Project. A new name was never found, largely because it was so well-received. The Swiss-German team retained its 2009 line-up to ease the transition, though little of the teams internal structure changed.
Livery: When the car was first unveiled, many thought it was an Audi project with the prominent presence of Infineon as a major sponsor and the gunmetal-grey finish of the car. Other sponsorship comes from postal group DHL, national air carrier Lufthansa, and mobile phone manufacturer Siemens.
Matmut Renault
#28 Romain Grosjean
#29 Fernando Alonso
After the 2009 race-fixing controversy, Renault was very nearly kicked out of the sport. Renault president Carlos Ghosn announced that Renault would race in 2010 to reclaim their image and promptly fired the teams senior personnel, who were banned. Ghosn replaced them with staff from GP2 tea, ART Grand Prix and Le Mans outfit Oreca. Fernando Alonso decided to stay with the team to help them reclaim their image, while Grosjeans contract was renewed as there was no-one would could really replace him.
Livery: French insurance giant Matmut comes-onboard, with the car styled after the yellow, purple and scarlet one used by the Oreca Le Mans team. It is derided at first, but soon grows on everyone.
I can only conclude that I have way too much time on my hands.