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"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter."
"Then Jill came down with $2.50."
Somebody has been listening to Andrew Dice Clay.
Ohhhhhhhhh
"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter."
"Then Jill came down with $2.50."
I was the last customer at a store the other night. The girl behind the register said "Strip down, facing me."
It didn't dawn on me that she was talking about swiping my credit card. The good news is bail isn't nearly as expensive as I thought it would be.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or complain.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
So today I was talking to my ex. 3 words I said were
Dream on b***(you figure out the rest)
So because you didn't get a reaction when you posted it three days ago, you reworded it a bit and tried again?So today I was in orchestra standing next to my ex. I told her 3 words. Dream on beep female dog beep. After that she refused to talk to me![]()
TBSo because you didn't get a reaction when you posted it three days ago, you reworded it a bit and tried again?![]()
Hopefully this one is ok.If it is feel free to delete it.
There are these ducks who get into trouble for blowing bubbles in a park so they have to go to court.
The judge asks the first duck what is your name? My name is Duck, he says.The judge then asks,is it true you were blowing bubbles in the park?Duck replies yes sir with a sad face.
The judge then asks for the next duck and then asks what is your name?My name is Duck Duck.The judge then asks,is it true you were blowing bubbles in the park?Duck Duck replies yes sir with a sad face.
The judge then asks for the next duck and then says,let me guess your name is Duck Duck Duck.The duck replies no,my name is Bubbles.
StarfirebirdHopefully this one is ok.If it is feel free to delete it.
There are these ducks who get into trouble for blowing bubbles in a park so they have to go to court.
The judge asks the first duck what is your name? My name is Duck, he says.The judge then asks,is it true you were blowing bubbles in the park?Duck replies yes sir with a sad face.
The judge then asks for the next duck and then asks what is your name?My name is Duck Duck.The judge then asks,is it true you were blowing bubbles in the park?Duck Duck replies yes sir with a sad face.
The judge then asks for the next duck and then says,let me guess your name is Duck Duck Duck.The duck replies no,my name is Bubbles.