A:
All I'm asking Checo is that you stay on the track
B:
Qatar hosts an egregious example of sportswashing as Checo tapes 20 Ariel liquitabs to his overalls
C:
“forget the races, get these across the border tomorrow & Heisenberg will fix everything.”
D:
Engineer: Is the vest cold enough Checo?
Checo(thinking): I can't feel my nipples anymore, I bet they are purple as well.
E:
Perez's accent led to a miscommunication when he insisted to Helmut Marko that he's the vest driver.
F:
The look you make when you realise what happens if they aim for your head...
G:
"You know those little packets of silica gel you get in electronics that say 'Do Not Eat'? Turns out this is what happens if you do."
H:
"Look I'm better than Max OK? He has a Six Pack, but I have a Twenty Pack!"
I:
Perez seen getting ready to test his new track limit sensing vest to prevent penalties.
A:
After being handed a placard with their respective mm of floor wear, Charles Leclerc is the only one blissfully unaware that the limit is 1.5mm...
B:
Max- ‘wow, you guys were quick out there today.. you must’ve been really flooring it.. get it Lewis..? flooring it.. <wink wink>
Lewis- ‘Toto, what’s he mean by that..? Toto…? …Guys…??
Max- ‘say cheese’ 😁
C:
Lewis Hamilton's eye is caught wandering as he spots mechanics "upgrading" his car with Citroen hydropneumatic suspension.
D:
Lewis is not impressed at the size of the next iPhone
E:
Max seen consoling the 2 drivers he doesn't have to worry about during the actual GP
F:
Sha'Carri Richardson remains upbeat despite the poor scores from the guest judges on this week's Dancing With The Stars.
A:
Valtteri and Zhou were expecting something else when they were told something about monster trucks in Mexico
B:
"No SRiMech, Valtteri? Rookie mistake!"
C:
So, you get along side and then you just keep turning in.
D:
Channel Ocho Presents: ¡Ay, Caramba! Robot Wars
E:
“F1 cars, Tecpro barriers, RC Cars…
…nothing can stop Zhou goin over the top!”
F:
Bottas and Zhou joke while being asked to predict the start if the race
G:
Robot Wars was never the same again after Health & Safety got involved.
H:
An Alfa Romeo win this season remains a remote possibility.
I:
Tension in the Alfa Romeo camp is on a Razer's edge