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Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on a pre-paid credit card.

Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card
Posted by Cory Doctorow, July 14, 2009 7:52 AM | permalink

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Visa recorded a $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 purchase on Consumerist reader Dale's kid's prepaid Visa Buxx card: "My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday she charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store. That's 2,000 times more than the national debt, which is a paltry 11 trillion. The ever-vigilant folks at VISA added a $20 'negative balance fee,' and have suspended the card."

I'm buying some CVS stock while its cheap.
 
Oh, that's the CVS in Harare.

My arse is that an emergency delivery. We can get a 12 tonne delivery of beer in 4 hours delivered from a depot 70 miles away (other job, not the development stuff :D). I suspect there is more to it than meets the eye.

Yeah, Kegatron came and kidnapped the beer.
 
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Wait. What the?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8152278.stm

Price of habit chokes US smoker

A man in the United States popped out to his local petrol station to buy a pack of cigarettes - only to find his card charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.

That is $23 quadrillion (£14 quadrillion) - many times the US national debt.

"I thought somebody had bought Europe with my credit card," said Josh Muszynski, from New Hampshire.

He says his appeals to his bank first met with little understanding, though it eventually corrected the error.

It also waived the usual $15 overdraft fee.

"It was all back to normal," Mr Muszynski told his local television station, WMUR. "They reversed the negative balance fee, which was nice."

Debt crisis

His nightmare began when he checked his online bank account a few hours after buying the cigarettes.

He thought he would be a couple of hundred dollars in the black. But his overdraft had pushed him into the red - by an amount equivalent to many times the entire US national debt.

"It is a lot of money in the negative," he said. "Something I could never, ever, afford to pay back.

"My children could not afford it, grandchildren, nothing like that."

In panic, Mr Muszynski rushed back to the petrol station, but they were unable to help. He says he then spent two hours on the phone with the Bank of America.

Eventually, it assured him it would be fixed - and the next morning, it had been.

But no-one has yet explained to Mr Muszynski how such a astonishing error could have been made.


I detect shenanigans. Hacker or a worm maybe?
 
Homeless Huffer Set On Fire When Tasered

http://www.lancastereaglegazette.com/article/20090820/NEWS01/908200303

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Taser incident provides police with learning experience

LANCASTER -- Use of a Taser gun around flammable materials is restricted by the Lancaster Police Department's standard operating procedures.

Now, the department -- which began using the devices Sunday -- must review the actions of one officer who used a Taser on a man who reportedly had been huffing a flammable material.

Lancaster Chief Dave Bailey said the officers, who were called to an incident of a man inhaling from an aerosol can, were aware the suspect had been inhaling gas.

But, they could not see or smell any signs of highly flammable materials.

"I don't think they were immediately on alert that they may be dealing with flammable material," Bailey said.

Daniel C. Wood, 31, was spraying an aerosol can into his mouth and running through traffic in the Hocking Valley Plaza -- which houses several stores, including Kmart and Kroger on Memorial Drive -- Monday night.

One officer caught Wood and got him on the ground, where Wood continued to resist, according to the police report.

"His resisting included alleged kicks and attempts to bite, and he made gestures with his hand as if he were reaching for a firearm in his waistband," Bailey said Wednesday.

Another officer shouted a warning, then zapped Wood with the Taser.

One of the officers then spotted a flame on his chest, and both officers patted out the flame.

Wood was taken to Fairfield Medical Center for treatment of burns to his chest. He then was taken to the Fairfield County Jail and released at 11:20 p.m. Monday night on his own recognizance.

He faces charges of resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer and abusing harmful intoxicants. He was arrested again Tuesday on a warrant for failure to appear to his arraignment that morning. He was arraigned on those charges later Tuesday in Fairfield County Municipal Court.

He remained in jail on Wednesday with bonds set at $2,250 and $1,000 recognizance for the recent offenses.

He has not been appointed an attorney court officials said.

Fairfield County court records show a list of more than 50 charges for Wood, beginning in 1996. They range from traffic citations to disorderly conduct by intoxication, receiving stolen property, possession of marijuana and another charge of resisting arrest in 1999.

A search for the resisting arrest report from 1999 could not be found Wednesday, and Bailey said he doesn't know how officers might have subdued Wood in the past.

Wood's jail intake form listed him as potentially dangerous, but not at risk for suicide or escape.

