JENKINS, The Gran Turismo Cat

[NeuroticVows]

lol. This thread is legendary. I love it
I think the GT kitty should become the official mascot for this site.
GT Kitty commands it

 

[McClarenDesign]

Um. GT kitty is the Stig

Some say he's attracted to dangling bits of Complex String, and that his right rear paw is genetically engineered and digitally rendered to be longer than the left. All we know is...

GTKitty is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?

For those that don't get the above quote, here's why it's funny.

 

[NeuroticVows]

Some say he's attracted to dangling bits of Complex String, and that his right rear paw is genetically engineered and digitally rendered to be longer than the left. All we know is...

THIS made my day. I still feel the absence of Clarkson's, Hammond's, or even May's voice in GT5's special events on the top Gear Track

 

[Crumpet]

Class..

 

[McClarenDesign]

 

[J-KiLLA24]

Problem, officer?

Officer: Yes there is a problem, I noticed you have about 5 bags of illegal cat nip in your car. Now, please jump out the vehicle and put your paws behind your back. Your under arrest!

 

[McClarenDesign]

Officer: Yes there is a problem, I noticed you have about 5 bags of illegal cat nip in your car. Now, please jump out the vehicle and put your paws behind your back. Your under arrest!

Well, the glove compartment is locked. So is the trunk in the back. And I know my rights, so you're gonna need a warrant for that.

Well, he ain't passed the bar, but he knows a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search his sh...

 

[NeuroticVows]

That is a shoutout to all you racing wheel users

 

[CodeRedR51]

Picture no worky.

 

[NeuroticVows]

Sorry I had some copy and paste issues

 

[gtgta86]

lol, i used a ds3 controller and i win often, its not about wat u have its how u use it, also in the trial mountain track, there is a monkey hanging on a tree that hangs above the track just before the tunnel section lol

 

[McClarenDesign]

That is a shoutout to all you racing wheel users

My DS3 works for me. Beat wheel users all the time, cuz I have GTKitty as my pilot.

... also in the trial mountain track, there is a monkey hanging on a tree that hangs above the track just before the tunnel section lol

I too, have spanked that monkey.


....waitaminute....

 

[esoxhntr]

"pad users..... are a bloody mess".

 

[CodeRedR51]

lol, i used a ds3 controller and i win often, its not about wat u have its how u use it, also in the trial mountain track, there is a monkey hanging on a tree that hangs above the track just before the tunnel section lol

You will not use “textspeak” (“r”, “u”, “plz”, etc.) in your messages. Decent grammar is expected at all times, including proper usage of capital letters.

👍

 

[NeuroticVows]

I win races using my DS3 as well, but I preffer the wheel so much more. DS is good for when you're too lazy to set-up the wheel

 

[McClarenDesign]

Bob + Jenkins > Jon + Garfield

 

[NeuroticVows]

 

[Ravicale]

That is a shoutout to all you racing wheel users

HAR! I use the original sixaxis controller, I like it because its ridiculously light weight.

 

[ANKORA]

In Jenkins we trust.
Go and kneel before "All Mighty Jenkins"
And receive the extra HP bless (only for one day).
Even better than the 200% $ and experience.

 

[250 GTO]

Anyone know if that pussy can drive stick?

 

[Carbonox]

Kitty's looking a bit grumpy.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Kitty's looking a bit grumpy.

Carpathian Kitten Syndrome

 

[JKcreativeworks]

Jenkins has got more power because of his cat-back system.

 

[Antonisbob]

Who knew this would get so big?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins was married to American Idol judge Paula Abdul, but the relationship went south when he took two steps forward, and she took two step back.

 

[ANKORA]

I guess, if Jenkins crashes (very unlikely) and makes a loop, he will always land on 4 tires.

 

[McClarenDesign]

I guess, if Jenkins crashes (very unlikely) and makes a loop, he will always land on 4 tires.

Jenkins doesn't crash. The world just hasn't learned how to keep up.

 

[ANKORA]

Jenkins doesn't crash. The world just hasn't learned how to keep up.

Ok, fixed:
If someone crashes Jenkins (very, very unlikely to happen) and makes a loop, he will always land on 4 tires.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins is so fast, he found the last digit of Pi.

 

[MadmuppGT]

Jenkins was married to American Idol judge Paula Abdul, but the relationship went south when he took two steps forward, and she took two step back.

sir, If I could find that enthusiastic applause GIF you would see it here... truely genius!

Plus a little something I just whipped up, which sprang into my head haha!