Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

[W3H5]

Nah, he forgot to specify Latin America hombre. We can still make fun of him.

And Asia. His posts were the first thing I read when I woke up this morning. Great start to the day.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

The car was my mates. He gave it to me because he is getting an Audi and it would be a great birthday present. The photo was his before he gave it to me. I cannot take more because my iPhone camera and my camera is broken. You guys just accused me of lying before you heard the story.

I quite like the way his friend simply "gave" him the car as a birthday present. I also like the way everyone accused him of lying before they had "heard the story" when "the story" is quite different to what he originally posted and is full of increasingly bigger holes with each retelling.

But most of all, I like the way there are only two cameras in a town of over a hundred and fifty thousand people ... and they're both broken at exactly the same time.

 

[tribolik]

Cmon cant a guy be what he wants at least on the internet? well I guess not

 

[Northstar]

Cmon cant a guy be what he wants at least on the internet? well I guess not

He can, he just has to go to the shady side of the internet where a man can claim he owns a fleet of Bugatti Veyron's and Pagani Huayra's and nobody would even question it.

 

[Syntax error]

He probably feels quite foolish for lying and it will not fade quickly from everyone's memories, we all did have a little chuckle.

End of discussion.

As TB has already pointed out, he has fessed up to it, so the lampooning can end now.

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

I LOVE this thread!

 

[Spagetti69]

I own a space shuttle but I can't stand far enough back to get a photo.

 

[OwensRacing]

I own a space shuttle but I can't stand far enough back to get a photo.

Can I get a ride?

 

[Spagetti69]

Can I get a ride?

You should see it, it's out of this world.

 

[OwensRacing]

You should see it, it's out of this world.

Hahahahahaha that literally made me laugh out loud. Corny but so funny.

 

[tribolik]

I own a space shuttle but I can't stand far enough back to get a photo.

You are always welcome to visit me in my Mothership then... Let me know in advance so that Ill have space in it for your shuttle as it only has space for 4 and I always have two in it...

 

[Spagetti69]

Cheers Trib, put the kettle on.

 

[DG_Silva]

You are always welcome to visit me in my Mothership then...

Just the one? You must be poor! I've got one in orbit of the earth, and another one just offside Ganymede...

 

[Spagetti69]

Taxes on Ganymede are crippling since the Blurg took over.

 

[DG_Silva]

Yeah, I know. I had to sell the third one just to afford the docking fees....

 

[Dennisch]

This is not the Space thread.

 

[TheBook]

Spaaaaaaaaaaace?

 

[AOS-]

This is not the Space thread.

Let them continue, it's getting more amusing with each post.

 

[RogueMember2]

Man I wish I can upload the pic of my Rocket Powered El Camino. Blame the reception on my flying banana

 

[W3H5]

I think I have you all beat. I'm accessing this web page using my mind! In fact I don't own a computer, my brain waves connect directly with my wi-fi box.

 

[MitchZ06]

I should've taken a photo of me beside the Time Attack R35 or rocket powered Golf at Powercruise last weekend, that would've been an almost believable ludicrous claim

 

[DG_Silva]

I think I have you all beat. I'm accessing this web page using my mind! In fact I don't own a computer, my brain waves connect directly with my wi-fi box.

You're still using a wi-fi box? I've got a sim card slot just behind my left ear. It works fine, but sometimes I can pick up Classic FM whenever I load a post of Vandenal moaning (which is quite often lately)

 

[Pezzarinho17]

You're all using internet version 3.0 right? Or is it just me, being from the future and all... I would post a picture, but then that picture is immediately in my past again invalidating the claim.

 

[Syntax error]

Just a reminder to all that the point of this thread is to call out other members who make ludicrous claims so that they may be given the opportunity to either prove their claim or apologise, not to post silly claims in for a laugh.

 

[DG_Silva]

Yeah, we're just having a laugh until the next idiot, that's all... I'll stop it now.

 

[BobK]

Just a reminder to all that the point of this thread is to call out other members who make ludicrous claims so that they may be given the opportunity to either prove their claim or apologise, not to post silly claims in for a laugh.

Thank you! 👍

 

[Pyle_PMG]

You're still using a wi-fi box? I've got a sim card slot just behind my left ear. It works fine, but sometimes I can pick up Classic FM whenever I load a post of Vandenal moaning (which is quite often lately)

Watch it. You have a problem?

I haven't complained in my last 4 posts in the gear grinding thread, I've just replied to people. I don't bitch and moan about everything, I'm not Jai. I simply point out the truth. If you have a problem with it, then lets battle it out with pm's.

 

[Spagetti69]

I'm guilty of not reading the first post.
Just thought I'd post something ridiculous and bobs your uncle.

Sorry.

* goes off to post something ridiculous elsewhere *

 

[DG_Silva]

Watch it. You have a problem?

No, not in the slightest. I was trying to inject a bit of humour, hence the lol smiley. It was misguided, and I apologise unreservedly. I'm sorry.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

No, not in the slightest. I was trying to inject a bit of humour, hence the lol smiley. It was misguided, and I apologise unreservedly. I'm sorry.

Okay. It's okay. No problems. My meds seem to not be working, as I seem to be more hostile then I usually am.