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As a non-MAGA-Republican in a city that is surely one of the 11-12, I suppose I'm supposed to be prepping to wage a civil war. This is going to seriously interfere with my Thanksgiving plans.
Use the antique cannon as a cooking pot. It probably won't do much better as a cannon anyways.
 
The only way I can see this distinction being important is if the prisoner is dead set against it.

Good news: The DNA clears you as a suspect in this crime.

Bad news: ...it connects you to two unrelated crimes and the time you picked up a dog by its hind legs and pretended it was a wheelbarrow.
 
I think Greene was threatening the same thing, wanting corporations who stopped donating to Republicans to be investigated.

Maybe she needs to be investigated; financially & mentally.
 
I think Greene was threatening the same thing, wanting corporations who stopped donating to Republicans to be investigated.

Maybe she needs to be investigated; financially & mentally.
I wasn't aware donations meant extortion money. Oh well, her mask has fallen off so many times she might as well not use one.
 

I personally would not have equated a major American corporation weighing whether they want to continue advertising on a social media platform now owned by one of their competitors with black lesbian mermaid Velma playing a crystal flute while taking a knee (h/t @TexRex) but then again I’m not Tom Cotton.
 
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