Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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The good. An easy way to save and alter the VIP outfits. Simple, choose a VIP outfit you want and join a Deathmatch or Team Deathmatch. Go to inventories and select an accessory such as glasses or hats. Then just exit the Deathmatch. You will be in the designated VIP outfit but here's the easy part. Go to VIP Management and select NONE as the VIP outfit. You will now be in the outfit plus the glasses/hat combo you chose before exiting the deathmatch. Now go the Saved Outfits and save. There was another method, go to the shower as your VIP limit is going to end and save, but this one you can still be VIP and add as many VIP outfits as your Saved Outfit slot allows.

The bad. There is now an Invisible AND Off Radar glitch going around. One was in as session and could sneak up on you with ease and kill you without being seen whatsoever. The good news is once he dies he's back in Full View. Inviso knifed me as I was standing watch but he died. I then chased him down and of course he left the session to preserve his ill gotten K/D ratio.

...and there's this. Who spends this much on a Low Rider BUT NOT BULLET PROOF TIRES? Yea I stole it but still
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gnomefromnome
...and there's this. Who spends this much on a Low Rider BUT NOT BULLET PROOF TIRES? Yea I stole it but still
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To be fair, am I correct in saying that the slamming glitch was never actually patched? Maybe they want the lowest rider they can possibly get.
 
> Join GTA Online, land in 25 player session
> Fire up Piracy Prevention
> Someone goes off the radar, gets to the marker and dies because of proxy mine
> Start recording because it's getting intense
> Get the "everyone leaves session" bug just four minutes into the session
> Wait it out, get 30k
> Join new session, 2 players
> Join new session, all alone
> Curse and turn off PS4

Fix your goddamn game Rockstar, it's been two and a half years yet your servers are still cringeworthy.
 
I've got kicked off 5 times on last gen last night so it's really Rockstar puts their profits ahead of their customers because they know blind idiots will worship them like they do no wrong (those same idiots will buy shark cards as often as Johnny Manziel buys alcohol and goes partying).

On another note. I was doing a mix of races and missions and had a friend ragequit them. He got mad because another friend and I called out Savages and laid waste the Los Santos Connection AIs with them. The final kicker was that we did a race that I had raining and left traffic on. Everyone but him was in a pileup at the finish line and began dying in laughter, but he got mad that people hit his car earlier so he disliked the race and quit the lobby. Really, of all things that happen in last gen (scumbag modders in lobbies especially), you ragequit because of that?
 
So, I'm sure you recognize this gem back in the online thread.

You know it did remind me of one time that a Hydra tried chasing me with a Hydra, just because I am a VIP and he claims to kill any VIP he just so happens to run by. It took him THIS long before he went for me.

I've been in and briefly out of that Hydra for 30 minutes doing events and it took him THIS long to figure out that the best way to beat me is to be me.

What I did:

- Check location of idiot in Hydra.
- Head to Paleto Bay, and kept going north. Ensured chaser also keeps following. Go straight and in full speed so that he won't be able to attack me.
- Reached probably 1/2 of San Andreas' length off the map north.
- Bring up phone.
- Head to invites, and accept my Heist finale I never bothered to finish.
- Ends up back in Tinsel Towers.
- Laugh like this.
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It sort of happened again. But in a different light.

So, I was a VIP of Noitazinagro as always (need to think up of a better name), and after a few successful stints of VIP work, I became pretty wanted, with a 7k bounty to boot. He was in a Hydra, disrupting the other 3 locals about. Then it became my turn to "eat bleep and die".

What I was doing: Free Roam event. It's Dead Drop, and I'm delivering a package from Devin Weston's, to Madrazo's ranch. I wonder what business do they do together..

But what Mr. Hydra didn't expect was a chase he wouldn't forget. I too was in a Hydra. And I was all like..


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Leaving Devin's, I head north since the other Hydra was incoming from the east. My plane weaved by the restricted base's airspace, and I was hoping my chaser would fly over Zancudo and get shot down there.

But he's still flying. So, I kept going.

While in Paleto, I thought of teleporting back to Tinsel Towers, but I would lose the package, and I just can't let this scrub win after what he's done to the other players.

