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[Flex0r]

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As the McLaren is on the prowl for pale Brits in their midlife crisis, his victims tend to hide behind hay bales which McLarens are unable to see through.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

As the McLaren is on the prowl for pale Brits in their mid-life crisis, his victims tend to hide behind hay bales which McLarens are unable to see through.

 

[86Debris86]

As the McLaren is on the prowl for pale Brits in their mid-life crisis, his victims tend to hide behind hay bales which McLarens are unable to see through.

I read that in Steve Irwin's voice

 

[Flex0r]

I read that in Steve Irwin's voice

I knew I should've added a woohoo or a crickey in there.

 

[Convergent]

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[FT-1]

 

[Azure Flare]

No RedBulls allowed in this lobby!

 

[baggist74]

 

[The Stig Farmer]

"How are we doing this?"

"Huh?"

"This car isn't even real!"

"What's going on?!"

"I don't know!"

 

[Flex0r]

Official right: "Did you hear that story about McLarens hunting pale Brits in their mid-life crisis?"

Official left: "Yeah, luckily we've had our midlife crisis."
Official left:"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen my brother in law for quite some time now"

Official right: "These caps are rubbish by the way I can't for the life of me get it to stay straight on my head."

 

[Kitten]

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[Azure Flare]

If you were going for a realistic photo, you failed as the engine didn't blow up. (Or was that the one that had the tub come apart?)

 

[Kitten]

If you were going for a realistic photo, you failed as the engine didn't blow up. (Or was that the one that had the tub come apart?)

Engine blew up on the straight

 

[Azure Flare]

I've looked it up:

#3 was the one that had the suspension failure, causing the tub ahead of the driver to scrape the track on the Mulsanne straight.

#2's turbo blew up early in the morning. #1 had to replace the alternator and later went flat-out to catch the leading Audi, only for the engine to go kablooey.

The #4 Oreca entry, Peugeot's only remaining hope, blew up with just over an hour left in the race with a similar problem.

 

[86Debris86]

 

[Niku Driver HC]

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"Don't mind me. I just want to see kids... You know, to be friendly to them."

 

[rallymorten]

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*because someone has to assist @Flex0r *

Hiding guy: Psst! Psst!

Shirt-guy: What the.. What are you doing down there Rob?

Hiding guy: Haven't you heard yet? They say there's a McLaren nearby! Quick, hide before it sees you!

Shirt-guy: Why should we be afraid of McLarens?

Hiding guy: When did you last see your brother-in-law?

Shirt-guy: When he was looking at the McLa.. *runs for cover*

@Flex0r, there's a lot of potential in those stories, we need more McLarens and pale brits in their midlife crisis

 

[Flex0r]

I totally agree.

 

[titleguy1]

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Not content with rockets and space shuttles, the USA plans to send a car into orbit.

 

[ScotteDawg]

 

[rallymorten]

As taken from another thread (I thought it would fit in just nicely):

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Jean-Marie Balestre (FIA president 1985-1993): When the guys asked what I meant by "merging Group B with Group C", I made a perfectly understandable point. Yet, not unlike a school teacher in 7th grade, I heard that unmistakeable laugh coming from the back row..

 

[Bram]

 

[titleguy1]

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"New technology allows people to drive cars on a Rollercoaster."

 

[jus1029]

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I never knew how mind-blowing SSRX is!

 

[Flex0r]

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At the charity cruise for pale brits in their midlife crisis people suddenly had to run for their lives when a McLaren appeared a the top of the hill at SSRX.

The crowd ran away screaming.

 

[rallymorten]

As the McLaren is on the prowl for pale Brits in their mid-life crisis, his victims tend to hide behind hay bales which McLarens are unable to see through.

Official right: "Did you hear that story about McLarens hunting pale Brits in their mid-life crisis?"

Official left: "Yeah, luckily we've had our mid-life crisis."
Official left:"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen my brother in law for quite some time now"

Official right: "These caps are rubbish by the way I can't for the life of me get it to stay straight on my head."

Hiding guy: Psst! Psst!

Shirt-guy: What the.. What are you doing down there Rob?

Hiding guy: Haven't you heard yet? They say there's a McLaren nearby! Quick, hide before it sees you!

Shirt-guy: Why should we be afraid of McLarens?

Hiding guy: When did you last see your brother-in-law?

Shirt-guy: When he was looking at the McLa.. *runs for cover*

At the charity cruise for pale brits in their mid-life crisis people suddenly had to run for their lives when a McLaren appeared a the top of the hill at SSRX.

The crowd ran away screaming.

Sorry, I had to.

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* 4 weeks earlier*

Newsflash: British scientist Dr. Rightoven claims to have made a major discovery in the evolution of thinking cars. Rightoven was driving Test Car 19, based on a McLaren F1, when all of a sudden the car tried to kill him. He made it out safe, but the whereabouts of the car, which drove off into the horizon, is unknown. If you see it, please call Blackworth Police.

 

[Flex0r]

^ good origin story 👍

 

[rallymorten]

Like I said, lots of potential in those McLaren stories

 

[marxkeung]

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