America - The Official Thread

[TexRex]

 

[Famine]

I don't remember the movie well enough to understand the reference.

Well... the meme base is technically only movie-adjacent. It's three words long and begins "You dense..."

 

[TexRex]

Well... the meme base is technically only movie-adjacent. It's three words long and begins "You dense..."

Gotcha. I have seen that but I didn't make the connection.

 

[Tornado]

Well... the meme base is technically only movie-adjacent. It's three words long and begins "You dense..."

Reported: Bypassing the swear filter.

 

[TexRex]

 

[McLaren]

Taking the grift to new heights, the biggest and bestest heights.

 

[Darla Starch]

Taking the grift to new heights, the biggest and bestest heights.

Just the bigliest, making Mt. Everest look SAD and WEAK in the process

 

[Joey D]

Ah, so NFT's for stupider people, got it.

Some of these are certainly something though:

 

[Famine]

At what point in Cadet Bonespurs' career was he a Texas Ranger?

And who wears aviators inside a space suit?

 

[Scaff]

 

[TexRex]

Ah, so NFT's for stupider people, got it.

Some of these are certainly something though:

"Amazing ART of my Life & Career!"

It's sad that there's nobody around him to make clear just how pathetic this is. Even the horses and pheasants are laughing.

 

[Dennisch]

There isn't a facepalm gif available to describe my feelings right now.

 

[Blitz24]

See, the sad thing is a lot of his fans don't know how to use a computer too much, so even if they were foolish enough to buy these cards, they wouldn't be able to do anything with them.

 

[UKMikey]

He is more Homelander than Superman.

 

[Roo]

That's the most homoerotic Only Fans I've ever seen.

 

[Dennisch]

All we need now to give 2022 a bit of redemption are Musk Digital trading cards.

 

[TexRex]

It's sad that there's nobody around him to make clear just how pathetic this is. Even the horses and pheasants are laughing.

See, the sad thing is a lot of his fans don't know how to use a computer too much, so even if they were foolish enough to buy these cards, they wouldn't be able to do anything with them.

I suspect there are more sad things that haven't been imagined yet.

 

[Joey D]

All we need now to give 2022 a bit of redemption are Musk Digital trading cards.

I got you:

Elon Musk-Based NFT Collection Launched As Web3 Movement

Social commerce platform Basic.Space revealed its role in the launch of the Elon Musk-inspired non-fungible token (NFT) collection Elon.Space.

bitcoinist.com

Or, if you prefer the physical versions:

Pop Century 2022 Newsflash Elon Musk Trading Card [Buys Twitter for $44 Billion! #TheBirdIsFreed] (Pre-Order ships January)

Leaf is pleased to offer this 1st ever News Flash edition periodical trading card celebrating ELON MUSK'S PURCHASE OF TWITTER FOR $44 BILLION........

toywiz.com

NEW! Elon Musk Blastar Rookie Card #15 G.A.S. Trading Card 1 of 1784 Rare Tesla | eBay

Elon Musk Blastar Rookie Card #15 G.A.S. Trading Card. 1 of 1784 Rare Tesla.

www.ebay.com

2022 Card Smiths Elon Musk Card 28A Graded Mint 10 - Etsy

This Memorabilia item is sold by FloridaImportersShop. Ships from Boca Raton, FL. Listed on Oct 3, 2022

www.etsy.com

 

[Liquid]

I will take any warning that comes my way but he can't die soon enough.

 

[TexRex]

I will take any warning that comes my way but he can't die soon enough.

I'd like to milk this a bit longer.

 

[UKMikey]

I will take any warning that comes my way but he can't die soon enough.

Why wish death on anyone? I'd greatly prefer him to pay for his crimes and live long enough to see that his way doesn't work.

 

[Dennisch]

Why wish death on anyone? I'd greatly prefer him to pay for his crimes and live long enough to see that his way doesn't work.

Because this new scheme will bring in more money and no one in that corrupt family will go to jail.

 

[Touring Mars]

What a complete and utter fanny.

 

[Blitz24]

Why wish death on anyone? I'd greatly prefer him to pay for his crimes and live long enough to see that his way doesn't work.

Pay for crimes? Lol. He's not paying for his crimes.

 

[Tornado]

These are like Trump wanted to have his own version of the Duke Nukem Forever postcards

 

[HenrySwanson]

 

[TexRex]

lol. lmao.

 

[Danoff]

lol. lmao.

What is defamatory refusal to revoke a prize? That's... what the hell is that?

 

[TexRex]

What is defamatory refusal to revoke a prize? That's... what the hell is that?

It's obviously a loser, and has the potential to get anti-SLAPPed, but the bitch is so virtuous in the eyes of the imbecilic base that funds these frivolous suits that any failure or punitive action is evidence of corruption in the legal system.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Who wears underwear over a space suit...oh