Instead of the great blue, I head through the Great Ocean Highway, and still on full throttle. Little did my chaser know he's about to see how my genius is showing. *checks pants... and the quick menu*

The chase went on through the highway, even past Madrazo's ranch. I did think of parachuting, but my idea had to work!

So, Hydra on Hydra got through the whole of Los Santos now, and I head to Vespucci Beach to fly over my secret weapon...


*insert dramatic cue from Inception music thing*

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The Flying Dutchman!


Did it work, you ask? Well, let's say I received the killfeed to confirm this:

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This is how I laughed that moment.

And later on, I delivered the package with no resistance. How would you think I feel? Well, maybe like this:


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Nothing is more satisfying than taking out a suicide queen who impels himself just spawn kill some other scrub. Queue a rooftop ensemble whereas I have full view of such an endeavor but which said queen has difficulty at spotting me. I have easy access at sniping our foe but he cannot locate me quickly. Even as he takes me out, I still have an advantage to take a higher ground even before he can respawn and try to preserve his ill gotten K/d ratio. Just as he tries to scale the same roof and realizes his failure he has to leave in order not to be taken out with ease.

Me 1 - Spawn killer 0

such is life
 
Start Piracy Prevention, four minutes in I am kicked out of the session because of network issues.

Join another session, start Sightseer, mere meters from the last package and I get "A LAN cable is not connected".

🤬

Edit:

Okay, this kinda pissed me off.

I was the only VIP in a session and two low levels saw that I had a yacht and all and they asked me to become my bodyguards. I politely rejected them both, mainly because I was running Piracy Prevention for cash and couldn't accept any requests. So the two scrubs turn up at my yacht in passive and sure enough, when I least expect it, come out of passive and blast me. I made short work of them, but here's the catch; they respawned on the yacht. So on top of enemies coming to capture my ship, I had to deal with these two nubs teaming against me. Thankfully they were dumb enough to not go on the yellow marker :lol: I won Piracy Prevention and they left the yacht (I think I was on evens with both of them at that point).

Later on I found one of them at the airport and spawnkilled the living hell out of him until he went passive. Had to pay for pulling such a 🤬 move on me.
 
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Interesting

After completing another setup I decided to do one more before I log off. The last one I joined was a Series A finale (neat). When we get to the planning board the host gives me and everyone else 10% cut (lol ok). I then use the Steam in-game web browser to kill about 5 minutes before the timer ends and proceeds to the outfit selection. I then check at the last second to see my cut hasn't changed. We get to the outfit selection screen and there's another 5 minute timer, but after 15 seconds the host left.

I proceed to ride my Faggio to my yacht and call it a day.
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ViscousTraction
Interesting

After completing another setup I decided to do one more before I log off. The last one I joined was a Series A finale (neat). When we get to the planning board the host gives me and everyone else 10% cut (lol ok). I then use the Steam in-game web browser to kill about 5 minutes before the timer ends and proceeds to the outfit selection. I then check at the last second to see my cut hasn't changed. We get to the outfit selection screen and there's another 5 minute timer, but after 15 seconds the host left.

I proceed to ride my Faggio to my yacht and call it a day.
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If you start off with 10%, just leave. It isn't worth the time, and the host is being a stingy moron.
 
Dan
If you start off with 10%, just leave. It isn't worth the time, and the host is being a stingy moron.
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Yeah, that was the first and last time I'll sit in a lobby like that. I only did it because I was about to log off and it was funny since they actually expected me to ready up. They were typing too, but I was too busy using IE in 2016 :cool:
 
Good

Yet again I decided to wrap up my day by joining another heist. The last one I joined was none other than the Series A finale, but this time the host gave everyone 25% and we completed it in one shot :eek:

Extra:
Saw this gem while I was playing Humane Labs - EMP because some level 19 kept dying.
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I had to relax for a minute because I hurt myself from laughing.
Bless him for trying to communicate though.​
 
Joined a session by Fort Zancudo so I grab a Lazer. Then a notification there's a Hunt the Beast is on, and he just visited a location. As soon as I fly in the vicinity..."There was a network error, please return to GTA V". Welp, off to some VIP sessions I guess.
 
