Funny/Strange News Stories

Santa arrested in Glasgow...

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http://news.stv.tv/west-central/303...ing-onto-duke-of-wellington-cone-head-statue/
 
Built Ford Tough?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/17/texas-plumber-work-truck-syria-terrorists_n_6341070.html

Jeff Oberholtzer, the son of the owner of Mark-1 Plumbing, told the Texas outlet The Galveston Daily News that the company sold the truck to AutoNation in October 2013, believing the auto retailer would remove the plumbing decals -- a step Oberholtzer normally does himself, but didn't do this time. He says he has no idea how the vehicle ended up in Syria.

"AutoNation took the truck in a trade-in, we immediately sent it to an auction house, the auction house then took the title and sold it to a local used car dealer," he said, distancing AutoNation from the scenario. "AutoNation was nothing but the pass-through for this vehicle.”

Oberholtzer told media that Mark-1 has received more than a thousand calls and faxes, some of them threatening, since the Ansar al-Deen Front's tweet circulated Monday. "We have nothing to do with terror at all," Oberholtzer told Texas news source KHOU. "To think something we would use to pull trailers, now is being used for terror, it's crazy. Never in my lifetime would think something like that."
 
Money can't buy brains, shame they dont have a performance car license as when a car's power level goes up so does the odds of speeding

Driver loses licence days after buying $400k Ferrari from man who lost licence for speeding


A YOUNG Sydney driver bought a $400,000 Ferrari from a man who had lost his licence for speeding, only to do exactly the same thing himself four days later.

The previous owner decided to sell the 2010 Ferrari 458 Italia after he was caught doing 45km/h over the speed limit on the Western Distributor last Tuesday and had his licence ripped up for six months on the spot.


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The 2010 Ferrari 458 Italia was caught travelling at 120kph in a 60kph zone on King Georges Road at Hurstville. Picture: Supplied

He sold the high-performance car to a 24-year-old Hurstville man, who was caught on Sunday morning at 1am doing 120km/h in a 60km/h zone on King Georges Rd not far from his home.

Police pulled over the driver and issued a speeding fine and, like his predecessor before him, had his licence suspended for six months.

Checks by police revealed the man had bought the car only a few days earlier.



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Commander of the NSW Police Force’s Traffic and Highway Patrol Command, Assistant Commissioner John Hartley, said there were still far too many motorists putting lives at risk with their reckless behaviour on the roads.

“While the vast majority of people using our roads do so safely and responsibly we continue to be dismayed by the small number of reckless drivers who seem intent on causing destruction,” Mr Hartley said.



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“It beggars belief that some of those arrested yesterday are still alive.

“Their antics are absolutely deplorable.”

The Ferrari is a rare model that is more at home on a racetrack than being used on public roads.

The sports car is able to accelerate from zero to 100km/h is an astonishing 3.4 seconds.

Its top speed is 325km/h, a mere 215km/h above the highest speed limit allowed on NSW roads.

Driving this thoroughbred supercar is a 4.5 litre V8 engine that produces 562 horsepower at 9000rpm.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...nce-for-speeding/story-fni0cx4q-1227169213693
 
Maybe it takes more than a couple of years to be truly successful in nuclear physics. And some brains. She deserves an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards, as do other members of her family for supporting her in her gun nuttery.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/dec/31/idaho-nuclear-scientist-shot-dead-son-walmart


Idaho woman shot dead by two-year-old son was successful nuclear scientist
The woman who was accidentally shot dead by her two-year-old son in an Idaho Walmart is described by those who knew her as a gun lover, a motivated academic and a successful nuclear research scientist.

“She was a beautiful, young, loving mother who was taken much too soon,” Veronica Rutledge’s father-in-law, Terry Rutledge, told the Spokesman-Review. “She was out on what was supposed to be a fun-filled day with her son and nieces.”

Rutledge was shot at about 10.20am on Tuesday, in the electronics department of the Hayden, Idaho, Walmart. Kootenai County sheriffs said her son, sitting in the front of a shopping cart, reached into Rutledge’s purse, found her weapon and shot his mother.

“I mean, this is a pretty tragic incident right now that we’re dealing with,” Kootenai lieutenant Stu Miller told reporters on Tuesday. “When you have young children, small people, holiday season – it’s not a pleasant experience.”

