A
Mercedes test out future plans for Formula Wheeeeeee!!!!!
B
"When Toto asked Lewis to wear the team uniform at the circuit, did he fail to mention it should be OUR team uniform and not Racing Point's?..."
C
"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"
D
"So no one told him it's team picture day?"
E
Lewis and the team seen out testing parts for next year's car
F
Hamilton's "car reveal" for his new X44 team has Extreme E officials scratching their heads...
G
LH: Right, who put their red socks in the wash with my overalls?
Wrong thread?Lobby will open in about 15 minutes - try to be punctual chaps as we'll need everyone there for the barriers to be moved aside.
A
Lance Pole and Max Versecond
B
Max when he finds out Lance is getting the company Aston next year
C
Who'd be in Turkey this close to Christmas?
D
Max "I know people didn't want a Mercedes on pole"
E
Lance: And then he hit me off the track and called me an r-word, sir!
School Headmaster: Is this true, Verstappen? Nothing to say, boy?
F
Lance: Yeah, you could really say that I was on a (St)roll.
Max:*visibly in pain*
G
Rule 57.4.3: All drivers must sit in italics during press conferences.