Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

[TB]

High school reunion?

I would never.

I was on the planning committee for the 10th and then never showed up. Granted my wife was eight and a half months pregnant and didn't want to leave the house...

 

[Azure Flare]

I graduated 5 years ago, and I have no contact with anyone from my class.

Only (maybe) 5-6 of them I actually cared about.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

So I missed my mid-life crisis?

My dad had his mid-lie crisis at 58. He bought a bright orange sports car and a Honda with VTEC stickers on it.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

My dad had his mid-lie crisis at 58. He bought a bright orange sports car and a Honda with VTEC stickers on it.

Crap. I'm soon to be at my mid-life crisis soon. I want an orange sports car...

 

[Shaun]

My twentieth high school reunion is next year.

Pfft you're just a wee lad.
I had that a few years ago.

Interesting night.
Have you seen Peter.?
Oh he's doing 10 years.
Um right what about Tom then?
He's doing 5 next door to Peter.

 

[ildd]

Still waiting for my dad to hit his midlife crisis... He turns 57 tomorrow!

 

[W3H5]

I'v had a sub-life crisis, does that count?

And as for a ten year school reunion, meh, skipped that rubbish, but I might go to the 20 year to see who is still alive and who is dead.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

So how about those ludicrous claims these days? I heard they're worth a fortune.

 

[axletramp]

@TB Is this an official reunion or just a group of you getting together for a piss up like in The End of the World?

Ssssh, I graduated in 1990.

 

[Spacegoat]

So I missed my mid-life crisis?

You drive an old convertible Fiat, I'd say you're right on track.

 

[TB]

@TB Is this an official reunion or just a group of you getting together for a piss up like in The End of the World?

Ssssh, I graduated in 1990.

I won't say there WON'T be massive drinking and aliens, but this would be an official 20 yearer.

You drive an old convertible Fiat, I'd say you're right on track.

More looking at than driving. So fitting for a Fiat.

 

[Dennisch]

Dear lord, can you imagine how I'd be modding at 87 years old?!?

You'll have a ban-cane instead of a hammer.

 

[Pupik]

Kids, stop posting about which flying car is faster, or I'll hit you with my walker. Take your medication to prevent muscle pain and hallucinations due to prolonged Red Bull exposure, ride on the retirement home bus, and mod away on my Google Implant System while on a tour of local water fountains and bingo halls.

Don't make me get the Imperial Walker!

 

[TB]

You'll have a ban-cane instead of a hammer.

So I'll be able to whack 4 at once? Hell, sign me up NOW!

 

[Barra333]

It looks as though Dennisch posted a picture of the deluxe, admin only version. The regular mod version has just the one poking/whacking surface.

 

[Cano]

How 'bout one of these?

 

[Dennisch]

It looks as though Dennisch posted a picture of the deluxe, admin only version. The regular mod version has just the one poking/whacking surface.

Pfft. This is the Admin model:

 

[Mini Stiggy]

Pfft. This is the Admin model:

I want one of those.

 

[Dan]

I want a ludicrous claim.

 

[Pupik]

This isn't Baggage Claim, there's no schedule of delivery of tagged stories with holes in them, improperly working sim wheels, broken handles one may have flown off of, broken zippers due mishandling, or other damages from normal wear and tear. Be aware that many posts look alike, and don't be alarmed if someone picks up on a claim for a short while. Although, abnormal items or large claims may be found here.

 

[Dennisch]

I want a ludicrous claim.

I heard about a guy who said his next stop was the Moon.


I'll stop now.

 

[Cano]

I heard about a guy who said his next stop was the Moon.


I'll stop now.

harsh!

 

[ULTRAVIOLENZZ]

Roflwaffle said in post #4436,

I'm guessing that this counts?

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/members/gtp-iwin.239233/

Seriously, read the status updates.


.....I noticed he deleted his ludicrous claims.

 

[Johnny1996]

So I'll be able to whack 4 at once? Hell, sign me up NOW!

This is like me wishing I was born an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

 

[C-ZETA]

This is like me wishing I was born an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

There's also this;

 

[AlvaroF]

I was born an octopus

I think we need some proof on that.

 

[Johnny1996]

There's also this;

That's even better!

I think we need some proof on that.

You edited my quote. I don't need proof if you've edited my quote.

 

[AlvaroF]

That's even better!

You edited my quote. I don't need proof if you've edited my quote.

Not at all. I would never do that even to spice things up a bit

 

[Johnny1996]

Not at all. I would never do that even to spice things up a bit

Yet you did it anyway.

 

[craigatm]

I was born an octopus

Oh really?