While shopping with her son and nieces in the store, Rutledge carried a loaded small-caliber handgun zippered in a pocket in her purse. The purse was a Christmas gift from her husband, Colt Rutledge, one designed specifically for concealed carry, the Washington Post reported.
“All the precautionary measures weren’t taken to ensure the safety of that weapon,” Miller said later.

Despite Miller’s comment, the Rutledges were reportedly experienced gun owners and shooters. Rutledge had a concealed carry permit, police said. She loved to hunt, shoot and camp, friends and family told the Washington Post.

“I think there is an attitude that we’re just a bunch of gunslingers, and that is not the case,” the mayor of her hometown told the Guardian.

“People do not overtly carry weapons all the time,” Blackfoot mayor Paul Loomis said. “My expectation whenever I meet somebody on the street is they might be packing, but that doesn’t cause me to pause or be concerned for me or the safety of our citizens.”

Rutledge was born Veronica Hendricks. She was valedictorian of her graduating class at Kootenai high school in 2004. Kootenai high is tiny – just 27 students graduated last year and 91 were enrolled in 2013. The whole district, in northern Idaho, had only 17 teachers district-wide.

Hendricks attended Northern Idaho College, married Rutledge in 2009 and graduated from the University of Idaho in 2010, majoring in chemistry.

She went on to become a nuclear research scientist working for Battelle’s Idaho National Laboratory, which claims to be the Department of Energy’s lead nuclear research laboratory. The lab has worked with the Department of Defense on armor and weaponry since the 1990s. Rutledge wrote several papers there, on topics such as nuclear waste and fuel processing.

Loomis said he had worked with Rutledge on an Idaho National Laboratory contract, while at his previous job at a manufacturing company.

“She was very competent,” said Loomis. “This is not somebody that is just a nut, let me tell you.”

Her interests and hobbies seemed to fit well into the state and city where she lived. Blackfoot, where Rutledge owned a home with her husband, is a small town where the Idaho National Laboratory is a major employer.

About 12,000 people live in Blackfoot, a city that bills itself as the “potato capital of the world”. Idaho, a largely rural state, has about 1.6 million residents, just more than the city of Philadelphia.

Being outdoors, even when weather in east Idaho is harsh, is a large part of life in Blackfoot, Loomis said.

“I think this morning when I got up it was 10 below [zero],” said Loomis. “So, it’s a hardy group.”

And the state also took pains to expand gun rights in recent years. This year, the legislature passed a law allowing concealed guns onto public college and university campuses, despite opposition from all eight of the state’s university presidents, the Idaho Statesman reported.

“Our concern is not a political concern about gun control,” said Loomis. “Our concern right now is for the welfare of that family.”
 
Maybe it takes more than a couple of years to be truly successful in nuclear physics. And some brains. She deserves an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards, as do other members of her family for supporting her in her gun nuttery.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/dec/31/idaho-nuclear-scientist-shot-dead-son-walmart


Idaho woman shot dead by two-year-old son was successful nuclear scientist
The woman who was accidentally shot dead by her two-year-old son in an Idaho Walmart is described by those who knew her as a gun lover, a motivated academic and a successful nuclear research scientist.

“She was a beautiful, young, loving mother who was taken much too soon,” Veronica Rutledge’s father-in-law, Terry Rutledge, told the Spokesman-Review. “She was out on what was supposed to be a fun-filled day with her son and nieces.”

Rutledge was shot at about 10.20am on Tuesday, in the electronics department of the Hayden, Idaho, Walmart. Kootenai County sheriffs said her son, sitting in the front of a shopping cart, reached into Rutledge’s purse, found her weapon and shot his mother.

“I mean, this is a pretty tragic incident right now that we’re dealing with,” Kootenai lieutenant Stu Miller told reporters on Tuesday. “When you have young children, small people, holiday season – it’s not a pleasant experience.”

While shopping with her son and nieces in the store, Rutledge carried a loaded small-caliber handgun zippered in a pocket in her purse. The purse was a Christmas gift from her husband, Colt Rutledge, one designed specifically for concealed carry, the Washington Post reported.
“All the precautionary measures weren’t taken to ensure the safety of that weapon,” Miller said later.

