Cursed Political Content

[UKMikey]

"Woke liberals can shove their toilet paper up their ass!" (Except more eruditely worded, because it's Jordy.)

Seymour Skinner meme energy from the "everyone else disagrees with me, therefore they're wrong" adjunct in @GTN's quote.

 

[Populuxe]

I can't even figure out why the paper towel thing is is getting him all riled up. What is liberal about being asked to use only as many paper towels as needed? Is he going to use an entire roll of paper towels to own the libs?

 

[GranTurNismo]

I can't even figure out why the paper towel thing is is getting him all riled up. What is liberal about being asked to use only as many paper towels as needed? Is he going to use an entire roll of paper towels to own the libs?

Anything remotely to do with being environmentally conscious, even minutiae like using less paper towels or paper straws instead of plastic is inherently left wing.

 

[McLaren]

So much performative nonsense.

Wonder if they realize their voter base is getting fed up with it.

August '22: Biden had 3% Republican support.
Feb '23: Biden has 15% Republican support.

 

[Joey D]

Man, these people have way more energy to be outraged over the most trivial 🤬 than I ever will. I mean, I get upset about certain things, but I can't imagine being enraged by literally everything you see all the time. That can't be healthy.

Also, whoever coined the word "woke" needs to be fired out of a cannon into the sun.

 

[UKMikey]

There was a lot less wrong with the word in my eyes prior to its weaponisation as a fewer-syllabled synonym of the "PC" catchall. Didn't it originally refer to simply being alert to history's social implications?

I can't even figure out why the paper towel thing is is getting him all riled up. What is liberal about being asked to use only as many paper towels as needed? Is he going to use an entire roll of paper towels to own the libs?

He'd have a hard time flushing it down one of Trump's low-water-pressure lavatories. Probably have to stamp on it a few times while he's busy creating **** bergs in the Canada sewers just to own the libz.

 

[Liquid]

A terrible ratio for Germany's opposition party.

"The traffic light coalition is pure chaos. This federal government is the worst government Germany has ever had!"



The picture does exist uncensored but depictions of swastikas are banned in Germany, in case you were wondering.

 

[UKMikey]

A terrible ratio for Germany's opposition party.

"The traffic light coalition is pure chaos. This federal government is the worst government Germany has ever had!"



The picture does exist uncensored but depictions of swastikas are banned in Germany, in case you were wondering.

Seems atypical of a German team to leave an open goal like that.

 

[Famine]

For a supposedly intelligent human, held up by Rogan-types as an apex critical thinker, it's weird that he flags something as redundant before he uses it redundantly.

 

[TheCracker]

What if the sign isn't driven by a woke leftist conspiricy to save the planet. What if it's driven by basic fiscal responsibility of not wasting costly resources?

 

[UKMikey]

In that case Vancouver would need to replace the "Greenest City" logo with an oil soaked seabird or a picture of Uncle Pennybags to indicate it was safe for righties to wipe their bums without helping the environment in any way.

 

[Northstar]

Stuff like this and the Xbox power save whining really confuse me because crap like that got me yelled at as a child and my household was not liberal.

The people calling simple energy/money saving things woke though really should be careful as they are inching closer and closer to the point of no return... the thermostat. Once you touch that you might as well give up because there is no hope for you.

 

[Liquid]

Stuff like this and the Xbox power save whining really confuse me because crap like that got me yelled at as a child and my household was not liberal.

The people calling simple energy/money saving things woke though really should be careful as they are inching closer and closer to the point of no return... the thermostat. Once you touch that you might as well give up because there is no hope for you.

Conservatism doesn't mean conserving energy, government spending or... well, anything.

Keep your gas burning, leave your water running and empty your wallets. That'll own the lefties.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Conservatism doesn't mean conserving energy, government spending or... well, anything.

Keep your gas burning, leave your water running and empty your wallets. That'll own the lefties.

I think there should be secondary signage for the Jordan Peterson types:

"Hey ***hole, I'm trying to maximize my profit margins here - use one sheet of the half-ply towels and like it."

 

[TexRex]

 

[Blitz24]

I forgot how many ties former Ukrainian Jews have with Ukraine! I wonder why many of them left?

 

[Scaff]

I'm apparently furious at something I've never heard of...

 

[MIE1992]

The picture does exist uncensored but depictions of swastikas are banned in Germany, in case you were wondering.

Hence the remarkable censorship of Wolfenstein 3D's German release, back in the 90s.

EDIT: Apparently, it was straight-up banned in Germany for decades, but was unbanned recently.

 

[Blitz24]

I'm apparently furious at something I've never heard of...

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Rage Against the Mammoth does have a certain ring to it.

 

[Joey D]

I'm apparently furious at something I've never heard of...

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So I took a quick look at that site because I was curious. It's some stuff made in the US with imported materials and a bunch of crap made in China that has zero market. Although, they are selling this horrifying anthropomorphic church doll:

You also need to sign up for a paid membership in order to shop on the site. It's basically like a trashier version of Wal-Mart (or I guess Sam's Club since you're paying for it).

 

[UKMikey]

A race of lumbering beasts which smashed everything up before going extinct seems like an appropriate mascot for these childish Republicans. They've as much chance of owning Amazon as Truth Social had of pwning its competitors.

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Every American wishing to be overlorded by Vladamir Putin should be required to be put on a strict Kholodets diet for a week.

 

[TB]

I would donate $5 to help fund her relocation to Russia costs, with the stipulation that she can't vote for 5 years move back.

 

[jjaisli]

I would donate $5 to help fund her relocation to Russia costs, with the stipulation that she can't vote for 5 years move back.

I think it's pretty clear already whose been funding her.

 

[McLaren]

You also need to sign up for a paid membership in order to shop on the site. It's basically like a trashier version of Wal-Mart (or I guess Sam's Club since you're paying for it).

So, it's a grift. No surprise.

Every American wishing to be overlorded by Vladamir Putin should be required to be put on a strict Kholodets diet for a week.

Ship her ass & the rest of those Putin apologists over there. We can even do some citizen-for-citizen trades.

 

[TexRex]

Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most.

 

[Spacegoat]

I'm apparently furious at something I've never heard of...

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Of freakin course their promo code is "GoElon".

 

[Shaun]

Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most.

I'm a member of that page for the giggles, I recall that post as my brain nearly turned to mush from it and the comments.
It's seriously check your brain in a login as you won't be needing it.

 

[Liquid]

Brainwashed by the media to get carrots.