Cups of coffee at the ready with some fags everybody.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firstly congratulations to Smithaz. I qualified 13th nicely at the back of the grid..Race started and we all aproached the dreaded 1st corner at speed. I hung back ready to watch the first corner mayhem but it didn't happen everyone got through
. It all kicked off on the second corner.. I passed Runfast who was looking at Sandman in front of him facing the wrong way
. Pagey went off to the right.. Spurgy and Mustard went further off on the same side. So at turn 3 I was up to 9th place. At turn 6 Ellis went off to the right in the sand. I am now up to 8th place, Runfast passes me at the end of lap 1 Sandman follows Runfast past me. It's lap2 and I am down to 10th place.
. Lap 3 turn 2 Runfast has gone off and I am close behind King Sakery, Spurgey gets a nice clean pass into turn 4. I pass skate just before the back straight and catch up to Pigboy. Lap 4and Sandman has gone off on turn 1 so I pass him, I am trying to keep up with Pigboy but am not really closing on him, I also have Ellis breathing down my exhaust. He drafts past me just before the main straight. Lap 5 and I am in 9th place . I managed to keep up with Ellis for the next lap. KIng Sakery has an off at the start of the back straight and I pass him
. Lap 7 and I have a minor off at turn 4 KIng Sakery gets back past me as I rejoin the track. Mustard outbrakes me into the left corner at the end of the back straight and passes me. Lap9 Runfast is now right behind me but he has an off at turn 4 and Pagey is now catching me I go defensive on the left hander at the end of the back straight but Pagey does a brilliant overtake round the outside of me.
I am now in 11th place. Lap 10 I touch the grass on the outside of the tight r/hand turn just before the end of the infield, this spins me right round but I catch it and carry on:tup: as I am picking up speed KIng Sakery nips past me. This has put me down to 12th place
. Lap 11 Sandman flies past me at the start/finish line. Lap 12 I am in 12th place Sandman has an off at turn 4 which puts me in 11th place then Sandman dissapears it looks like another disconnection:tdown:. Lap13 Runfast passes me on the main straight then he runs wide into turn 2 and I get back past him and I am now in clean air for the first time....
Lap 15 Smartheart is in the pits so I am now up to 10th place. Pigboy and flood have a coming together at turn 6 and both end up in the sand .They are just getting back on track as I pass them.. That puts me in 8th place. Lap 17 some of the leading group are in the pits and at turn 1 I am in 5th place ( WHAAAAT) . At the end of the back straight I outbrake myself into the left hander and run onto the grass on the right.
HAVE YOU FALLEN ASLEEP YET GUYS BECAUSE THERE IS MORE
Spurgey slips past me as I am getting back on the track but my teamate flood is just coming round the corner so I move over to let him pass, Pigboy and Runfast are right behind him and I have to let them go aswell. I am now in 9th place. Lap 18 Sakery and Ellis are in the pits so I am now up to 7th place( THIS IS GOOD).
Mustard passes me as we leave the infield that puts me back to 8th place. Lap 19 turn 6 and flood has an off so I am now up to 7th place again. Then Flood is disconnected
for him.At the end of the back straight Pagey dives down the lefthand side to pass me into the corner now I am down to 8th place but Pagey runs wide on thelast corner of the infield, this slows him down and I get past him.. he then drafts me round the banked corner and passes me at the start of lap 20. MY tyres are just about done for
so it's time for a pitstop at the end of this lap. I go into the pits in 8th place for my first stop. I come out of the pits in 10th place. Lap 21 turn 6 and I yield to let Mustard lap me. He is in 4th place so the other must have passed me while I was in the pits. I am in clean air now
. for 3 laps . Lap 24 and I pass Pagey while he is in the pits . Now I'm in 9th place. Lap25 and Pagey has caught me up and is right behind me, but I manage to hold him off until the back straight where he drafts me and passes me into the l/hand corner yet again. Lap26 I have drafted and re-passed Pagey into the first corner
Desperately trying to hold him off he has a coming together with Pigboy who then catches and passes me into the L/hander at the end of the main straight.. I am now in 10th place. Lap 27 I draft and pass Pigboy into the first corner, Pagey is still up my exhaust pipe but at turn 6 he loses it and goes off into the sand.... Now I have Pigboy breathing down my exhaust pipe .Lap28 and Pigboy is trying to pass me down the main straight but he doesn't seem to have the top speed to pass andI outbrake him into turn 1. I am still in 9th place.
REFILL YOUR MUGS AND GET ANOTHER FAG BRETT......
Lap 29 Iv'e managed to stay in front of Pigboy for a WHOLE LAP!!!!!!but at turn 4 he gives my right rear corner a nudge which sends me spinning off into the sand I lose 3 places
While I am getting back on the track I am now in last place..
. Now I have clean air again for 2 laps. Lap 31 Smartheart is in the pits so I am up to 11th and still in clean air. Lap 33 Ellis is in the pits so I am now up to 10th place (lucky me
. Lap 34 Pigboy is in the pits. I am now in 9th place ( WOOOOOOW). Lap 35 Sakery is in the pits and now I am in 8th place (WOOOOOWEEEEE)Lap 36 going into the tight right/left turns Ellis gives me a gentle nudge on the rear left at the apex of the left turn and sends me off:tdown:. Spurgey slips by to lap me and I also have to wait for Rhyff to go by.. Meanwhile Ellis has slowed to let me re-pass him but then accelarates away before I am up to speed. Lap37 Pagey is in the pits.. I am now in 8th place at the end of the back straight I stay over to the right and allow Mustard to pass me on the inside. Lap39 Down the back straight and Pagey overtakes me at what seems to be his favourite place to pass me
. Lap 40 I am in 9th place and going for my last pitstop. I come out in 12th place (last again). I KNOW MY PLACE>>>>>>>Clean air for 2 laps . lap 42 and I yield to let Rhyff lap me again. Back in clean air(but for how long ) only 5 laps to go . Lap 45 just coming out of the of the infield section and there is a BIG cloud of smoke up ahead,(someones had a BIG off) It's Runfast and I pass him cleanly I am now in 11th place but Runfast is VERY close behind me. Lap 47 Runfast drafts past me down the main straight and I am back in last place..
Clean air for 2 laps. Lap 49 the leaders have finished their race so I now have to be careful at passing cars that are doing 50mph
.approaching turn 4 there is smoke up ahead... IT IS RUNFAST he's had another off probably trying to avoid Rhyffs car. Iam in 11th place now(NOT LAST) . Lap 50 last lap and I draft past Smartheart (see ya don't wanna be ya) I am now defending my poisition as much as I can when Smartheart and Runfast have a coming together behind me. This gives me a clean run to the finish line.
A VERY HARD FOUGHT RACE JUST TO GET 10th place.
I wish there was more pace in the car or me or both LOL
My fingers ache now so until next week byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee