I had a stupid idea today - the kind of stupid that sorta makes me want to see it happen.........
The biggest problem with the standard cars in my opinion is the fact that while most of them don't look very good, most of them don't look awful either. They exist in this grey area where they;re jarring alongside premium cars, but not so much that you could just accept PD are clearly taking the p**s.
It's like the "uncanny valley" phenomenon in CGI/animation, where in trying to make a character look human, you reach a point where making them more human-like actually makes them look worse - as shown by these toasters.
Standard cars exist in the uncanny valley, if you will. And it probably isn't possible to get them all up to the "definitely looks human" end (Premium cars). So the solution is obvious: you put them all at the "cute toaster" end.
That's right - you make them look
worse! Which can be easily done by bringing back the worst looking cars in the GT series - the GT1/GT2 cars.
Be honest, if you started up GT Sport - with its brand-spanking new game engine - and on the grid beside you were these little critters:
You would either a) love them as the cute toasters they are, b) admire them nostalgically or c) laugh your head off. Everyone wins.
Plus, it would help PD look trendy - it'd be like a racing game version of the "retro" pixel art you see in every bloody indie game. And since they would be quicker to model, PD would be able to up the car count to roughly 10 million Skylines. Again, everyone wins.
I trust that you're all totally convinced......