Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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As soon as I get to the the mission that requires me to go to the clothing shop in the tutorial, I leave the session and resume the tutorial from a private session. It makes it so much easier to finish since I don't have to deal with the trigger happy morons.
 
Is it possible to skip the tutorial at all? Most people want to play with their friends first, not be forced to play with bloodthirsty idiots through missions that are the same as every other mission online.


Welcome to Online!
• Shoot the thugs.
• Steal the drugs.
• Deal with game-breaking bugs.
• Play with idiots whose parents never gave them hugs.
You have to have completed it before.
 
Play with idiots whose parents never gave them hugs.
I can't make this one rhyme, but I would up doing a heist set-up mission last night, the one where you steal at technical for Trevor. I was at level 4, and armed only with the starting handgun, whereas everyone else was in excess of level 100, and I was literally the only competent player on the team.

I also did Last Team Standing at Cypress Flats, playing in a full match of eight, and I had to laugh at the way the other seven characters were virtually identical in appearance - same glasses, same haircuts, same facial hair and only minor variations in clothing.

And then there was an aerial race that I won in a Mallard because everyone else had opted for a Luxor and couldn't make the turns.
 
And then there was an aerial race that I won in a Mallard because everyone else had opted for a Luxor and couldn't make the turns.


No Vestra users? The Vestra is by far the best plane for air races (unless it's a jet race, in which case I think the Hydra might be the best)
 
Is it possible to skip the tutorial at all? Most people want to play with their friends first, not be forced to play with bloodthirsty idiots through missions that are the same as every other mission online.


Welcome to Online!
• Shoot the thugs.
• Steal the drugs.
• Deal with game-breaking bugs.
• Play with idiots whose parents never gave them hugs.
It doesn't take that long and you only have to do it once.
 
Played a bunch of missions with randoms....made a 100 grand

Good feels, I played some LTS with one team shooting rockets at players in Insurgents and the drivers had to nail a jump onto our platform.

Quite hilarious when you kill the whole other team with rockets :lol:
 
I can't make this one rhyme, but I would up doing a heist set-up mission last night, the one where you steal at technical for Trevor. I was at level 4, and armed only with the starting handgun, whereas everyone else was in excess of level 100, and I was literally the only competent player on the team.

I also did Last Team Standing at Cypress Flats, playing in a full match of eight, and I had to laugh at the way the other seven characters were virtually identical in appearance - same glasses, same haircuts, same facial hair and only minor variations in clothing.

And then there was an aerial race that I won in a Mallard because everyone else had opted for a Luxor and couldn't make the turns.

How were you playing at level 4? I thought you needed to be level 12.
 
Tried to kill a bounty, the asshole had a username with "ISIS Leader" as part of it, plus he was hacking. Rapidly-changing the color of their Marquis and traveling at 500 MPH. Dumbass.

EDIT: Even better! I still can't sell my Sandking XL! :mad:

EDIT 2: Why, in the name of everything vidya gaemz would R* allow low-level players to buy STINGER MISSILES? This breaks the game! Lock it to level 100 players ONLY like the RPG! Come on!
 
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The good, playing the Humane Labs heist with randoms, only to get hit with super accurate Buzzards during the Valkeryie mission. 3rd try and the Valkeryie dies at the very last second.
Final try and we succeed. Must have tired out the host, no finale tonight.

The bad. Ran into a God Moder on the PS4. Second one so far. Good God they're arrogant.
 
Tried to do the Fleeca Job. A newcomer joined alongside me for the setups, but proved to be hopeless. He managed to accept my blanket invite for the finale, but then rage-quit when I wouldn't set the cut at 50-50.
 
Tried to do the Fleeca Job. A newcomer joined alongside me for the setups, but proved to be hopeless. He managed to accept my blanket invite for the finale, but then rage-quit when I wouldn't set the cut at 50-50.

Definitely know these feels, especially when you finally initiate the heist and the person is completely useless
 
Definitely know these feels, especially when you finally initiate the heist and the person is completely useless
I'm pretty sure this guy managed to hit every single car whilst driving to the job when we were scoping the bank out, and half as many again on the way back. We nearly failed the Kumura mission when he crashed constantly during the escape from the Koreans. And he sounded like he was about twelve years old when he sent me a voice message asking to split the take 50-50.
 