Props to the guy who needs to sooth his ego by spawn killing lower level players, and let's all say hi to his 2 new friends who are ripping him to shreds. Always remember, kids; it's harder to spawn kill 2 players than one!
 
Stavingo
Completed some VIP work with randoms a few days ago, damn you can make a lot of bank in quick succession
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How much are we talking? I have yet to hit up the VIP work.

As for myself it's aggravating when you join a LTS game room and somehow an opposing player grabs a Rhino out of freaking nowhere. Ruins all the fun and competitiveness of it.
 
C_R5_575TLR
Props to the guy who needs to sooth his ego by spawn killing lower level players, and let's all say hi to his 2 new friends who are ripping him to shreds. Always remember, kids; it's harder to spawn kill 2 players than one!
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Ever notice that those same ego centric losers always start crying and pouting and ragequit sessions if they die because their precious k/d is going to get destroyed by them dying once (or multiple times if someone serves up a dish of payback)? The last time I saw one of those idiots, he got butthurt after the tables got turned (loser and friends were piling a guy 3-1 and we went 5 on 1 in response after whooping them 3 on 3) and called his modder friends in. That was an abysmal fail for him too because the modder we were with made their modder ragequit before he did himself.
 
K/D is the giveaway that it's a modder in my eyes. Level is definitely modded, but you can't get that high of a K/D by playing legit even with a modded account level. That modder must either be a rookie or a moron because most modders with half a brain don't dare put a stupid high k/d like that. It makes it way too damn obvious.

As for the stealth, a lot of people who are pure deathmatch players have maxed stealth because maxed stealth in deathmatches is basically the equivalent of Dead Silence in Call of Duty. I maxed it on both of my characters because that's a major advantage to have in PvP- especially deathmatches, and I've been playing those a lot lately.
 
Actually there is a very slim chance of that rank 1350 being legit. I've read on GTAForums that there are a few legit 1300's at this point, but probably like 5 or less.
 
JASON_ROCKS1998
Best: Doing VIP Work with @ToyGTone, getting $6,000,000 in Criminal Damage and messing around in free roam with @C_R5_575TLR




Worst: Some stingy 🤬 only giving me a 30% cut for Fleeca and calling me a 🤬 when I left. And a couple of jet griefers.
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The fact I didn't lag that much from your point of view in that video made me wonder if it's me having bad connections or you?
You (and almost everyone from the crew) seems to lag insanely (cars move in odd ways going side ways...etc / Planes & Heli's sometimes loses control and start going to the ground/water as if no one is flying it then suddenly appears back in the right location then shine and repeat.
 
@ToyGTone

what your ping time to this server? it's a dns at the AMS-IX, and i presume that most european GTA players are routed through there

Code: 
erik@MintyFresh ~ $ ping 194.109.6.66
PING 194.109.6.66 (194.109.6.66) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=1 ttl=60 time=16.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=2 ttl=60 time=16.0 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=3 ttl=60 time=37.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=4 ttl=60 time=15.3 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=5 ttl=60 time=14.9 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=6 ttl=60 time=16.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=7 ttl=60 time=15.0 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=8 ttl=60 time=15.1 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=9 ttl=60 time=15.6 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=10 ttl=60 time=15.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=11 ttl=60 time=37.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.109.6.66: icmp_seq=12 ttl=60 time=15.1 ms
^C
--- 194.109.6.66 ping statistics ---
12 packets transmitted, 12 received, 0% packet loss, time 11018ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 14.907/19.382/37.816/8.266 ms
erik@MintyFresh ~ $

-edit- oh yeah you prolly have windows, so open a command prompt and put in the same command "ping 194.109.6.66"

Code: 
Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601]
Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.

C:\Users\w7>ping 194.109.6.66

Pinging 194.109.6.66 with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 194.109.6.66: bytes=32 time=36ms TTL=60
Reply from 194.109.6.66: bytes=32 time=15ms TTL=60
Reply from 194.109.6.66: bytes=32 time=29ms TTL=60
Reply from 194.109.6.66: bytes=32 time=15ms TTL=60

Ping statistics for 194.109.6.66:
  Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
  Minimum = 15ms, Maximum = 36ms, Average = 23ms

C:\Users\w7>

and the important number is "time" should not be higher then ... let's say 100 miliseconds
 
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