Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

[Rykon Zero]

I have that ability, don't I?

 

[Azuremen]

I have that ability, don't I?

You and PJ need to start a club...

 

[Legendary]

You and PJ need to start a club...

Ohhh, burn...


+1 Cody!

 

[Famine]

Anyway, I wont believe that person has a Porsche till I see a picture with gtplanet in it.

I don't want to see any sign written by that guy.

 

[Legendary]

I don't want to see any sign written by that guy.

!!!

I dont know how you guys come up with such smart arse comments but god damn GTPlanet members make me laugh so hard some times.

 

[Azuremen]

!!!

I dont know how you guys come up with such smart arse comments but god damn GTPlanet members make me laugh so hard some times.

We have to so we can pad our post counts, otherwise it just looks like spam. Especially Famine...

 

[Blitz187]

!!!

I dont know how you guys come up with such smart arse comments but god damn GTPlanet members make me laugh so hard some times.

*Ancient Chinese Kung Fu Master accent*

You will learn this skill as well as time goes on my young grasshoppah!....

 

[niky]

We have to so we can pad our post counts, otherwise it just looks like spam. Especially Famine...

GTPlaneteers? Spammers? Heaven forfend...

 

[Terronium-12]

GTPlaneteers?

We're the GTPlaneteers, you can be one too, because saving Gran Turismo is the thing to do. Losing and cruising is not the way, here's what Yamauchi has to say...

"The car is yours!!"

 

[McLaren]

We're the GTPlaneteers, you can be one too, because saving Gran Turismo is the thing to do. Losing and cruising is not the way, here's what Yamauchi has to say...

"The car is yours!!"

Props at what Yamauchi has to say.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

We're the GTPlaneteers, you can be one too, because saving Gran Turismo is the thing to do. Losing and cruising is not the way, here's what Yamauchi has to say...

"The car is yours!!"

I thought what Yamauchi had to say was, "mada" (not yet.)

 

[Diego440]

Motto Mada!

 

[mafia_boy]

We're the GTPlaneteers, you can be one too, because saving Gran Turismo is the thing to do. Losing and cruising is not the way, here's what Yamauchi has to say...

"The car is yours!!"

Let's do the ENTIRE theme song shall we??

Captain Kazzy, he's our hero,
Gonna take that Forza down to zero,
He's our passions magnified,
And he's fighting on the purist's side,

Captain Kazzy, he's our hero
Gonna take that Forza down to zero,
Gonna help him put Turn 10 under,
Then Microsoft we'll loot and plunder,

Dan Greenwalt: "You'll pay for this GTPlanet!!"

We're the GTPlaneteers,
You can be one too,
Supporting Gran Turismo is the thing to do,
Forza and X-boxing is not the way,
Hear what Captain Kazzy, has to say:

"We can release at anytime!!"

 

[Diego440]

Dude, stop smoking your used underwear!

 

[maximumattack]

 

[mafia_boy]

Dude, stop smoking your used underwear!

I can't be because you took them to smoke for yourself......undie hog.

Besides, can't you be that imaginative in 15 minutes to make up a silly song like that Tom?? It's not rocket science, it's just think of words that rhyme or would make some kind of sense to the theme of the song, type it into song in place of real words, paste up here, done.

 

[Diego440]

No, sorry... I'm supposed to be working

 

[Azuremen]

His last name might ring a bell to anyone who's watched a WRC event in the late 90s-early 00's... The music in the video is absolutely awful, by the way.

I'm 14, and I can drive as well as that. I would feel more comfortable driving on the right seat. I'd like to race this kid.

Yup, Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow does it again.

 

[Terronium-12]

I believe him, because I've smoked Kimi Raikkonen times a'plenty, I've lapped Monza faster than he ever has, I also make more money than he does.

 

[Legendary]

That post was damn funny! Most 30 year olds couldnt drive like him let alone a 14 year old...

 

[Dragonistic]

Y'all just got Crooooowned.

 

[Vince_Fiero]

I just looked at the beloved Famine's profile:

Occupation: International jewel smuggler and sex symbol.

I believe the smuggler bit!

 

[Famine]

I can't talk about my real occupation.

 

[Vince_Fiero]

I can't talk about my real occupation.

Fast reaction as expected.
No issue, we all have things that are inconvenient, had some weird security policies to obey to myself in the past.

Still want proof of the sex symbol

 

[Famine]

♂

 

[Neal]

Fixed.......I'll get my coat

 

[niky]

?

Google tip: Turn SafeSearch on when using the search terms: Sex Symbol Male Female Bi... things can get nasty.

 

[Neal]

Isn't that Cartman's mum?

EDIT: Google safe search is practically essential when you're in work

 

[Blitz187]

?

Google tip: Turn SafeSearch on when using the search terms: Sex Symbol Male Female Bi... things can get nasty.

2 for one?

 

[BobK]

Still want proof of the sex symbol

Be careful of what you wish for. You might get it.