Despite Miller’s comment, the Rutledges were reportedly experienced gun owners and shooters. Rutledge had a concealed carry permit, police said. She loved to hunt, shoot and camp, friends and family told the Washington Post.

“I think there is an attitude that we’re just a bunch of gunslingers, and that is not the case,” the mayor of her hometown told the Guardian.

“People do not overtly carry weapons all the time,” Blackfoot mayor Paul Loomis said. “My expectation whenever I meet somebody on the street is they might be packing, but that doesn’t cause me to pause or be concerned for me or the safety of our citizens.”

Rutledge was born Veronica Hendricks. She was valedictorian of her graduating class at Kootenai high school in 2004. Kootenai high is tiny – just 27 students graduated last year and 91 were enrolled in 2013. The whole district, in northern Idaho, had only 17 teachers district-wide.

Hendricks attended Northern Idaho College, married Rutledge in 2009 and graduated from the University of Idaho in 2010, majoring in chemistry.

She went on to become a nuclear research scientist working for Battelle’s Idaho National Laboratory, which claims to be the Department of Energy’s lead nuclear research laboratory. The lab has worked with the Department of Defense on armor and weaponry since the 1990s. Rutledge wrote several papers there, on topics such as nuclear waste and fuel processing.

Loomis said he had worked with Rutledge on an Idaho National Laboratory contract, while at his previous job at a manufacturing company.

“She was very competent,” said Loomis. “This is not somebody that is just a nut, let me tell you.”

Her interests and hobbies seemed to fit well into the state and city where she lived. Blackfoot, where Rutledge owned a home with her husband, is a small town where the Idaho National Laboratory is a major employer.

About 12,000 people live in Blackfoot, a city that bills itself as the “potato capital of the world”. Idaho, a largely rural state, has about 1.6 million residents, just more than the city of Philadelphia.

Being outdoors, even when weather in east Idaho is harsh, is a large part of life in Blackfoot, Loomis said.

“I think this morning when I got up it was 10 below [zero],” said Loomis. “So, it’s a hardy group.”

And the state also took pains to expand gun rights in recent years. This year, the legislature passed a law allowing concealed guns onto public college and university campuses, despite opposition from all eight of the state’s university presidents, the Idaho Statesman reported.

“Our concern is not a political concern about gun control,” said Loomis. “Our concern right now is for the welfare of that family.”



From what I understand she had a permit to carry and conceal, now she has a child and loan woman is an easy target for the desperate and stupid so she broke no real law.
Only thing she did wrong was have a loaded weapon in her bag with the safety off
 
From what I understand she had a permit to carry and conceal, now she has a child and loan woman is an easy target for the desperate and stupid so she broke no real law.
Only thing she did wrong was have a loaded weapon in her bag with the safety off

Yep, there's no law against stupidity. Planning to carry and conceal is stupid. Taking a gun shopping is stupid (even if it was Walmart). Leaving the safety off is stupid. Placing it within reach of a two year old is stupid.

She was only 29, so at least deserves an Honorable Mention in the Darwin Awards, since she could have gone on to create more stupid people.
And as for the mayor's comments :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: YHGTBFKM!

This is the type of shopper attracted to Walmart unfortunately. Google "people of walmart".

I grew up on a farm in north western New South Wales. We had guns. We didn't take them to town.
 
Yep, there's no law against stupidity. Planning to carry and conceal is stupid. Taking a gun shopping is stupid (even if it was Walmart). Leaving the safety off is stupid. Placing it within reach of a two year old is stupid.

She was only 29, so at least deserves an Honorable Mention in the Darwin Awards, since she could have gone on to create more stupid people.
And as for the mayor's comments :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: YHGTBFKM!

This is the type of shopper attracted to Walmart unfortunately. Google "people of walmart".

I grew up on a farm in north western New South Wales. We had guns. We didn't take them to town.

What about when she is going to the car?
What about going from the car to the home?

Places where she can get mugged or even raped
You know that in the US if your being assaulted you can use deadly force, unlike in australia that says, Get raped, get mugged but don't hurt the guy doing it as it is assault and you cant defend yourself
 
What about when she is going to the car?
What about going from the car to the home?