Bailey said all Lancaster officers authorized to use the Tasers have undergone training and must follow a written department policy on when the Taser can be used.

A six-page policy lists 13 restrictions for using the devices, one of which deals with flammable materials.

It states the Tasers "shall not be deployed in an atmosphere where flammable fumes are present or on individuals that are known to have come in contact with flammables, including but not limited to: gasoline, natural gas, ether, propane, glue and paint thinner." Lancaster Police Capt. Adam Pillar said huffing dangerous materials is not uncommon in Lancaster.

"It's usually kids that don't have access to any other type of drug," Pillar said.

"Or, usually, it's the homeless who can't afford any other type of drug."

Bailey expects a use-of-force review to be completed in the coming weeks. He said he is pleased with the Taser training the officers received and doesn't expect more training for any officers involved . He also sees the incident as a lesson for the department.

"It's our very first Taser usage, so it's going to be a learning experience for all of us," Bailey said.
 
I'm so tired of hearing police officers abusing PESTs. What was supposed to be used instead of a gun is now a Portable Electro-Shock Torture device for many.
 
Picture the scene.

You're an antique collector. You spot a lovely glass container at a fair and splash out a thousand pounds on it (it's really very lovely indeed).

Along you go to the BBC's Antiques Roadshow to get it identified... And...
 
Rule of thumb: Never buy anything at art fairs. We saw halloween decor at Art In The Park here in my city with pieces for sale at $25. We went to the Big Lots store down the street and found the same exact pieces for $3 each. The festival vendor had glued on sparkles and stuff. Whoopie!
 
How long before the judge gets fired and the case gets tossed? As well as a big lawsuit.


Sounds like a dumb way to lose your job and let a guilty guy(presumably) go free and get some cash out of the deal.
 
How long before the judge gets fired and the case gets tossed? As well as a big lawsuit.


Sounds like a dumb way to lose your job and let a guilty guy(presumably) go free and get some cash out of the deal.
The judge was actually being lenient, as the man was in contempt of court the moment he didn't heed his first warning. Not that it will affect the outcome of whatever legal issues arise from this.

It will be an interesting case for sure.
 
Girls use face book to get help

TWO girls used the social networking site Facebook to call for help after getting stuck in a southern suburbs drain.
It's believed the girls, aged 10 and 12, became trapped in the Honeypot Rd drain, on the border of Hackham West and Noarlunga Downs, after walking around drains in the area sometime before 7.30pm.
It's believed they used a mobile phone to update their status.
Metropolitan Fire Service Crews used a ladder to assist the girls in climbing to safety.

Didn't think to actually use their phones to call for help.
 
Girls use face book to get help



Didn't think to actually use their phones to call for help.

Facebook....I used to ride my bike through all those drains when I was a young teenager and we didn't even have phones back then either. :scared:

They did get very dark and just hoped you didn't walk into a big spider web but the biggest problem was walking and riding into shopping trollies....
 
Carrier Pigeon Beats The Internet!

A SOUTH African information technology company has proved it was faster for them to transmit data with a carrier pigeon than to send it using Telkom , the country's leading internet service provider.
Internet speed and connectivity in Africa's largest economy are poor because of a bandwidth shortage. It is also expensive.

Local news agency SAPA reported the 11-month-old pigeon, Winston, took one hour and eight minutes to fly the 80km from Unlimited IT's offices near Pietermaritzburg to the coastal city of Durban with a data card was strapped to his leg.

Including downloading, the transfer took two hours, six minutes and 57 seconds - the time it took for only four per cent of the data to be transferred using a Telkom line.

SAPA said Unlimited IT performed the stunt after becoming frustrated with slow internet transmission times.

The company has 11 call-centres around the country and regularly sends data to its other branches.

Telkom could not immediately be reached for comment.

Internet speed is expected to improve once a new 17,000km underwater fibre-optic cable linking southern and East Africa to other networks becomes operational before South Africa hosts the soccer World Cup next year.

Local service providers are currently negotiating deals for more bandwidth.

And you thought your internet speeds sucked. :lol:
 
This is why when you shoot somebody, you empty the entire gun into them.

This lawsuit will be dismissed by the judge, unless he's a liberal anti-gun asshole.

No, you shoot till they no longer pose a threat. Anything more is murder, like that pharmacy robbery video that was on here one time.

But, yeah, I would be shocked if this wasn't thrown out.
 

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