Hardly, seeing how I'll roll with jokes about my dead parents and plenty of other offensive jokes of questionable taste.
Were you laughing at jokes about the circumstances leading up to your parents' deaths just two weeks after it happened?
You could just open your eyes for a moment and realize, just maybe, that a lot of people are cross with your obnoxiously humorless and contrary attitude.
You ignore criticisms of yourself, and yet you expect me to heed your criticisms of me. And when I don't, you think I have an attitude problem. You demand that I acknowledge that my posting style is flawed and actively work towards changing it, providing vague references "a lot of people" to support your statement, and yet almost every single criticism you level at me could reasonably be directed back at you. I don't see you actively trying to address this in how you present yourself, so why do you think it is your place to demand that I do it?
Please, Azuremen. Teach me how to be more like you. I crave your approval more than anything else in this world. I am nothing without it, so please, teach me how to think like you, how to walk like you, talk like you and act like you. And teach me how to do my part to get other people to think like you so that I can help in turning GTP into an utterly joyless place, where the only thoughts that are allowed to be expressed are the ones that you approved in advance. After all, haven't you heard the saying that the world would be a pretty boring place if we all thought the same way?
While we're on the subject of people opening their eyes, perhaps you should open yours and realise that people don't always agree with you, and that it's okay if they don't. You may have appreciated akmuq's joke, but I did not. I found it to be in poor taste, completely insensitive, and lacking humour even if I understood how and why it was meant to be funny. However, not finding it funny when you do does not turn me into some scourge of the forums, and nor does it give you the right to demand that I take a step back, critically assess my approach to the forums and fundamentally alter my beliefs for your sake.
If there is some critical issue with my posting that warrants a course of action, you can rest assured that it will be addressed by the moderators, and that it will stay between myself and the moderators; you have no further need to you of any discussions we have outside the public space of the forums, just as I have no need to know of any discussions between you and the moderators. You can rest assured of this because it is the same basic courtesy that I extended to you - and to everyone else - when I was a moderator. Until such time as you become a moderator, it is neither your place nor your responsibility to police the forums in a manner you see fit. In the meantime, I suggest you learn to accept that not everyone thinks like you, and that if they don't think like you, then it doesn't automatically make them bad people. So stop trying to bully people into changing what and how they think so that you are more comfortable having a discussion with them.