Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

[pokemonfan58]

Good: Giving my Adder a new look that resembles the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport.

Bad: Was in a lobby last night cruising around in my Adder with its brand new Bugatti Veyron Super Sport Black and Orange inspired look and was being chased by some guy. I was able to get away from him by hiding inside one of the underground tunnels. The guy was calling me a pussy for hiding away from him. He was trying to kill me in a Lazer or Hydra *Have no clue which jet he was using*. Hehe how funny for using such a tactic that the word "Pussy" would best describe it.

Also as a friendly reminder, please don't call someone a pussy, you'll scare your cats!

 

[Stavingo]

Typical GTA pilots

>call people out for hiding from fighter jets/combat in general
>insta leave lobby as soon as they die and/or lose their plane

 

[pokemonfan58]

Typical GTA pilots

>call people out for hiding from fighter jets/combat in general
>insta leave lobby as soon as they die and/or lose their plane

You just perfectly describe the definition of being a Fighter Jet noob. Conglaturation!

 

[Snorevette]

Best: Finally buying the Hydra.

Worst: Being so poor afterwards that I end up in this bizzare situation where I'm going out to the country and robbing tiny convenience stores in a 3 million dollar military jump jet.

 

[Stavingo]

Best: Finally buying the Hydra.

Worst: Being so poor afterwards that I end up in this bizzare situation where I'm going out to the country and robbing tiny convenience stores in a 3 million dollar military jump jet.

#thuglife

 

[Dagger311]

So, I chased a bounty yesterday. I was in my Insurgent, he was in a Zentorno, and it was raining. The rain was the only reason he didn't leave me in the dust. Eventually I have a major wreck, and he goes off radar. While I wait for his icon to come back, I get my jet. He pops back up, I make a strafing run that he avoids by making a sharp right around a building, which happened to be his apartment. Go in passive, enter hover mode, and send him "GG" in a text, because I'm not that asshole who berates people for hiding from a $3,000,000 jump jet when they have a bounty.

He assumes I am that asshole, and immediately gets defensive. His reply was "but u had hydra I had 2"

I then explained that GG meant "Good game", and he understood it wasn't an insult.

So I fly off in the hills, and notice he's being chased by a helicopter. Fly over there, and it's 3 guys in a Valkrie. Go off the radar, come up from behind and under them, and use my explosive cannon to destroy them.

Then I flew off, left the bounty alone (He already got away from me once, it would've been unfair to just hover down there and blow him up after that), and got shot out of the sky by a completely random (as in not one of the helicopter guys) player with a homing missile while I was swapping from VTOL to jet mode.

The bounty sent me a thank you from his apartment, then left shortly after.

 

[Dan]

I wonder how much that bounty was.

 

[Sage Ages]

You realize that you'd have to pay insurance if you'd managed to get his bounty, right?

 

[Dagger311]

No idea. I wasted $3,000 in sticky bombs trying to get him though.

You realize that you'd have to pay insurance if you'd managed to get his bounty, right?

Not if they're in the vehicle you blow up.

 

[Dan]

You realize that you'd have to pay insurance if you'd managed to get his bounty, right?

I know that, but I was just curious.

 

[sesselpupser]

Yesterday, after a string of failed jobs, I decided to go for a drive in my Rebel. I put passive mode on, disabled the HUD and radar and drove to the peak of Mt. Chilliad, down to the 'sea' in the middle of the map, clockwise around the coast, down to the wind farm, along the east-most coast of the map, down to the industrial area, through the middle of the city and then parked up in my garage again. I even tried obeying traffic laws for a bit, that was kind of fascinating to watch (I also spooked a guy into running a red light by revving my engine).

But... Ugh. Shortly before that I tried that mission where you have to jump into Zancudo, get in a jet and chase that Titan down before going off to kill another target. I didn't have a personal vehicle spawned so I hopped in an armoured Kuruma and not one of the five other drivers could work out how to jump the fence. One of them did, then died twice (using all our lives) so we basically just had to wait for the Titan to escape. That happened twice, finally in the end one player got both kills but that was like 40 minutes of my life spent watching idiots and texting them advice, which was ignored, that I'll never get back.

 

[maxi25]

Worst: joining a random lobby because your friends are busy and getting kicked as soon as you connect.

Best: joining a random lobby with helpful randoms that can get things done.

 

[gnomefromnome]

The good-completing the prison heist finale with randoms on our first try, even with plane spewing black smoke early on.

The bad- was in a random battle with someone in freemode. I was taking shelter and it was a pretty even match. Then out of nowhere I receive a PSN message from a user who wasn't even in the session saying "You sure like to run girl". I guess who ever I was killing was on chat and realized I didn't hear him.

 

[Stavingo]

That just means they wasted their breath through mic for nothing though

 

[JR98]

I walk out of my apartment and see a white Fusilade heading towards me. I roll and shoot the driver with my shotgun. I then get in my Ferrari and steal a Faggio (because why not). I then see he is a rank 15 and he chases me in a Buffalo. I get the luckiest shot ever then get chased by the cops and end up cornered by gang members and somehow fend them off.

 

[PikachuRacer11]

I walk out of my apartment and see a white Fusilade heading towards me. I roll and shoot the driver with my shotgun. I then get in my Ferrari and steal a Faggio (because why not). I then see he is a rank 15 and he chases me in a Buffalo. I get the luckiest shot ever then get chased by the cops and end up cornered by gang members and somehow fend them off.

