Russia: (Jimlaad43)
"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."
Emilia-Romagna: (Jimlaad43)
"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"
A:
Seb: I'll bet you anything someone goes off here.
B:
Engineer: Seb, please don't s️️pin in front of the cameras or you won't get a point.
Seb: No, when I point, I make the cameras s️️pin.
C:
"So this is where I'll hit Ocon so hard he goes on his right side, like this."
D:
"Right, I can go over the line but I mustn't go over the line?"
E:
Sebastian Vettel takes a sideways look at turn one.
Not pictured: Esteban Ocon
F:
Engineer: So Seb, this is T1, be careful in this one or we won't pick up any points.
Seb: Oh, don't worry, I'll definitely rack up some points here
G:
An image from the forthcoming F1 photography exhibition at the National Landscape Gallery.
H:
Seb: Will you please rotate the tablet so we can get out of landscape mode?!
Seb: *sigh*
I:
Seb: What do those yellow flags mean?
Engineer: You're supposed to slow and prepare to stop if needed, you did slow down right?
Seb: ...
J:
Seb: So a hundred says the Russian boy will get his foot in way too deep around here, and then just vector himself off in vaguely that direction. Can you check the odds on that?
A:
Ocon: "Daniel, your flies are down..."
Stroll: "We can see your honey badger"
B:
Stroll: "Couldn't you hold it in any longer Daniel?"
C:
Daniel achieves the 5318008 upside down display trick!
D:
Stroll: "don't Worry Daniel were not laughing at you"
E:
Stroll to Ocon: "Can you believe he actually said he trusted PD about a 2021 release date?"
F:
FIA man (loudly): "Daniel Ricciardo, 69kg"
G:
The FIA is launching a full investigation into emerging news of a bullying clique in the paddock, believed to be either two high school age girls or Ocon and Stroll.
H:
Needless to say, both drivers were highly amused to see that someone at Mclaren actually did attempt to bring back the "Size Zero" packaging.
I:
The moment Daniel Ricciardo spots that McLaren's new sponsor is Tena for Men.