Guys, this thread is about beverages again. Hep A updates as they arrive!
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Yeah, I lost a TON of weight and grew 2 inches as well. I think I lost like 10 pounds in water when I had the high fever and stuff. I looked like Nicole Richie for a day or two, and then my muscles started going back to normal. All in all, I lost about 20 pounds in 3 weeks. Most of the visible difference is under my chin and my torso isn't as extended as it used to be. I probably had a lot of crap in my intestines that needed a good cleaning. My theory is that stuff was collecting on the sides, forcing the intestines to dialate to allow sufficient flow, and thus extending the gut a little bit. Haha.
Man, do you guys know how much it sucks trying to give a piss sample after you pissed BEFORE leaving to go to the doctor? Most of my visit was spent drinking about 9 cups of water, and then waiting for 10 minutes in the bathroom with Wangus Khan idling in a dixie cup. It was really strange. I've never really had to do something like that before. Anyway, I finally pwned the cup. I was like, "YESSSSS!!!!!" and then I went out give them the sample, and I placed the cup on their office counter and they were like, "AAAAAH!!!" and then my grandpa made me disinfect the entire counter, hahaha.
...(Sorry for the slight run-on sentence)
...So, I did that, and then one of the nurses and I went to test it. We couldn't determine how much bilirubin I actually had, though. It was between the different shades/colors on the tester-key, so I said, "The force is strong in this piss." and got a laugh out of her.
I pretty much own, you know.
...That was an awesome tangent.
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SRV2LOW4MEYeah, I got it as soon as I saw the picture, I was just joking around, its all good.
And i'm as secure as a heterosexual safety deposit box at the national heterosexual bank. I don't like to admit it, but i've even kissed a guy just to see girls kiss, and if thats not secure, I don't know what is.
Heres a picture of what I got for doing it. 👍
I just wish there was more tongue
Wow, I'm trying to figure out if you're gay now or if that was worthwhile. Good picture. The one on the left looks like my ex-girlfriend, and now I know what it would have looked like if she'd made out with a chubby girl.
Ok I admit, that was just mean, I can't really tell if she's chubby anyway, black shirt on black background makes it hard to tell where she stops. Also, someone should have told her to move her hand.Btw: do you have the picture of you tonguing your buddy?
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I don't think she looks too awful thick. The one on the left is definitely do-able, course, me and my virgin self are probably a little lenient these days... Anyway, it looks totatlyy 80s--I mean, look at the pants on the left chick!?! They're like guy jeans! And what was she thinking wearing that ugly shirt? Why was she wearing it at all? Oh yeah, so you could post it. Meh...
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Girls who smoke, pretty much the grossest thing I've ever encountered.
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Yeah, her shades are pretty fly as well.
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No, actually I passed out afterwards from frustration... that double post is what you get for relying on a stupid microwave relay for internet service.
Fargles, as soon as the school year (here) gets underway, I am totally shopping for another server for the office... this totally sucks.
MdnIte
You mean you're actually straight? I thought we were all sisters in here...
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OmnisWhat the hell is your problem, dude? I was just kidding.
Yeah the 'awsome job' thread magically disappeared when Der Alta turned up last night so I'm just testing the waters so to speak.
Nothing against your thread or anything.
I mean it's really important that we have updates on your bodily functions, how are your stools? Are you still getting odd smelling bodily liquids and gaseous reports??
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Hep B or C is a no-joker. Homeopathic exposure is the key to the bubonics.
You gotta take a v.v.small amount of 'roach crap & rat hair w/ nearly all your daily meals to maintain total immunity.
Problems solved!
Oh & the 1-7 of stoolage is only an invalid status measure. What you really need is a new scale for crack wind. Like the beaufort but one that will quantify the pungency level. A healthy gut is lots of active intestinal flora which will be highly industrious, a bit like the chinese
& for chrissakes! back your bookmarks up, its only one html file @ (Driveletter):\Documents and Settings\(Usr)\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\(cherno9l).default
Hep B or C is a no-joker. Homeopathic exposure is the key to the bubonics.
You gotta take a v.v.small amount of 'roach crap & rat hair w/ nearly all your daily meals to maintain total immunity.
Problems solved!
Oh & the 1-7 of stoolage is only an invalid status measure. What you really need is a new scale for crack wind. Like the beaufort but one that will quantify the pungency level. A healthy gut is lots of active intestinal flora which will be highly industrious, a bit like the chinese
& for chrissakes! back your bookmarks up, its only one html file @ (Driveletter):\Documents and Settings\(Usr)\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\(cherno9l).default
