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Who among us hasn't pulled a fire alarm thinking it would open the door?
Don't even joke about that. I used to work on hospital security and the number of times someone would break the glass and trip the fire alarm just to go through a door - when there's a nice big push to exit button right there.
 
Don't even joke about that. I used to work on hospital security and the number of times someone would break the glass and trip the fire alarm just to go through a door - when there's a nice big push to exit button right there.
Not to mention the doors that have pushbars with big red signs on them saying the alarm will go off if the door is opened and that the bar has to be held down for about 15 seconds for the door to open and the door emits a loud angry buzzer when the bar is held down... and yet at least once a week someone decides that just because that door goes direct to the parking lot, they would rather use that than go through the front door like everyone else.
 
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Who among us hasn't pulled a fire alarm thinking it would open the door?
I’ve set off multiple emergency exit alarms in my lifetime. Not in a hurry either, just because I happened upon a door that was in my way.
 
Who says that Republicans can't cross the aisle and work with the Democrats, eh?
 
Other than McCarthy getting elected again...which seems...hard...is there even a candidate who could plausibly get a majority approval? I'm guessing this will culminate in a lot of cringey, kayfabe grandstanding, somebody will get hit with a folding metal chair, Trump will make an appearance in some capacity, there will be loud roars from the crowd and Vince McMahon will emerge as the Speaker.
 
I think the 10-ish Republicans who know that they are an edited soundbite about abortion away from being catapulted out of office in 12 months (like the ones that flipped in New York) will work with Democrats to elect a Speaker before Republicans manage anything by themselves this time.
 
I think the 10-ish Republicans who know that they are an edited soundbite about abortion away from being catapulted out of office in 12 months (like the ones that flipped in New York) will work with Democrats to elect a Speaker before Republicans manage anything by themselves this time.
Exclude Santos from that group and yes.
 
Man I'm bummed I can't read the replies to this.



Rat bitch thinks the base is made up entirely of morons. Rat bitch happens to be right.
 
"Uh did you all forget the government's budget has an expiration date of like 40 days?" The American people, probably
 
McCarthy is vermin and so it makes sense that Democrats would vote to give the bitch the boot, actually. The conservative commentariat dooking their drawers over Democrats not voting in favor of McCarthy retaining the Speakership is emblematic of modern American conservatism as mental illness.

Breathless they were about Democrats' Senate majority when initiatives that garnered support from all but two members would fail because Republicans unanimously voted against. "Democrats should work with dissenters in the party," they'd chime in ad nauseum, but, for whatever reason, the same doesn't apply here to Republicans in the House. It's idiotic.

Remember that this was baked in from the very start with the concessions McCarthy made to secure the Speakership in the first place. He wanted the power and he was willing to be so compromised to get it.

Now it took a small minority of eight House Republican dissenters to see to McCarthy's ouster, but an even smaller minority of just five party members could see to it that someone at least agreeable to House Democrats as a whole replaces him, and more could still place someone that doesn't garner unanimous [begrudging] support from the opposition party...but the pundit class doesn't want to talk about that.
 
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Do wonder if McCarthy is petty enough to resign from his seat and make the GOP majority in the house smaller, after all this. Just would be extremely funny if he did.
 
For those keeping track, it's that one's first time back in this subforum since the post of mine responding to their various bitchfits including my assertion that their "groomer" projection may be good reason to check their various devices for child sexual abuse material. Weird.

Since that post, the lawsuit they mentioned, in which a school district was defending itself against the claim that a counselor was transitioning a student without parental permission, has been dismissed by a federal judge because no law required such permission to respect preferred pronouns (like I indicated in my response) and the same district's rule requiring faculty out students to their parents, imposed following the lawsuit, was struck down as unconstitutional (compelled speech isn't free speech)...and it's good policy not to anyway because conservatives tend to beat children for nonconformity.
 
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Gym Jordan would be god awful, even worse than Kevin.
What do you mean? Jim Jordan is very conservative.
His leadership would be beneficial for everyone, whether they like it, or not.
Think of it like a parent telling their kid they can't do what they want to do. They may not like it, but it's for their own good.
When they grow up, and can understand the real world, they'll realize it.
 
