Cursed Political Content

[McLaren]

Make atheism great again.

Talk about arse eating. Work that shaft. Work that orange shaft, goddammit:

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I want to laugh at the absurdity of it, but my brain is stuck on, "What in the ****" mode.

 

[Darla Starch]

Aching for an angry, orange inch.

Orange-flavored mushrooms?

 

[Northstar]

Make atheism great again.

Talk about arse eating. Work that shaft. Work that orange shaft, goddammit:

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Dude probably believes his local bar is actually filled with a bunch of guys that "could have made it big/gone pro" as well.

 

[Populuxe]

Ah.

MAGA Jesus cut a deal with the money lenders for a share of the profits, charged for the loaves and fishes, and threw every single apostle and Mary Magdalene under the chariot to avoid his crucifixion.

 

[UKMikey]

If people supposedly obsessed with Trump are supposed to have TDS, what about people who still complain about Barack Obama five years later?

How about Obama Competitive Delusion or OCD for short?

 

[Populuxe]

If I’ve learned one thing over the years, it’s that men who are secure in their masculinity are always going on about how masculine they are. It never backfires and makes them look insecure.

 

[MIE1992]

If I’ve learned one thing over the years, it’s that men who are secure in their masculinity are always going on about how masculine they are. It never backfires and makes them look insecure.

A wise man once said, “Big dogs don’t need to bark.”

 

[TB]

If you asked me to name a drink from Starbucks (is a crappa-dappa-frappa-chino a thing?), I couldn't do it but he belted it out like it was his standard order.

Just saying...

 

[TexRex]

Serious dril vibes from that ****wit.

 

[UKMikey]

If I’ve learned one thing over the years, it’s that men who are secure in their masculinity are always going on about how masculine they are. It never backfires and makes them look insecure.

24,000 plus replies to 1,682 likes.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

If you asked me to name a drink from Starbucks (is a crappa-dappa-frappa-chino a thing?), I couldn't do it but he belted it out like it was his standard order.

Just saying...

He likes extra bark with his

 

[TB]

He likes extra bark with his

If you can't chew your coffee, you're not a real American.

 

[Northstar]

If you can't chew your coffee, you're not a real American.

Really anything that's enjoyable or makes life easier is both un-American and un-manly.

 

[Tornado]

24,000 plus replies to 1,682 likes.

 

[UKMikey]

If only.

 

[Liquid]

If people supposedly obsessed with Trump are supposed to have TDS, what about people who still complain about Barack Obama five years later?

How about Obama Competitive Delusion or OCD for short?

Deranged insecure egomaniac.

If I’ve learned one thing over the years, it’s that men who are secure in their masculinity are always going on about how masculine they are. It never backfires and makes them look insecure.

Deranged insecure egomaniac.

 

[TexRex]

Really anything that's enjoyable or makes life easier is both un-American and un-manly.

"Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times. Good times make weak men. weak men make hard times."

 

[Populuxe]

 

[UKMikey]

 

[TB]

What stupid conspiracy theory am I missing about the Titanic?

 

[Blitz24]

What stupid conspiracy theory am I missing about the Titanic?

It either fell of the edge of the flat Earth or it never existed. Not sure which one is a worse theory.

 

[McLaren]

I have actually seen that Escalade before. Made the rounds on our city's subreddit.

 

[Populuxe]

****ing cults, man.

 

[p78]

Why am I not surprised that Escalade has Texas plates.

 

[Scaff]

What stupid conspiracy theory am I missing about the Titanic?

Take your pick...

Titanic conspiracy theories - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[UKMikey]

****ing cults, man.

I was thinking the same thing but maybe with one of the letters changed.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I was thinking the same thing but maybe with one of the letters changed.

 

[Blitz24]

I was thinking the same thing but maybe with one of the letters changed.

I see you are not a fan of/disappointed with the Indianapolis football team.

 

[Darla Starch]

I see you are not a fan of/disappointed with the Indianapolis football team.

Or the intended use of scissors.
Either/or

 

[UKMikey]

No words...



And yeah, I know we're all primates. I also know how to spell "don't" and "they're".