I'm pretty sure this guy managed to hit every single car whilst driving to the job when we were scoping the bank out, and half as many again on the way back. We nearly failed the Kumura mission when he crashed constantly during the escape from the Koreans. And he sounded like he was about twelve years old when he sent me a voice message asking to split the take 50-50.

Tell me about it, pretty much had the same experience with another player.

We scope out and I get to practice the hacking, we get to the finale and the guy decides he wants to do the hacking, I was sitting in the car for about 15-25 minutes before I decided that it was too late to game and went to bed :lol:
 
Tried to kill a bounty, the asshole had a username with "ISIS Leader" as part of it, plus he was hacking. Rapidly-changing the color of their Marquis and traveling at 500 MPH. Dumbass.

EDIT: Even better! I still can't sell my Sandking XL! :mad:

EDIT 2: Why, in the name of everything vidya gaemz would R* allow low-level players to buy STINGER MISSILES? This breaks the game! Lock it to level 100 players ONLY like the RPG! Come on!
You do any glitches with it? I can't sell my Turismo R cause I did.
 
You do any glitches with it? I can't sell my Turismo R cause I did.

I'm fairly certain I didn't. I had no reason to duplicate that because I had much more valuable vehicles. I think it might be due to the fact that I had the Patriot tire smoke on it at one point, but I might be wrong.
 
So..I was playing a Capture: GTA with one other person. Deliver the Besra. I'm at Zancudo, the other at LSIA. We both deliver the first jets, I commit suicide, that way I won't have to fly all the way back. The other guy, unbeknownst to him....takes one of my jets and flies back to his base. Little did he know he just flew one of the Besras I need to deliver.
I deliver one more, walk to the one he took from my base, and taxi in for an easy delivery lol
 
Just tried to do the Prison Break station mission. I was assigned to pick up the car. It was a mission that required actual strategy, but my team-mate took that to mean "run in head first and get shot". We actually failed the mission before I even got to the docks because he raced ahead in a custom Zentorno.
 
Good: Created a new character to take on @Snorevette's challenge of earn enough for apartment, buy apartment, host Fleeca, complete Fleeca and retire all without dying. Will post a video of this later today.
Bad: Was about to start with a Tailgater when some **** stole it on me. Now searching for my first car.
 
Just tried to do the Prison Break station mission. I was assigned to pick up the car. It was a mission that required actual strategy, but my team-mate took that to mean "run in head first and get shot". We actually failed the mission before I even got to the docks because he raced ahead in a custom Zentorno.

The Casco is actually quite easy. I found a fast way to get up to that container. Instead of battling those guards along the first level of the ship, go up to stairs right when you board, and go to the right. You can gain access right to the top of the containers and only have to kill a few guards. Have to be careful, I fell a couple times jumping across the gap of the containers.

EDIT: Tried to help out with the Prison Heist finale, was only successful 1 out of 4 tries. One host set a level 5 as Prison Officer. A user with little ammo and barely any armor. Also for some reason I cannot join a good team for the Pacific Heist setup: Convoy for my second character. I have enough cash for that Savage, but those teammates find a way to die numerous times or destroy the truck. Which is funny since I have the Savage on my other PSN accounts...
 
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When someone says you're terrible at GTA, but they have to play online with mods :rolleyes:

I guess hackers dropped the ball somewhere in life eh :lol:
 
The Casco is actually quite easy. I found a fast way to get up to that container. Instead of battling those guards along the first level of the ship, go up to stairs right when you board, and go to the right. You can gain access right to the top of the containers and only have to kill a few guards. Have to be careful, I fell a couple times jumping across the gap of the containers.

You can also climb the crane nearest the Casco, shoot the two guards at that shipping container, then parachute down. Just mash the 'chute open button after you jump. After that, drive off the ship and keep going straight until you get to the rail cars, then follow the tracks most of the way to the drop off. You don't have to worry about the NPCs trying to chase after you.
 
You can also climb the crane nearest the Casco, shoot the two guards at that shipping container, then parachute down. Just mash the 'chute open button after you jump. After that, drive off the ship and keep going straight until you get to the rail cars, then follow the tracks most of the way to the drop off. You don't have to worry about the NPCs trying to chase after you.

Someone tried that earlier, his chute didn't open and he fell right behind me. His health must have been 2 clicks away from death lol
 
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