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For those keeping track, it's that one's first time back in this subforum since the post of mine responding to their various bitchfits including my assertion that their "groomer" projection may be good reason to check their various devices for child sexual abuse material. Weird.

Since that post, the lawsuit they mentioned, in which a school district was defending itself against the claim that a counselor was transitioning a student without parental permission, has been dismissed by a federal judge because no law required such permission to respect preferred pronouns (like I indicated in my response) and the same district's rule requiring faculty out students to their parents, imposed following the lawsuit, was struck down as unconstitutional (compelled speech isn't free speech)...and it's good policy not to anyway because conservatives tend to beat children for nonconformity.
Gym Jordan would be the equivalent of letting Matt Gaetz be speaker, in my eyes.
 
Gym Jordan would be the equivalent of letting Matt Gaetz be speaker, in my eyes.
I mean I guess Jordan is better, if only marginally? Gaetz is involved in the sex trafficking of minors while Jordan just doesn't acknowledge associates committing rape.
 
What do you mean? Jim Jordan is very conservative.
That’s all the more reason not to have him.

He’s a political moron whose only job is to run interference for Trump. Only delusional folks think he offers any benefit over Kevin. Even Gaetz would be better than Gym.
 
Jim Jordan is functionally stupid and so is Scalise. Anyone who denies climate change is happening shouldn't be in charge of anything that sets environmental policy. You can debate the reason why climate change is occurring and how much humans play a role in it, but if you deny it's happening, you're a special kind of stupid.

Jordan also wants a Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. On a list of things that should be added to the Constitution, that ranks so far down on the list that it would be at the end of a CVS receipt.

We don't need an ultra conservative speaker, we need a moderate Republican who will actually get the House to do something beneficial. We're staring at a government shut down and the children in Washington can't play nice because they're too busy worrying about being reelected than actually making the country run.
 
A man illegally brought a loaded handgun into the Wisconsin Capitol, demanding to see Gov. Tony Evers, and returned at night with an assault rifle after posting bail, police said Thursday.

The man, who was shirtless and had a holstered handgun, approached the governor’s office on the first floor of the Capitol around 2 p.m. Wednesday, state Department of Administration spokesperson Tatyana Warrick said. The 43-year-old man said “he would not leave until he saw Governor Evers” so he could talk about “domestic abuse towards men,” Capitol police said in a bulletin sent to lawmakers and their staffs.

Evers was not in the building at the time, Warrick said.

A Capitol police officer sits at a desk outside of a suite of rooms that includes the governor’s office, conference room and offices for the attorney general.
The man was taken into custody for openly carrying a firearm in the Capitol, which is against the law, Warrick said. Weapons can be brought into the Capitol if they are concealed and the person has a valid permit. The man arrested did not have a concealed carry permit, Warrick said.

The man was booked into the Dane County Jail but later posted bail.

He returned to the outside of the Capitol shortly before 9 p.m., three hours after the building closed, with a loaded assault-style rifle and a collapsible police baton in his backpack, Warrick said. He again demanded to see the governor and was taken into custody.

The man said “he did not own a vehicle and it is likely he has access to a large amount of weapons and is comfortable using them,” police said in the bulletin sent to Capitol workers.

Capitol police named the suspect, but court records show that no charges have been filed as of midday Thursday. The Associated Press normally does not name suspects until they are charged and efforts are made to get comments from them, their lawyer or other representative.

Madison police reported Thursday that the man was taken into protective custody and taken to the hospital. A spokesperson for the police department did not return an email seeking additional details.

“Capitol Police took control of the situation and so it’s over,” Evers told reporters Thursday.

He declined to comment on what security changes may be enacted for him or the Capitol building.

“I never, ever talk about what my security detail does or what they’re planning on doing,” Evers said. “But anytime something like this happens, obviously they reevaluate.”

The incident is just the latest in a series of violent threats against public officials.

Evers, a Democrat, was on a hit list of a gunman suspected of fatally shooting a retired county judge at his Wisconsin home in 2022. Others on that list included Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Whitmer was the target of a kidnapping plot in 2020.

Warrick said no immediate changes to security in the Capitol or for the governor were planned. The public has free access to the Capitol daily from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. There are no metal detectors.
Normal people doing normal things.
 
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