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A
Mercedes announces its new driver who is replacing Lewis for this weeks Sakhir Grand Prix.
B
When asking the internet to name the new F1 mascot the result is as expected: Barky McBarkface
C
Ferrari furious as 1:18 scale model of their 2021 car is leaked.
D
When called in front of the Stewards for improperly entering the track, strap on your harness and give them your saddest eyes.
E
With the need for a backup in case Aitken tests positive, Williams turns to the only reserve they can...
F
A dog is for life, nearly didn't see Christmas
G
Otmar Szaf-schnauzer tests the new Racing Point DRS - Dog Restraint System.
A
"So according to this ARAI user instruction manual, the helmet is supposed to fit lower down on my head?"
B
So this is how we gonna make sure Perez can win the race
C
Stupid Daniil, he dropped the manual in cement? AAAAHHHH, English side ruined, must use Spanish instructions! EL CASCO? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
D
"Put this inside your glove, it should provide cushioning from gravel hitting your fingers."
"How?"
"Paper beats rock."
E
Engineer: Pierre, we checked online for what could sooth the pain on your fingers, it suggests to remove your arm.
*helmet pops up on its own*
Pierre: What!!
F
New game out now: F1 Whack A Mole
G
"The data suggests if you can match Russell's height, you can match his pace..."
H
Tech: Here's the itinerary for our work Christmas night out
Gasly: It's blank...
I
"Hmm... I think we should try running on the Oasis Circuit next season."
A
K-Mag: You boys know where I can get a seat?
Perez: Oh, I don't have one, honest...
Latifi: *whistling*
B
Mag: "I hear you have been talking to a certain team principal Checo?"
Lat: "Wait your going to Mercedes?"
Checo: "I wish"
C
Magnussen explains that Gunthers door just 'fell'
D
LAT: I've got a seat next year, have either of you two got one?
PER: Yeah, at Red Bull
MAG: Yeah, a 2005 León with 5 doors and electric windows!
E
Perez: Looking forward to a thrilling race!
Latifi: Yeh, I'm looking forward to Melbourne next year too.
Austria:
LN: This year's schedule looks a bit short...
Tech: It is, but all races matter.
LN: Yeh, so Lewis keeps saying...
Styria:
Here we see Max being a good lad, helping Ferrari search for their hopes and dreams.
Hungary:
No idea if you have coronavirus, but the bug in your ear is moving at 32 mph.
Great Britain:
LH: And this way, Racing Point can really get in there and have a good look around the brake ducts...
70th Anniversary:
"Alex, come look at what Danny Ric left on the seat"
Spain:
Grosjean finally gets to perform in front of an audience that loves him.
Belgium:
"Nothing to worry about - Claire and Frank have given me their full support."
Italy:
"So Lance, why did you bottle the restart?"
"I Succumbed to Pierre Pressure"
Tuscany Ferrari 1000:
Seb: Believe me, I've seen this in videogames, rubberbanding will ensure we stay close to the leading cars.
Engineer: *facepalm*
Russia:
"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."
Eifel:
Moetry in motion
Portugal:
Move over Charles, the mane attraction is here
Emilia-Romagna
"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"
Turkey:
Lance Pole and Max Versecond
Bahrain:
Otmar Szaf-schnauzer tests the new Racing Point DRS - Dog Restraint System.
Sakhir:
"The data suggests if you can match Russell's height, you can match his pace..."
Abu Dhabi:
LAT: I've got a seat next year, have either of you two got one?
PER: Yeah, at Red Bull
MAG: Yeah, a 2005 León with 5 doors and electric windows!