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Some absolute bloody lunatic (He really was a bloody lunatic, complete disregard for his own safety and indeed my own, a bit rude) in a Jester with a rather unflattering glowing mechanism suddenly started perusing me. I typically attempt to run away but his car was considerably faster and with that in mind I decided to stop. Unfortunately, he had closed the gap between us rather a lot faster than anticipated and my plan to get out and shoot the user in the face didn't exactly come to fruition as he slammed into my car sending me, and himself, airborne. He went quite a distance and managed to land in a river. We both survived, but crikey!
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Making use of the (second) worst mission to source cars. If I think about it, there's no way this cop can catch up..
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After reading through the comments on Rockstar's announcement regarding the announcement of Rockstar ending the transferring accounts, I find it funny that most of the people talking about people "being too poor to buy a PS4" look like they're teenagers who probably got a system from their parents. Easy to be a keyboard commando when you don't have to pay for anything because you live in your parent's basement. Frankly I wouldn't be shocked if they transferred modded accounts as well.
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Hmm. I seriously doubt that everyone (including R*) except you have a crappy connection.
My connection is a measly 8Mb download and 1Mb upload, my PS4 is connected to my router by wi-fi, (with the router in the other end of my house), and like I said, it's extremely rare that entire lobbies disconnects from me. Unless I want them to
And I play with people that I know for a fact is on another continent (USA), and other countries (the UK and Denmark) regularly without any issues.
Well...except for James "NAT-type issues" Yarders, but I'm not the only one that disconnects from him regularly, and it's entirely on his side of the internet.
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I find it funny when someone finds some obscure prop or interior from the story mode and think it's supposed to be somekind of future or cut content. 
Someone on GTAF found a breifcase with a dissassembled Sniper Rifle in it and everyones trying to speculate on what it's supposed to be.
Not a single person realized it shows up in By the Book (on screen for a grand total of 5 seconds).
Someone on GTAF found a breifcase with a dissassembled Sniper Rifle in it and everyones trying to speculate on what it's supposed to be.
Not a single person realized it shows up in By the Book (on screen for a grand total of 5 seconds).
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I find it funny when someone finds some obscure prop or interior from the story mode and think it's supposed to be somekind of future or cut content.
Someone on GTAF found a breifcase with a dissassembled Sniper Rifle in it and everyones trying to speculate on what it's supposed to be.
Not a single person realized it shows up in By the Book (on screen for a grand total of 5 seconds).
As soon as you mentioned the briefcase with the rifle, I immediately remembered it.
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I find it funny when someone finds some obscure prop or interior from the story mode and think it's supposed to be somekind of future or cut content.
Someone on GTAF found a breifcase with a dissassembled Sniper Rifle in it and everyones trying to speculate on what it's supposed to be.
Not a single person realized it shows up in By the Book (on screen for a grand total of 5 seconds).
Cut content that might be featured in an upcoming DLC?
Better go make a 10 minute video with speculation on it with ads very two minutes.
You better smash that like button and subscribe to me, peasants!
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Remember, you need to make the video a few seconds over ten minutes so you get even more ads. To do this, I've made a formula that is so simple an idiot could follow them:
• Beg for likes and subscriptions
• Include a 30 second long intro (Bonus points for blasting terrible EDM and your name put into a 3D render with so much lens flare that JJ Abrams will have a seizure)
• Read the entire GTAForums or Se7enSins post along with several completely irrelevant ones
• Incorrectly pronounce simple words if you're MrBossFTW (How does "Massacro" turn into "MassaCARo"? He said it that way in multiple videos in the past!)
• Constantly repeat what you've just said without adding any insight
• Say that you produce "DAILY Grand Theft Auto Five: Online content" instead of "cancer"
• Pretend like you actually care and will read what your idiotic fanbase says in the comments or on twitter
• Beg for likes and subscriptions again
• Close with a 30 second long outro
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So until next time, this is Nick Skyline, reminding you to like all of my videos and subscribe to MY channel, and I will see you tomorrow with another video.
On another (less stale) note, I just made $2.2 million selling 111 crates of cargo, and bought the Vinewood MC Clubhouse with it. I had to drive 3 trucks to Chumash by myself since I was in a Solo Public session, then defend said shipment from 3 waves of enemies to earn my money. I'm thinking of doing this again someday, although I'll probably just ease up on the crates. Maybe I'll do 20-30 medium-sized shipments a week, and give more focus to importing/exporting cars. I will be grateful for any help that I can get, too.
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I agree
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I somehow made this look and pace as cartoony as older GTA games.
Also, people are in speculation on what will happen to the 6 returning player only vehicles now that R* is gonna cut support on getting them.
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Considering that those are gotten by just linking an account that happened to play GTA V on X360/PS3, as opposed to transferring a character IIRC, they're probably staying as they currently are.
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I just tend to shoot at anyone I don't know in general because I never know if the person will be friendly or be a threat. Most of the time I don't shoot at someone first, they wind up killing me so I engage them anyway.
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Hrrrrmmm I'm about to partially take the dive towards a Ruiner 2000. Since Office Garages aren't for sale, I'm getting a bare bones one for $1,150,000 and a Vehicle Warehouse for 25% off, which is another $1,125,000 down the drain. All of this for a $4,320,000 muscle car. Sheesh.
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I bought a bunch of the new stuff, and aside from the occasional rocket car fun I pretty much never use any of it.
Then again; I also get tons of use from my yacht, tug boat, and flying pub, so I may not be the best indicator. If you are tight on funds, I wouldn't put yourself out over it or anything.
Not trying to discourage anyone from buying anything as I haven't regretted any of it, per se, but if I had to choose to allot those funds for either a Imports/Exports Warstock toy or something else; I'd likely choose the 'something else' option.
Then again; I also get tons of use from my yacht, tug boat, and flying pub, so I may not be the best indicator. If you are tight on funds, I wouldn't put yourself out over it or anything.
Not trying to discourage anyone from buying anything as I haven't regretted any of it, per se, but if I had to choose to allot those funds for either a Imports/Exports Warstock toy or something else; I'd likely choose the 'something else' option.
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