Lemons Season 4: Next Race on 29 November

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As an aside, this is what I'm thinking of for next season. I'm thinking of ditching the Lemons idea.

Just say when and I'll gladly take the helm. I'll even take over for the rest of the season if you wish
 
I tried making that point as well Leadbedr. To have trackbound talking about disrespect after playing bumper cars in two of the races is ridiculous. Ive learned this...NEVER TAKE DAMAGE OFF!! We saw the true selves of folks once they were able to push/punt without consequence. Just when you think you have an idea of someone, think they're honest, they dive punt you into a wall and then flee the scene. No apologies. Thankfully I heard that now two wrongs can make a right if you look the other way. Just like Mike...I will make it right to ensure this disrespect for others ceases. I am so happy to have learned with several races to go what one can get away with for merely a slap on the wrist or more likely no penalty AT ALL.
 
BTK, Diabolic, when are y'all moving to Iowa together to have the ceremony to make your love official? ;)
 
BTK, Diabolic, when are y'all moving to Iowa together to have the ceremony to make your love official? ;)

Think we're just going to move to Paducah, it's halfway for both of us.
 
FTFY.

No really Garris, I WANT to host the LeMons series next season, I'm not saying you do a bad job, but I have some new things to try, plus, I have never hosted a series before.
 
I'm preparing the best man's speech. "Those two lovebirds... Always by each others side"

And I'm getting my catering business ready. How could anyone be against gay marriage when there's so much money to be made?!
 
If this series goes to what garris wants, im out.

It is just an idea I'm kicking around. It'll be January before starting a new season.

The previous pay structure promoted sandbagging and didn't do anything to tighten the racing. The poor drivers were left behind while the good drivers sandbagged to beat each other for points. And when the poor drivers won a race, it was again without any close racing, just an overly blown car.

The current pay structure isn't as bad, but it is still missing something. I'm just looking for something that will keep the racing tight without doing sprints all the time.

BTK
FTFY.

No really Garris, I WANT to host the LeMons series next season, I'm not saying you do a bad job, but I have some new things to try, plus, I have never hosted a series before.

We went from two evenings of Lemons to one. You could've run a second evening this season. You are welcome to run one next season, or run the only Lemons series if I think of another idea that might actually tighten up the racing.

I'm not sure there is a way to make the pay structure work to tighten up the racing, but then again, that may not be your goal. And that is fair.
 
I think we'll have the ceremony in the springtime. We think the budding foilage will be an excellent backdrop for such an occasion. Oh and to that other thing you mentioned...its okay. stage fright can happy to anyone. :)

PS- anyone know a good S&M to be our Ring dog. :lol:
 
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dabneyd- It will be the spring after he turns 18. We thimk the budding foilage will be an excellent backdrop for such an occasion. Oh and to that other thing you mentioned...its okay. stage fright can happy to anyone
just know that your guypal accepts you no matter how concave you are.
PS- anyone know a good S&M to be our eing dog. :lol:

I read this at least eight times and I still have no idea.
 
Sorry for double post but my phone doesnt link the edit button.

* ring dog. just picture someone crawling down the aisle on all fours, gagged with rings taped to their back. oh and we can put the in a Schumachers costume. For Dabney and Cujo..this is called Thursday.
 
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I tried making that point as well Leadbedr. To have trackbound talking about disrespect after playing bumper cars in two of the races is ridiculous. Ive learned this...NEVER TAKE DAMAGE OFF!! We saw the true selves of folks once they were able to push/punt without consequence. Just when you think you have an idea of someone, think they're honest, they dive punt you into a wall and then flee the scene. No apologies. Thankfully I heard that now two wrongs can make a right if you look the other way. Just like Mike...I will make it right to ensure this disrespect for others ceases. I am so happy to have learned with several races to go what one can get away with for merely a slap on the wrist or more likely no penalty AT ALL.

I have known trackbound for many years, and I know that he has as much respect for other drivers and strives for good, clean racing as much as anyone. To say that he "played bumper cars" as you put it, I find that very hard to believe. Maybe he defended his position aggressively at times, but without even watching the replays, I'd be willing to bet he wasn't half as bad as most of the other drivers. As someone who started near the front and fell all the way to the back in the last three races, I had a chance to see just about everyone leaning on each other all over the track, pushing people out of the way left and right. I talked to trackbound after the race and we both agreed that it seemed like most of the drivers threw the idea of clean racing out the window since damage was off.

I do agree with you that damage should have stayed on. I know there are no pits to get your car fixed, but that just makes it so there is more incentive to avoid contact. Also, these were very short races. It's not like you would have to drive around for 45 minutes with a damaged car.

Regarding the cujo situation, to compare that to the inexperienced driver you had troubles with last season, or to the aggressive driving of some people the other night is ridiculous. If he thought he could pull a 360 in the middle of the track, when he's in the middle of the pack, and not have any impact on the race, he's an idiot. The group of drivers behind him couldn't see a damn thing because of all the smoke he created, had to slow down to avoid t-boning him, and had no shot at catching up with the rest of the pack. Then everyone had to avoid him as he was parked in the middle of the track on a couple laps later in the race. After the race, he should have come onto the board and posted an apology for acting like an idiot during the race. Instead, he just complains that he did nothing wrong.
 
