opendriver19ai NEVER SAID IT WAS![]()
ultrabeatHe was asking if I would name a car AIDS.
Which I most definately would.
eiriksmilYeah, well, people might think that (as I did). And they would walk around, talking about AIDS being the same as chlamydia.. I just dislike seeing "I've heard from someone who knows that if you blow your car up, it'll go much faster".. Eventually, some nut could blow his car up. Because there's no certaincy around this.. Which maybe started with a joke on the net..
Yeah, I saw it now..
The dealership :
"Hello, Sir, how can I help you?"
"Oh, I would just like that AIDS, with the HIV (Hydrogen - Infrared - Vibration) package."
High-TestI'd build carbon fiber Hot rods. Think of it, a Model A roadster is already a lightweight, why not make it out of Carbon fiber?
Rogue SsvWhat, you think no one's ever thought of that?
Better yet, make the lead sleds and heavy Chevys out of CF. Style AND weight less than a tank.
IMADreamerThat's a really awsome idea. With the huge powerplants rodders put into their cars a cf body would really lighten those up and probably make them even quicker.
High-TestI'd call the company Tydol motor corporation.
I'd offer three cars.
The Flying A - Basically it's a Model A with a '32 ford grill shell made in a Carbon fiber monocoque. It would come with a 4" chop from a stock A, be "channeled" 3", and sectioned 2". It would have all around discs, with a Jaguar independent rear suspension, and be powered by a buick Nailhead. Available in coupe, roadster, and 2 door sedan.
Veedol - this one's the crazy one. It's going to be an all carbon fiber monocoque '32 ford chopped 4", channeled 3", and sectioned 2", with options of either a Cosworth DFV, a Chevy smallblock, or a buick Nailhead. It will be a 2 seater with no creature comforts, a six speed transmission, and a 4 link with a Ford 9" rear end. It will have disc brakes, but no power steering. this one's for pure speed, it will be lowered substantially from a stock 32(if unmolested '32s exist anymore..) and have Halibrand Magnesium wheels. Anything not necessary to go fast will not be on the car. This is kinda like a westfield sEight, don't buy it unless you got big cojones. comes unpainted, some assembly required. *May not be legal in California.
And Ethyl
Ethyl will be a carbon-fiber chopped Volkswagen, powered by a WRX engine. It will be the cheapest of the three, and actually have a few creature comforts.
That's just about the dumbest idea I've ever had..
I think i see about 3-4 diesal car or trucks around were i live...Holdenhsvgtsrno they arent![]()
ultrabeatMy company name would be DG Engineering.
Low volume maker of fine tourers.
My models-
Chlamydia
4.6l V8 powered Front Engined RWD 2 Seater. Approx 290hp
Main design brief- To be relaxing to drive on long journeys, but fun when pushed. Must be extremely practical (well, as practical as a 2 seaters can be). Must have smooth flowing lines.
Gingivitis
4.6l V8 powered Front Engined RWD 2 seater. Removable hardtop (S2000 style). Approx 290hp.
Main design brief- Same as above, but chassis to be strengthened to support decapitation.
Gingivitis GT
5.0l V8 bored version of above engines. Front Engined RWD 2 seater. Removable hardtop (S2000 style, as above). Approx 320hp
Main design brief- As above, but with emphasis on an engaging drive. Will be lowered, beefed up and stripped out. Think along the lines of a Morgan Exige.
Pussywillow
5.0l V8 engine. Front Engined RWD 2 seater. Full Convertable roof. Approx 320hp
Main design brief- Emphasis on monotony. Steering will be lacklutre and unengaging. Ride will be crashy, as I will skip suspension altogether, baby.
This model will be released, provided the other models sell well within 12 months. This will then be released at a substancially cheaper price, and so badge snobs will buy them and I'll make lots of money.
Rectal Discharge
4.6l V8 powered Front Engined RWD 4 Seater. Approx 290hp
This will be the family car. I'm thinking along the lines of a Lotus Carlton.
The rear seats will be cramped, and the dashboard will smell of sick, as will the seats and the floor. To cut costs and weight, aircon will be chucked, and the windows cannot be opened. There is no sunroof. Ever. The boot will be small, and the spare wheel case will take up a lot of room. An actual spare wheel will NOT be included when buying the car.
All cars will eventually have a DGR badge slapped on the back. The letter R will be red, fooling the customer into thinking it's actually any quicker.
*DG Engineering reserve the right to take back any cars sold for no reason and without warning.
