Just read this story... Interesting
-Muncie, IN
A local football coach was outraged yesterday, and may face criminal charges for his actions towards game officials after a local youth football game. Bryan Vaughn, who has coached in the local youth football league for more than 14 months, expressed his opposition and concern for the credibility and integrity of the local league after an officiating debacle cost his team a victory.
"Our regular officials, I have no idea where they went," said Vaughn. "And now we are stuck with replacements. Someone told me a few weeks ago that our regular guys went to another league to officiate games there. I don't know if that is true or not, but these replacement officials are atrocious. Where did they come from, flag football? Where are our regular officials? How could they all just leave like that, all at once? Where could they possibly find work, ALL of them? I'm baffled."
Vaughn is the head coach of the Rockets, a local 9 and under football team, who lost a game yesterday, due in part to officiating errors. "Replacement officials? These guys aren't football referees... they work at foot locker!" shouted Vaughn to a gathering press core of 2 at the end of the Rocket's defeat to the Bombers by the score of 12-7. A hard fought ground game was marred by several controversial calls made by the replacement referees.
The most critcal coming on the final play of the game. "We were ahead 7-6, and my Rocket's were fully deserving of that lead - we played some great football to that point," explained the Rocket's emotional head coach, holding back tears. Only 11 false starts, 6 illegal formations, and just 16 fumbled snaps, which is a season low for us," the coach explained. "Then, with the game on the line, the Bombers ran a trick play using 15 kids on the field and got away with it. I can't believe it." Vaughn was last seen shouting expletives at the referees as the two young men got into their early 00's Ford Taurus in the parking lot. "Our regular referees would NEVER botch an important call!" Vaugh shouted at the officials, who were last seen spending their game money at a local Pizza King.
The officials gave the explanation for the missed call and allowing the subsequent winning touchdown due to the fact the young man who scored the touchdown was wearing number 11. The officials did not think that there were too many players on the field for that reason. "Do they have eleven?" Vaughn shouted from the sideline after Brendan Stephen scored for the Bombers on a run with no time on the clock. "Yes, eleven" answered replacement referee Kennie Bosar. "I thought he was asking me who scored on the play" he remarked. "It was number 11. His older sister was cheering him on from the corner of the end zone. "She has great hair," he said.
Vaughn, visibly shaken, continued. "These kids, they work so hard... they do their homework after school, come to practice, have their parents stupidly buy $90 cleats they will outgrow in three months, only to have these replacement officials rob them of a victory? How will they function going forward. They are only 8 and 9 years old!"
Owen Smith, middle linebacker, running back, defensive end, safety, wide receiver and post game snack coordinator, remarked after the game. "We lost? Really? What was the score?" Vaughn made him do pushups immediately and took away his chocolate chip granola bar. He allowed him to keep his can of root beer. "It's his favorite," the coach explained.
"I just want our regular officals back," Vaughn explained. "I don't know what league they are officiating in, but they were the best I have ever seen. If anyone knows where they are, tell them we miss them here. Tell them to come home soon."
Additional incorrect calls included allowing the Bombers to repeatedly use a nerf ball painted brown instead of a regulation ball to reduce fumbles, flagging the Rockets for an illegal Statue of Liberty play because the quarterback was not wearing a Statue of Liberty costume, and requiring some players to give the officials the cell phone numbers of their college age older sisters or even the phone numbers of their Mothers... "if they were bumpy in all the right places." Players were reportedly confused by the last request, although Bombers backup backup backup right guard, Bobbie Fowler, said he knew what they were asking about. "I explained it to my teammates in a huddle during the third quarter," said Fowler. "Jimmy Donovan puked, Joey Rastenkowski turned white as a ghost, and the rest of the guys just said "ewww," little Bobbie said. "After talking about Lego Batman 2 video game codes, we ran the ball up the middle for the 35th straight time."
Legue Commissioner Moe Howard could not be reached. His brother, Larry, declined comment.
The Rockets next play the last place Race Cars Sunday at 1 pm at McNair Park Field #1. The Bombers play the Nukes in a old vs new warfare themed battle also at 1 pm Sunday, but the game will be held at Stanley Park, at the An Field. The first place Bumblebees have the weekend off due to a camping trip for half their defense.