Sorry for doublep ( there's something dabneys said to a few guys) but my phone doesnt link the edit button.

* ring dog. just picture someone crawling down the aisle on all fours, gagged with rings taped to their back. oh and we can put the in a Schumachers costume. For Dabney and Cujo..this is called Thursday.

Uh, ok. Strange place that one went to.
 
Dabbles, can I call you Dabbles, I authored it and have no idea what it means so we're in the same boat

Yeah, I need to change my PSN name. I set that thing up so long ago; I'm not sure how much I like going by my middle name. So yeah, Dabney is part of my name. :/


I wasn't trying to cast any aspersions with the Iowa comment, it's just you two are so cute!

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YOU SON OF A CUJO'S MOTHER. All this time and you still don't know my 18th birthday is August. I hate you!! *cries*

I won't start another lemons until this one is over. I'm telling you the money thing will even out, and dabney will be in the best shape.
 
I don't want to start one right now, because if you ran one and I ran one, the rules wouldn't be the same.
 
Thankfully I heard that now two wrongs can make a right if you look the other way. Just like Mike...I will make it right to ensure this disrespect for others ceases.
At one point I accidentally punted Trackbound when he checked up on a driver in front of him. Several laps later He used me to get around turn 1. I figured that was to get even with me. I didn't want garris handing out penalties to people that settled things on the track. So I made a comment between races.

I made one pass on you that would be considered dirty. It was the last race, and from what I experienced, it was far from the dirtiest move of the night. I ducked inside you on one of the 90 degree turns and stole the apex. By the time you turned in, you hit my rear quarter. If you're considering that a wrong that you need to right please let me know. Your comments have been ambiguous as to who your blaming for foul play.
 
I have known trackbound for many years, and I know that he has as much respect for other drivers and strives for good, clean racing as much as anyone. To say that he "played bumper cars" as you put it, I find that very hard to believe. Maybe he defended his position aggressively at times, but without even watching the replays, I'd be willing to bet he wasn't half as bad as most of the other drivers. As someone who started near the front and fell all the way to the back in the last three races, I had a chance to see just about everyone leaning on each other all over the track, pushing people out of the way left and right. I talked to trackbound after the race and we both agreed that it seemed like most of the drivers threw the idea of clean racing out the window since damage was off.

I do agree with you that damage should have stayed on. I know there are no pits to get your car fixed, but that just makes it so there is more incentive to avoid contact. Also, these were very short races. It's not like you would have to drive around for 45 minutes with a damaged car.

Regarding the cujo situation, to compare that to the inexperienced driver you had troubles with last season, or to the aggressive driving of some people the other night is ridiculous. If he thought he could pull a 360 in the middle of the track, when he's in the middle of the pack, and not have any impact on the race, he's an idiot. The group of drivers behind him couldn't see a damn thing because of all the smoke he created, had to slow down to avoid t-boning him, and had no shot at catching up with the rest of the pack. Then everyone had to avoid him as he was parked in the middle of the track on a couple laps later in the race. After the race, he should have come onto the board and posted an apology for acting like an idiot during the race. Instead, he just complains that he did nothing wrong.

I wasnt parked u fool, I was typing after the idiot host told me to leave in a colorful and pathetic manner.

Apologize... uh how's this. The 360 was an amazing attempt. I'm sorry I couldn't pull it off.
 
And I'm getting my catering business ready. How could anyone be against gay marriage when there's so much money to be made?!

I don't have a comment here Dab, just wanna comment on how awesome your footer. Cujo is Cujo!! Fo schizzle
 
Chuyler. Diabolic is mad because you punted him. Not track bound.

Track bound and
DiabolicalJ.

Track bound raced rough, I did too, but was no where near as severe. The slide job on me, I paid him back. Then a bump on spoon first turn next heat, slam into another. We have replays people, watch them.
 
BTK
Chuyler. Diabolic is mad because you punted him. Not track bound.
I punted Diabolic? :confused:

Race # and Lap # so I can review.

I watched most of the replays and unless there was an issue pertaining to lag the only person I punted was TrackBound...unless it was a case of chain-reaction where I hit someone after getting hit myself.
 
Ask Diabolic, not me. Since we're all in butt-hurt mode we might as well just come out with claws. Les' fight!
 
BTK
Ask Diabolic, not me. Since we're all in butt-hurt mode we might as well just come out with claws. Les' fight!

My butt is not hurting, contrary to what Diabolic might think. ;)

Also, this.
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...unless it was a case of chain-reaction where I hit someone after getting hit myself.

I know this happened to me a few times in turn one (getting hit from behind then hitting someone in front). I guess my line/braking is off for that turn, but what can you do?

Overall, I thought the sprint races were great. I think the "light" damage setting definitely led to some aggressive driving, but I don't feel anyone ever "did me wrong". Maybe if we choose a track with a pit next time and keep heavy damage, it'd be perfect.
 
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