Places where she can get mugged or even raped
You know that in the US if your being assaulted you can use deadly force, unlike in australia that says, Get raped, get mugged but don't hurt the guy doing it as it is assault and you cant defend yourself

According to a close friend, she didn't carry a gun because she felt unsafe. She carried a gun because that's what they do around there. The crime rate is not the driving force.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ow-an-idaho-toddler-shot-his-mom-at-wal-mart/

"So many locals didn’t discern anything odd with 29-year-old woman carrying a loaded gun into a Wal-Mart during the holiday season. Stu Miller, a spokesman for the Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office, told the New York Times that it didn’t strike him as anything out of the ordinary. “It’s pretty common around here,” he said. “A lot of people carry loaded guns.”

Sandow told The Post she often sees people with a gun cradled at their side. “In Idaho, we don’t have to worry about a lot of crime and things like that,” she said. “And to see someone with a gun isn’t bizarre. [Veronica] wasn’t carrying a gun because she felt unsafe. She was carrying a gun because she was raised around guns. This was just a horrible accident.”
 
He sold the high-performance car to a 24-year-old Hurstville man, who was caught on Sunday morning at 1am doing 120km/h in a 60km/h zone on King Georges Rd not far from his home.
I'm impressed that he found somewhere on King Georges Road where he could do that speed.

Also, was it really necessary to include all of those photos? Some of us are on a download limit, and we all know what a 458 looks like.
 
I think its inclusion here has been a result of the supposed irony of the situation - a nuclear researcher killed out of "stupidity". I say supposed irony because it's not actually ironic unless you're Alanis Morissette. Tragedy does not equal irony; as a result, it's just tasteless to make light of an avoidable tragedy by grouping it together with stories about police services sharing porn on Twitter and people mistaking a hippopotamus jumping off a truck for a dinosaur.
 
I don't mind the idea of finding a woman's death worthy of the Funny News Stories thread. I'm A big fan of "Too Soon?" style humor. I don't see how the Funny News Stories thread is a place for gun control commentary or debate. There is a thread for that. I just read way too many posts without any funny.





Kangaroo fights for its privacy, knocks drone out of the air.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/watch-kangaroo-punch-drone-out-sky-n271806

My original post had nothing to do with gun control and all to do with a nuclear scientist thinking it made sense to visit Walmart carrying a gun.
 
My original post had nothing to do with gun control and all to do with a nuclear scientist thinking it made sense to visit Walmart carrying a gun.
Gun nuttery is the term I believe you used in said post.
 
And you're aware of laws that allow people to carry concealed weapons - which the woman had - thereby making her actions quite commonplace?
 
And you're aware of laws that allow people to carry concealed weapons - which the woman had - thereby making her actions quite commonplace?

That still doesn't mean that taking a concealed, loaded gun with the safety off into a Walmart store where there are other shoppers and staff is demonstrating common sense or even morality no matter how legal it is.

I'd expect nuclear scientists to be able to show good judgement with respect to the safety of the community, and not just in decisions related to their jobs.

Just because something is legal doesn't mean it's a good idea. Or are you trying to shift the blame to the legislators?
 
No, I'm not. If I'm trying to do anything, it's point out your shameful behaviour in making light of a tragedy to try and drive home a political message.

Are you trying to convert a discussion about making decisions with good judgement into something political?

If, by "politics" you mean "gun control", than let me say that sensible people don't (or shouldn't) need legislation to encourage them to leave their guns at home.

Yes, the result is tragic, but why talking about it should be regarded as shameful beats me.
 
Yes, the result is tragic, but why talking about it should be regarded as shameful beats me.
There are two reasons:

First, you are making light of a tragedy. This is called the "FUNNY news stories" thread, and nobody here finds someone accidentally being shot and killed by a toddler to be funny.

Secondly, if you wish to discuss gun control, there is a thread for that. Although nobody is laughing at people being shot and killed by toddlers there, either.
 
There are two reasons:

First, you are making light of a tragedy. This is called the "FUNNY news stories" thread, and nobody here finds someone accidentally being shot and killed by a toddler to be funny.

Secondly, if you wish to discuss gun control, there is a thread for that. Although nobody is laughing at people being shot and killed by toddlers there, either.

Let me explain one more time. I am not wanting to discuss gun control. And had the outcome not been so tragic (for example if the bullet had missed), it would still be a case of extraordinarily bad judgement. Just because that judgement resulted in death doesn't or shouldn't make it immune.
 
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