F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Metar]

Possibly the funniest thing I have read in the last month or so.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Vote for 13:

Only_in_f1
Alfaholic

 

[Stevisiov]

Vote

-Sureshot
-Venari

 

[Venari]

1) Pupik
2) Sureshot.

Top entries this week. And that's a funky photo. (Invisible sandwich! LOL!!!!!!111!!!)

 

[Alfaholic]

Oh man the next vote is going to be difficult, some classy responses to that. I particularly love "where the hell's my thumb?"

 

[livemusic]

Oh man the next vote is going to be difficult, some classy responses to that. I particularly love "where the hell's my thumb?"

Really? You should stick to that one then!

 

[Danoff]

Lewis: Fernando! I thought I told you to bring me my latte'! I don't see it in my hand. Look, if I try to drink I get nothing but air. How the hell am I supposed to drink my coffee if it's way the hell over there on that table? Answer me! How am I supposed to drink my coffee when it's on the table? It needs to be right here, in my hand. Hey, don't walk away from me. You haven't gotten me my coffee yet! We have to be a team Fernando. We all have to do our part to win the championship. I can't do my part if you don't do yours. If I'm not awake enough to drive fast, who's fault is that? Is it my fault I didn't have my coffee? Or is it the coffee boy's fault?

Jenson: It's like a train wreck.

 

[Alfaholic]

Really? You should stick to that one then!

It's already taken unfortunately! I just wish I'd have thought of it

EDIT: Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha @ Danoff's entry

EDIT AGAIN! Ooooh wait I understand now... it's FatAssBR's entry

I'll go lie down before I hurt myself...

 

[Stevisiov]

Lewis: Fernando! I thought I told you to bring me my latte'! I don't see it in my hand. Look, if I try to drink I get nothing but air. How the hell am I supposed to drink my coffee if it's way the hell over there on that table? Answer me! How am I supposed to drink my coffee when it's on the table? It needs to be right here, in my hand. Hey, don't walk away from me. You haven't gotten me my coffee yet! We have to be a team Fernando. We all have to do our part to win the championship. I can't do my part if you don't do yours. If I'm not awake enough to drive fast, whose fault is that? Is it my fault I didn't have my coffee? Or is it the coffee boy's fault?

Jenson: It's like a train wreck.

I read the caption, then looked back at the picture, it fits perfectly, you can see the intent on his face.

I am going to have to + rep that one Dan

 

[Alfaholic]

Round 14

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Button: "Hey, Lewis! Stop sharpening your nails on that wall. Look at all the grooves you've made! You think you're a cat or something?"

Hamilton: "Did you just call me a pussy?!?"

 

[Sureboss]

Round 14

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JB: I just don't believe that Alonso has 4 nipples!
LH: No, it's true honest.

 

[peterjford]

JB: "Lewis, are you ok?"
LH: "Shh, you are ruining my concentration"
JB: "What are you doing?"
LH: "I am trying to use the force to crush Fernando's balls"

 

[Only_in_f1]

Lewis : See Jenson your problem this season is you don't believe! You gota believe! You gota get in the zone! You gota have the power! Say it with me Jenson, 'I have the power!'.

JB: 'The power' has gone to your head....

 

[Lee]

Vote:

1. Pupik
2. Only_in_f1

Lewis finally realises the ring he recieved from Jenson was infact Kryptonite.

 

[MagpieRacer]

I just felt like strangling the mother...

 

[GilesGuthrie]

(sick, Frankie Boyle-inspired moment forthcoming)

Lewis: "See, I said to my bro, this is how you hold a cup".

 

[Stevisiov]

Jenson: You know, if I had a seat at Mclaren I would be the best British driver in F1.

Lewis: What are you going to do about it then.

Jenson: I will fight you for it.

Lewis: Then you leave me no choice...meet, 'Mr Claw' Muhahaha

 

[Touring Mars]

Not only a great driver, Lewis Hamilton is also a demon on the air trumpet

 

[Stevisiov]

Not only a great driver, Lewis Hamilton is also a demon on the air trumpet

 

[Venari]

LH: ... so I looked at the burger closer, and it was like, ewwww mayonnaise!...

JB: Eeewwwww, that's sick, man!

LH: But like, I ate in in one bite, man. Fernando's never gonna get another one over on me.

JB: ...

 

[Stevisiov]

LH: ... so I looked at the burger closer, and it was like, ewwww mayonnaise!...

JB: Eeewwwww, that's sick, man!

LH: But like, I ate in in one bite, man. Fernando's never gonna get another one over on me.

JB: ...

I can almost see him saying that first line, when I look at the pic

 

[Blake]

Button: Man, it’s sad how quickly your reputation fell, I’d hate to have that happen to me.
*Lewis clenches fist*
Lewis (to himself): Don’t take the bait man, it’s too easy. Bite your tongue. You’re better than this.

 

[Kylehnat]

Hamilton: "I've won this many races. How many races have you won?"
Button: (obscenely gestures) "Just one."
Hamilton: "That's not very nice."
Button (walking away): "And put that fourth finger down. You didn't win in Monaco."

 

[Solid Lifters]

Hamilton: "So, we stopped at the red light, and guess who was on the corner playing his sax? Miles Davis, man! Miles starts to go, 'Bee-pop. Beeebebebebooooo-bop, bop. Bop-bop.' I was like, 'Yeah, blow that sax, wild boy!'"

Button: "Hamilton, you incredible moron. First off, that wasn't Miles Davis. He's been dead for quite some time, now. Second, that was a homeless person on that corner. Third, Miles played the trumpet, not the sax. Fourth, that homeless person wasn't really playing a musical instrument, unless you consider the 'skin flute' a musical instrument. And finally, your 'air trumpet' sucks, man."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Button: No, Lewis Hamilton ... I am your father!
Hamilton: NOOOOOOO!
Button: Nah, you're right. I'm just screwing with you since we can't beat Spyker anymore. You've gotta find a release somehow ...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Not only a great driver, Lewis Hamilton is also a demon on the air trumpet

Damn it; now I read this post.

 

[Touring Mars]

I wasn't going to say anything, but....

 

[Sureboss]

Ruond 13

1) Venari
2) Only in F1

 

[Specialized]

LH says to JB "Fernando is such a.................................."

Spec....

 

[Touring Mars]

That's brilliant...