Excellent driving with the Faggio Scooter. Shows that with the right wheelman, a completely stock Faggio can outrun the cops.
You have my respect for your skilled driving and putting yourself to the test by getting in a pursuit with this and surviving.

 

[JR98]

Excellent driving with the Faggio Scooter. Shows that with the right wheelman, a completely stock Faggio can outrun the cops.
You have my respect for your skilled driving and putting yourself to the test by getting in a pursuit with this and surviving.

I didn't even plan to have the pursuit at first. I just took it because I wanted to keep it (For the laughs) and then robbed the store so I could insure it, then the pursuit started. If you look my health was REALLY low at times. And the scooter was smoking the whole thing because I accidentally used my flare gun.

 

[JakeMR2]

Good: Got my Armored Kuruma with my first million.

Bad: Some person who was level 500 or something kept killing me and my friends who play GT. The next a person being chased by cops thrown a C4 charge at my Kuruma, glad he paid 6,550 for the insurance.

Before all this happened, a kid called my in-game phone saying you need help even though my friend killed me for fun. I said "I was fine". Then there was a text saying "come". At this point his credibility was very lacking. Then the kid called again, this time I only did hear gibberish, but I think he said "You wanna join my crew?". That was a big annoyance too.

For people who kill other players. Some others are NOT going to shoot you or show dominance. But I'm somewhat got sick of it.

 

[Sage Ages]

Bad: Getting in a gun-fight with some jackass and his friend. Apparently, they can't aim for crap since every single successful kill they got was from explosives.

Good: They are hilariously bad at anything involving shooting, driving, and trying to approach me from multiple directions. Simply watching them trying to get me was entertaining.

Bad: During all of this, I discovered the heavy shotgun has a lot more recoil than the other shotguns. Full auto is pretty much useless.

Good: It looks cool at least. That's all that's important.

 

[gnomefromnome]

Just ran into 2 partners, a gunner and one in Passive Mode (PS4), the gunner attempting to use his buddies car as a mobile shield. That's when they learned that doesn't work well against RPGs.

 

[Stavingo]

Why is it such a trend all of sudden for high level players to kill noobs, so annoying and I feel bad for the low ranked players.

 

[PikachuRacer11]

I didn't even plan to have the pursuit at first. I just took it because I wanted to keep it (For the laughs) and then robbed the store so I could insure it, then the pursuit started. If you look my health was REALLY low at times. And the scooter was smoking the whole thing because I accidentally used my flare gun.

I took one of those from a random AI too (even though with what I had at the time, $5,000 isn't a lot to spend to get one legally, but I was saving up for an Insurgent). I only insured it and painted it light brown with white stripes (to match the color of it's seat). The little scooter is nice to drive for small errands or cruising around in a friend, crew, or solo lobby.

However, I won't likely be running that in a open lobby (unless everyone was friendly) as it would make me a very easy target.

 

[JR98]

I took one of those from a random AI too (even though with what I had at the time, $5,000 isn't a lot to spend to get one legally, but I was saving up for an Insurgent). I only insured it and painted it light brown with white stripes (to match the color of it's seat). The little scooter is nice to drive for small errands or cruising around in a friend, crew, or solo lobby.

However, I won't likely be running that in a open lobby (unless everyone was friendly) as it would make me a very easy target.

Solution: STICKY BOMBS!

 

[Dagger311]

Why is it such a trend all of sudden for high level players to kill noobs, so annoying and I feel bad for the low ranked players.

Because K/D bro.

They can't combat your minigun/RPG or Insurgent/Kuruma very well.

I personally try to help them, but if they start shooting at me, all's fair.

 

[JR98]

Because K/D bro.

They can't combat your minigun/RPG or Insurgent/Kuruma very well.

I personally try to help them, but if they start shooting at me, all's fair.

An Armored Kuruma tried running me over endlessly. A homing launcher sorted that

 

[Dagger311]

An Armored Kuruma tried running me over endlessly. A homing launcher sorted that

Insurgent is best for taking on players, simply for its explosive resistance. That guy was an idiot for trying that.

 

[JR98]

Insurgent is best for taking on players, simply for its explosive resistance. That guy was an idiot for trying that.

Speaking of idiots: A rank 34 tried placing mercenaries on my, not knowing I was a rank 150 so I killed the mercs, insured the Mesa and then he chased after me in a Fusilade while I was in my Dukes. I ran and then he kept trying to kill me so I got my Buzzard and killed him a good 4 or 5 times before he rage quit

 

[Stavingo]

Because K/D bro.

They can't combat your minigun/RPG or Insurgent/Kuruma very well.

I personally try to help them, but if they start shooting at me, all's fair.

Yeah that's true, doesn't help my accounts KDR is above 3 as well

I like helping them too, I had some level 50 with a bounty killing a level 14 around the stadium (only 3 of us in server) the bounty guy shat his pants and the level 14 ran away and left the server, great success

 

[CinnamonOD]

They can't combat your high level hardware, that's why I use my Rhino to defend low levels in trouble

 

[Stavingo]

They can't combat your high level hardware, that's why I use my Rhino to defend low levels in trouble

Fair enough, I normally sit back and try to pick them off with a sniper.

Though using the Insurgent pickup wouldn't be too bad either, shame it isn't customisable