Funny/Strange News Stories

I guess the old adds that depicted people planting trees just didn't scare us enough. Now I'm just disgusted, and somewhat mad over a non-existant issue.

No Pressure *reaches for red button*

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Really has to be one of the worst marketing plans ever.
 
Because nothing says "reasoned argument" more than portraying everyone who doesn't instantly agree with you as tired, gaunt, uncaring and lazy, then blowing children up.
 
No kids to blow up here either:indiff:

Did remind me of an article from a while back

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ecofriendly-cigarettes-kill-destructive-human,17529/
 
They all drive Mini's, every last one of them. I 🤬 hate estate agents so that has (unfortunately) been the highlight of my day so far. What's worse is that she's married and presumably taken that name :dunce:
 
I guess that's her dignity gone down the Crapper. :lol:
 
Captain Jack Sparrow visits a London school assembly: one of the school kids wrote him a letter saying how they all wanted to be pirates and they wanted to mutiny against the teachers. Johnny Depp is filming just up the road, and turns up at their school assembly in full Sparrow costume.

More awesome than funny: story and video here.
 
The story itself isn't all that funny, but what is funny is that they actually wasted time on it. Really, you need to do a study to figure out why someone unfriends someone? Since when does the fact you just don't like them not a valid reason?

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Although I guess someone saying they have 5,000 "friends" is fairly funny.
 
The story itself isn't all that funny, but what is funny is that they actually wasted time on it. Really, you need to do a study to figure out why someone unfriends someone? Since when does the fact you just don't like them not a valid reason?

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Although I guess someone saying they have 5,000 "friends" is fairly funny.

Facebook has been great for reconnecting with people I haven't seen in ages. Unfotunately, sometimes those people have changed so much since you last met. I've unfriended quite a few people for 'sharing their opinions' on matters such as immigration and animal rights. I also don't take very kindly to being invited to groups that support their causes.
 
The best one I found was the russian inflatable weapons I found it on the red button on the tv.
 


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Chinese homeless bloke becomes internet meme/god. Now known as Brother Sharp.

Not sure if posted, I don't follow this thread much.
 
Yeah, turns out that since he was reported in the paper, his family found him and reclaimed in back in their family.

Or something like that.

Was pretty big in China about Feburary, March time.

Submerged.
 
This isn't funny, because it's too busy being contemptible. There are some people who just deserve a bullet in the head.

 
Stuck on dial-up at work and can't watch video. Cliff's?

-Little girl has Huntingtons disease, will die rather soon.
-Mother died of same thing
-Neighbor posted pics of mother with grim reaper and little girl with skull and crossbones on facebook
-When asked why, she swore alot(basically she is a 🤬) and said she basically does it just because
-Neighbors start driving hearse around, claiming it's part of a Halloween setup
-Family of little girl gets a PPO against neighbors
 
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This isn't funny, because it's too busy being contemptible. There are some people who just deserve a bullet in the head.



I'm always wondering how low your self-esteem must be to behave like that. You see, she doesn't look even dumb, she looks good and healthy (I mean the woman of course), so is it pure ignorance? But then again, can you be SO ignorant without actually having some serious problems...I mean...just wow...no words.
 
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