I can't make this one rhyme, but I would up doing a heist set-up mission last night, the one where you steal at technical for Trevor. I was at level 4, and armed only with the starting handgun, whereas everyone else was in excess of level 100, and I was literally the only competent player on the team.
I also did Last Team Standing at Cypress Flats, playing in a full match of eight, and I had to laugh at the way the other seven characters were virtually identical in appearance - same glasses, same haircuts, same facial hair and only minor variations in clothing.
And then there was an aerial race that I won in a Mallard because everyone else had opted for a Luxor and couldn't make the turns.