GTPlanet vs. Wham - Thread of the Year!

[Pootis]

So far so good.

 

[Turtle]

Tonight was the first real danger since the craft store incident*. The paranoia has set in; I didn't watch the Blazer game for fear of forgetting to mute the TV during commercials, and I can hear two of the other TVs in the house from my room. The odds of a "Now That's What I Call Christmas" ad coming on one are not good for me. Time to resort to nonstop music listening for the next month or so.

*"The craft store incident" sounds like the name of the worst murder-mystery novel ever.

 

[NW48]

I think I'll be safe from any public run ins with the song as I live in the middle of nowhere!

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I think I'll be safe from any public run ins with the song as I live in the middle of nowhere!

But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.

It's up to Courage, to save his new home.



STUPID DOG! YOU MAKE LOOK BAD!

OOGABOOGABOOGAA!

 

[Firehound427]

I didn't even make it to December

Damn 'Now Christmas' CD advert... it's the first song they play , my hand didn't even manage to reach the remote!

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The humanity!

That sucks... I warned about that advert too. It was on YouTube, but still...

 

[axletramp]

@Dennisch is a c......... !

I'm out.

 

[Daniel]

@Dennisch is a c......... !

I'm out.

Is a c...himpanzee?

Idea for new template (optional, just like Jimlaad's)?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Wow.

I want that WHAM.

I mean those red words.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I'm so glad I didn't participate this year. Otherwise, I would have gotten the worst Whamming! in GTP history - by singing it at the school's annual Talentless Quest.

 

[W3H5]

It wouldn't count unless you had the original playing as back-up to your own voice.

 

[Kurei]

Well I'm off into the work world, I don't often hear much music @ work or stores, so I think I'll be safe.

If I don't come back, @Aki Ishikawa - you can't have my Supra

 

[Kitten]

The amount of members getting Whammed is so much more then last year

 

[TB]

Idea for new template (optional, just like Jimlaad's)?

Can you foretell the future?

The @Ken Koios Whamatar, not mine.

*waits for comment about it being tomorrow already*

 

[Skython]

I've thought this for a while - I sincerely believe that some of you guys make up stories about being Whammed! What your motives are, I couldn't say for sure, but I'm inclined towards attention seeking.

That's a great idea! I'm going to get writing about George Michael personally visiting me while on fire! And he sings the song before becoming ash! And then his spirit will Wham GTP members in their sleep!


Oh wait, I just gave it away, didn't I... Damn...

 

[Kitten]

Spotify just whammed me in a advertisement....



Wham#2

 

[axletramp]

That's a great idea! I'm going to get writing about George Michael personally visiting me while on fire! And he sings the song before becoming ash! And then his spirit will Wham GTP members in their sleep!


Oh wait, I just gave it away, didn't I... Damn...

And no one needs to be Whammed by George Michael in their sleep...

 

[TB]

I'm going to get writing about George Michael personally visiting me while on fire!

I thought you meant you were the one on fire, until I read your next sentence.

 

[nascarfan1400]

When my time comes I'll change it to say "Wham! With It"

 

[Skython]

I thought you meant you were the one on fire, until I read your next sentence.

That happens after the final story is told. I'm rather reluctant to complete it.

 

[Aki Ko]

Well I'm off into the work world, I don't often hear much music @ work or stores, so I think I'll be safe.

If I don't come back, @Aki Ishikawa - you can't have my Supra

Oh yes I can.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Waking up after a night sleep and seeing 6 new pages here? Maybe the thread's next name should be GTP vs Spam

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I feel like I may be winning the competition but losing the spirit of the regulations... I haven't heard the song play of course, but I can't help but have the song repeat in my head whilst reading this thread, and for the hours that follow doing so. I may not be actually hearing it, but I haven't avoided the song... So much so, I've actually had to stop, check and realise that it is playing in my head and not out loud somewhere in our office / workshop.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

The secret behind all these new Wham targets! I can't believe it is the fault of someone so evil and despicable, he makes Darth Jordan look so pale.


He may be called 'the one that shall not be mentioned', but GTPlanet can only speak of his real name:


Kazunori Whamauchi !!

 

[Jimlaad43]

The secret behind all these new Wham targets! I can't believe it is the fault of someone so evil and despicable, he makes Darth Jordan look so pale.


He may be called 'the one that shall not be mentioned', but GTPlanet can only speak of his real name:


Kazunori Whamauchi !!

If Wham becomes the menu music for the next GT6 update...

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Update V1.15 for GT6

- All music removed. Even your own playlists. Gone.
- WHAM! Added to all music playlists.
- Audio options removed.
- A member of the Polyphony team has visited your house, turned the volume all the way up, glued the volume buttons and attached back up speakers somewhere in your room.
- A new Nissan GT-R has been added.

 

[MrUnknown]

Update V1.15 for GT6

- All music removed. Even your own playlists. Gone.
- WHAM! Added to all music playlists.
- Audio options removed.
- A member of the Polyphony team has visited your house, turned the volume all the way up, glued the volume buttons and attached back up speakers somewhere in your room.
- A new Nissan GT-R has been added.

- The engine sounds also have been replaced with the song Last Christmas.

 

[Kitten]

- The engine sounds also have been replaced with the song Last Christmas.

Oh God... I want to see this..

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I'm sure someone could happily find you a link to follow...

 

[SomePlayaDude]

All the drivers names will change to

A. Ridgeley. UK
G. Michael. UK

All VGTs will have a motif of hearts.

Inputting the Konami Code will crash the game.

 

[gtuned]

Alright, I'm gonna try this this year, add me to the list.