A:
Welcome to Moanza
B:
Reporter: So what will your reaction be if your drivers crash into each other?
Stella: They will get a telling off
Isola: Wha...I don't have a team?
Vasseur: Unholsters Gun
Horner: Laughing You expect Sergio to be close enough to hit Max?
C:
Team bosses react to the news that Max Verstappen is, in fact, not leading the GP.
D:
"Question from the audience, the man with the oversized moustache."
(thick Austrian accent): Do you agree zat ven Loo-iss iz not on sgreen, all ze commentators shud be asging "Ver iz Loo-iss?"
E:
Sad faces all round as Guenther was too busy for the coffee morning.
F:
Their reactions to Toto winning "the bet"
G:
Reporter: uh, whats that weird smell guys..?
Stella: whoever smelt it dealt it mate
Isola, Horner: we're lookin at you..
Vasseur: ....prrrvvt!...
H:
In order to secure the next F1 contract, Mario Isola has agreed to form a ragtag band of grumpy old men.
I:
Gentlemen, thank you for attending our interview at AMON Z, also known as Chris' Revenge.
J:
"And now we're going over to Dr. Helmut Marko for a half-hour open-mic session..."
A:
What do you mean box now to let Charles through? Race is over!
B:
Carlos, immediately after his win, dons a mask to avoid catching any new case of Ferrari-itis.
C:
C: Okay, so the plan is to remove one spark plug from each engine?
F: Right.
C: And nobody will notice the disguise?
F: You'll fit right in, it's Red bull...
D:
Carlos Sainz is one blue visor away from completing his Halloween costume - an Amogus!
E:
The engineer asks Spiderman if he has seen Carlos.
F:
Engineer: Wait a minute... if you were in the cupboard, who's in the car??
G:
“what..? but Vasseur said once i get a win i no longer have to masquerade as the Red Ranger at parties to pay for this seat”
H:
Engineer: We're going with plan E, do you understand, question?
Carlos: What, I thought we were going with plan G, bringing cookies to Grandma, I've even put on my red riding hood.
Engineer: sigh Oh for god's sake
I:
Carlos Sainz gets worried as he spots a Ferrari strategist next to his car.
J:
"Look, there's nothing I can do Carlos; Max Mosley decided the dress code for the first Singapore after-party, and it's just traditional now."
K:
George did what?
A:
McLaren is buzzing around to ensure they get in Seb's good graces.
B:
It's not every day McLaren get to colour match with the animals they are trying to save
C:
Andrea: lets bee friends..
Lando: ooh, theres a picture of a bee..!!
Oscar: omg.. how old are these two..??
D:
Piastri: "You know when you said we'd be doing a tribute to Jordan this isn't what I had in mind..."
E:
Oscar: This is going to be another pun fest isn't it?
Lando: You better beelieve it.
Andrea: Bee aware Oscar, it's contageous.
Oscar: You guys are unbeelievable, censored
Lando: You should check out GTPlanet more often.
F:
Oscar spots security coming to throw him out, after his disastrous "Why isn't this outside Turn Thrbee" pun.
G:
Lando admires the painting of a Minion with wings.
H:
Mclaren team member paint their predictions over what will cause a Ferrari problem this round