Jokes!!
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I'd tell you a joke, but that would be pointless when there's nothing funny about anything I post.
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I'd tell you a joke about ADHD, but OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
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I'd tell you a joke about how I should find that offensive as I am diagnosed with ADHD, but OH LOOK! A MATCHBOX FORD RS200!
I've been sitting at my desk for the past hour regretting including that in my choice of decor...
I've been sitting at my desk for the past hour regretting including that in my choice of decor...
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I was going to tell you a joke about Voldemort, but no one nose it.
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I moustache you something, but I will shave it for later.
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I'd tell you a joke about punctuation, but there's no point
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- PS3 =/= Xbox 360
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Why didn't anyone do anything about the apocalypse?
They were all already dead
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A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
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Breaking News! The latest company to be rocked by the recent horse meat scandal is McDonalds, turns out 68% of McD's fillet-o-fish is sea horse.
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Went to trivia night earlier tonight. Hilarious one-liner developed in the opening round.
MC: "At what age was Jesus circumscribed?--"
Me: "Wait, did he just say circumscribed? He'd better be careful with that word..."
MC: "--At what age was Jesus circumsized?"
Me: "OMG, he did say circumsized. You mean Jesus was circumsized? Holy crap!"
Mom: "Yeah, you didn't know that?"
Me: "I guess that means he died for our skins."
everyone loled.
MC: "At what age was Jesus circumscribed?--"
Me: "Wait, did he just say circumscribed? He'd better be careful with that word..."
MC: "--At what age was Jesus circumsized?"
Me: "OMG, he did say circumsized. You mean Jesus was circumsized? Holy crap!"
Mom: "Yeah, you didn't know that?"
Me: "I guess that means he died for our skins."
everyone loled.
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I'd make a joke about using a 2.2 Camry to travel faster than the speed of light back to 8 years ago, but 2.2 Camry jokes are tired now.
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Why do you post here?
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