F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[kikie]

Guys, guys look. I've bought a PSP.

 

[livemusic]

 

[EXelero]

Lmao ^^^^^^

 

[daan]

Hehe
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[Touring Mars]

This competition will be taking a break for a few days...

Entries are now CLOSED for the current caption - but you can still vote for last week's....

Will post up results and next vote in due course. Sorry for the hold up - will explain all later!

 

[Blake]

Due course, ha!

Seriously, I’m confuzzled and saddened by this.

 

[Alex.]

hmm, please enlighten us!

 

[daan]

hmm, please enlighten us!

Patience, young grasshopper.

will explain all later!

 

[Alex.]

ok sorry

 

[Sureboss]

Oh nuts, I have to wait till next weekend to find out what is happening. I'm going on Chris is going to make this into a game show on late night TV!

 

[Kylehnat]

Hmmmm...TM creating a game show only he can win....suspicious...

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 18 Result

1. TheCracker - 10
2. Kylehnat - 8
3. Specialized - 6
4= Jackington, mipuumal - 5
6. Blake - 3
7. Venari - 2

Congrats to TheCracker on a runaway victory... Certainly one of the best captions of the year!

Please select and new picture and post it at your leisure...👍


Round 19 Vote

My Pokemans....

....let me show you them​

Ecclestone: "It has pleased Almighty God to take from this world the soul of our sport's integrity, here departed. We now commit this championship to the grave; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Amen."

Mosley: "Amen."

Mosley: If we change that line in that e-mail, we surely can sue Mclaren for there money and then we could go to that vacation you promised me.

Ecclestone: But it's too expensive!!

Max Mosley: "Ok guys, now that we've barricaded the only door in to and out of here, let me show you why I called this meeting."

Guy 1: "Oh My GOD!, is that what I think it is?"
Guy 2: "Wow, look at those curves, I'd like to get a piece of that."
Guy 3: "Hey can you guys make out what kind of rubbers he is using?"
Guy 4: "Is this legal? I don't know if I want to see any more, I couldn't look my wife in the eyes after seeing this."

Jean Todt: "Oh yeah, this has made me completely forget all about McLaren... Just tell me where you got this advance copy of Gran Turismo 5?"

Bernie: Dave Richards wants to know where we all were last week. Max, get in touch with Ferrari's lawyers - discreetly, Max, discreetly.

Before even entering the room, the FIA is already faced with a difficult decision. After eight contentious hours of deliberation (above), they decide that a $100 million fine will be levied against the company who designed it. Max Moseley explained that "even though the door-handle is on the opposite side, the right-hand door has clearly used blueprints from the left-hand door. Our decision is final."

Bernie Ecclestone: You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around ...
All: ... That's what it's all about!

The McLaren representatives debate their options after hearing Max say "If you guys want to cheat, there's the door".
1st guy: "Could anyone tell which of these doors he was pointing at?"
2nd guy: "Not me. My view was blocked by Alonso's ego."
3rd guy: "Well, it would be the same door the Ferrari guys use. Did anyone see which way they went?"
4th guy: "Not me, they seem to have got their speed back. Do any of you know what's behind the cheaters door anyway? Do they give cheating lessons?"
5th guy: "I hope so, we need them. These amateur hour efforts are way too expensive."

The gang are playing Top Trumps..

Bernie: Tool Rating, 92
Max: 97!
Bernie: Who do you have?! I got Schumacher for crying out loud!
Max: I got you Bernie..

Ron: Wow Max, is that an iPhone?

"Right, so that's 1 Chicken Tikka Masala, 1 Chicken Curry, 2 Chicken Vindaloos, and a hope in hell of getting away with what we've done. Hmm, don't think they have one of those, so We'll have to have a Tandoori Chicken instead."

Bernie: “Dark Lord of the underwold fill our souls with your potency so that we may enact your bidding.”
Group: *whispering* “Natas. Natas”
Bernie: “Our minds are open. Our hearts are open. Fill us with your hatred oh lord so that we may be at one with your greatness.”
Group: *chanting* “Natas. Natas. Natas.”
Bernie: “Speak to us evil ruler! We wish to offer a sacrifice. Who’s still beating heart shall we consume in they name? Guide us to your will!”
Group: *yelling* “Natas! Natas! Natas!”
Bernie: “It’s working! I can feel his presence. YEESS! HE IS HERE!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!”
Satan: “MAAAACCCCLLLAAAAAAWWWWREEEENNNNNN!!!!”
Group: *screaming* “NATAS!!! NATAS!!!! NATAS!!!!!”

"Quick everyone gather round, Bernie is doing a striptease again!"

"Lousy F1 budget! They can afford to give us all these chairs, but only one little coffee table to gather around!"

McLaren representative #1: What you got there?
McLaren representative #2: 780 page Document on Spyker.

I give you 2 silver Pikachu's for your golden Pikachu.

Guys, guys look. I've bought a PSP.

Visual entries:

The competition is likely to run on Fridays for the remainder - however, my time is becoming severely restricted by a) being homeless in 3 weeks, b) being jobless is 4 months and c) me starting to teach (lecturing), which is taking up most of my time! Apologies in advance, however the competition will only be running until the end of the current F1 season, so better get those entries (and votes) in before the end of the 2007 season!! There will be prizes however... *prizes may turn out to be non-plural (i.e. just one prize) and/or crapulent anyway (whatever is the cheapest!) and existing Premium members may be disappointed (since that may or may not be the prize - it's a bit tricky doing anything else since I still haven't found a way of funnelling beer or jaffa cakes through the internet yet!)

 

[daan]

1 - FatAss
2 - Blake

 

[TheCracker]

My PM is out of order at the mo, so here is the next photo:

Round 20

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[Metar]

Care to explain who's who? Apart from the obvious Ron Dennis.

 

[TheCracker]

If i knew, you'd be the first to know

 

[Touring Mars]

"Oi! Mosley! Wake up!"​

 

[Skid Mark 33]

Oh yeah, guess what Max Mosely and Bernie Ecclestone changed the meaning of FIA to, anyone guess, Ok, I will tell you. It now means 'FERRARI IS AWESOME!

 

[Roo]

"Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile, Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'..."​

 

[Only_in_f1]

"Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile, Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'..."

👍 Thats a great one

 

[livemusic]

Danoff

Solid Lifters

 

[DQuaN]

"The hand is on the other foot now! err.. wait."

 

[Alfaholic]

Vote:

1) Touring Mars
2) Metar


Caption:

An FIA executive shows off the new rock he purchased using the booty.... uh.... proceeds earned from the recent Stepneygate scandal

 

[mipuumal]

1. Venari
2. Solid Lifters



Max Mosley: "oh no, I believe I've just wet myself... again"

 

[Venari]

1. Alfaholic
2. FatAssBR

Steven Spielberg speaks candidly to our reporter Brad Flangesplitter about directing on the set of 'FIA: Formula Intelligence Agency': "Yeah, I mean, Ron, Ronnie, Ron-meister, Big Ron, The One-and-Only-Ron, Den, Denny, Denny-baby, The Denster - he's just such a lovely, sexy, macho, charismatic guy - cheery, happy, laugh-a-minute, hell, he just makes me split my sides. But Max Mosely, well, he's just a c***."

 

[daan]

 

[Alex.]

"Ron Dennis tries to act casual as he attempts to hide a 780 page BMW document under his jacket, however the shape can clearly be seen"

 

[Only_in_f1]

Max: Ron... Did you just jump ship?

 

[Alfaholic]

Max: Ron... Did you just jump ship?

That makes me think of Back to the Future!

 

[Alex.]

where he got it from 👍