Jim ProwerHere's a company that I made up for my Sonic-Universe Stories...
-MOBITECH-
M200: a small, Mid-engine, two-seat roasdter, Ala. Lotus Elise. Engine is 2.0L I-4T sourced from Acorn Motor Co. (a Sonic Universe Manufacturer), making 250hp. Carbon-intensive construction.
M300: a Mid-engine, NSX-style car, competing against cars like the 350Z and Mustang. Has a 3.0L Acorn-sourced V6 Twin Turbo making 350HP. Aluminum construction.
M400: Again, Mid-engine, with a custom 4.0L V8, making 500HP. Competitor to the F430. Carbon-and-Aluminum construction
M600: 6.0L V-12, Supercar-class car with 700+HP. Intense use of Carbon, body shaped for downforce. Rumored top speed of 240+mph.
FB-34A "Lancer": Compact Fighter Jet...whoops, wrong type of Vehicle....
ExigeExcelThe first saloon, the 77345993
It's a 2 door hatch, cable of fitting 2 average 12 yr olds in the back seat. Great for motorway cruising with great cornering characteristics. The first of the practical cars. Has an optional sexy voice for the Sat Nav that can only be activated when sensors sense testicals in the drivers seat.
I'm pretty sure Jiangling Motors have the rights to that technologyEvan "Cooler than Iced Tea" Phillips> Low profile tyres are a no-no and we are against speed cushion so an optional 'speed cushion killer' is available. This is basically a pick axe that clams down just as you pass over it and then retracts hidden away. All garages will be paid to 'ignore' this item upon inspection.
I prefer my soft tops to be flimsy at high speed, I'll take my business elsewhere...Evan "Like Mr T and Bruce Lee rolled into one" PhillipsIt starts with the 58008
It's Daihatsu Copen in size and fun to drive, with a budget race series available. Body shell primarily made of plastic and body panels easy to remove but with a well built if not luxury interior.
Engine- FR, 3 cylinder, 1.4 turbo, 110Bhp. Comes with a folding plastic roof, which allows it to be stored like a soft top but not so flimsy at high speeds.
£12,000
I'm not a fan of the name, where's the emotion?Evan "What lawsuit?" PhillipsSecond car is the 5537637
It's based along the lines of the S2000. It's abit more capable at motorway speeds but is still very much a sports car. Removable hardtop and can be fitted with some functional 'racing' body pieces for that man that doesn't like to be understated.
Engine- FR 2.5 V6 NA. 230Bhp 6 speed sequential.
£18,000
Evan "The Abatoir" PhillipsThe first saloon, the 77345993
It's a 2 door hatch, cable of fitting 2 average 12 yr olds in the back seat. Great for motorway cruising with great cornering characteristics. The first of the practical cars. Has an optional sexy voice for the Sat Nav that can only be activated when sensors sense testicals in the drivers seat. Has body kit of similair design to the Ford Mondeo ST models.
Engine- 3 ltr V6 superchargerd, or 3.5TD, 300Bhp. Has an automatic option incase the wife wants to see what all the fuss is about (No offense ladies, just using my mums awesome manual shifting as experience, 25 yrs driving my arse) and become a regular driver.
£25,000
Like a LS430 then?Evan "Impermeable" PhillipsThe 5376606.
This is the Grand saloon. The golfers car. Big saloon, all the mod cons, without too much weight added. There's an estate version for the ultimate in sleeper and can fit 2 average adults and a midget in the back seats.
Engine- 4.3ltr V8 supercharger (but very smooth) 450Bhp.
£35,000
You should probably charge more...Evan "Slapper" PhillipsThe 77345.
The Vauxhall Zafira VXR of PEA. Seats 7 with relative comfort, though you wouldn't want to be climbing into the very back if your over 5ft 6.
This will be Dad's savior when he realises he'll never get that sports car he wanted.
Engine- 2.4 V6 Supercharged or 3ltr TD. Paddle shift box available incase dad really wants the race car feel.
£19,000
Again, you're undercharging, you.Evan "The Old Ladies Man" PhillipsAnd Finally the 0.8537
This uses the same 4.3ltr V8 supercharger as the 5376606 but is the supercar of the family. 0-60 in 3.8 secs and top speed of 201mph. This car was made to go fast. Carbon fibre shell with a Titanium chassis this car is light but stiff.
Engine- As mentioned 4.3ltr V8 supercharger with 550Bhp. Only allowed a 7 speed gear box, but the seventh gear is automatically selected from 6th.
£65,000 (Okay, probably way more.)