Rear engine,rear drive cars

[mafia_boy]

I presume they're watching a train wreck from a long way away.

Sorry, I was out......I see I haven't missed the train wreck yet!!

So...........

It's due to depart with Torniquetfan as the driver.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

Sorry, I was out......I see I haven't missed the train wreck yet!!

So...........

It's due to depart with Torniquetfan as the driver.

 

[daan]

[offtopic*]
How can anyone be a fan of tourniquets?

Unless you meant Brazilian, former F1 driver, Nelson Tourniquet?
[/offtopic]


* Not that there seems to be one in this thread...

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

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[offtopic*]
How can anyone be a fan of tourniquets?

Unless you meant Brazilian, former F1 driver, Nelson Tourniquet?
[/offtopic]


* Not that there seems to be one in this thread...

Neither. See now we all can be at peace, finally some humor! This is great. Lancer thank you too.

I started this out as a tester for hire. Maybe some one is hiring?

You guys still out there?​

Lookin back this thread reminds me of the twilight zone.​

 

[LancerEvo7]

^What'd I do?

 

[Car-less]

the results will be based on lap runs, the first track will be Motorland.

the first car will be CTR2, by Esatezza motor company; good luck guys!
final time; 1:54:254, terrible set-up for this track, lots of understeer.

next opponent; Maddfin's B-TR,"Blackbird;
Slow ride take it easy guys! 1:55.732 not much better,

time to give (RUFRACING) a go. The car; "Yellowbird".;
1:38:544 look at those improvements!

Next garage up is the grease monkey engineering's 3400s, it's gonna be greased owl ****.
1:47:310 however this car got first place.

Next victim; Austr-Manx's B-TR Zoom-Zoom!
This car too came in first, my opponent was a NSX-R Pro. LM Road car and I look at the replay and he's all over behind me.

Next fella will be Esatezza motor company's R-GT, now go!
1:42:85, Okay everybody, time for intermission, be back in a few.

Next up, aussie-tuners B-TR out of the furnace and into the frying pan we go.
Third at 1:44:109, decent i guess,

Okay next RR driver, Argutune house of innovation;
1:38:886. with there B-TR. Not bad!

Next up, Grease Monkey's R-GT, time to Rock and Roll!
Fantastic control on GME's R-GT, First place, and the time on that is; 1:39:745.

NEXT!, that would be Madfinn's R-GT, Land-ho!
time on that is; 1:40:200.

Next house, Esatezza motor company. Godspeed!;
The time on the "Yellowbird" is; 1:38:714

I shoulda stuck with small cars. Anybody else wanna comment? Where did everybody go?

Looks like i have an audience.​

Yup, you should stick with small cars until you learn to drive.
Just for fun I took the three slowest small RR cars for a spin at Motorland in completely stock trim, and got these results;

Fiat 500F - 1:07.092
Subaru 360 - 1:05.778
VW Beetle '49 - 0:59.539.

The stock Beetle is almost twice as fast as your initial times!

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

^What'd I do?

The whole smokin' thing a few bumps back.

Well i'll be damned that is what i originally wanted help with.,Would you like to share them set-ups?
All of my favorites, or at least some of them.
Them were more than likely one lap runs, all them times i have up there are two laps. i was trying to explain that until i got yelled at.
The RUF line are my second favorites.
i have a list of seventeen cars i wanted set-ups for.
They are not the greatest but i love to drive them!
Madfinn had some and a few other garages couldn't find the rest though.
THe list is as Follows;
#1 N360
#2 Z-ACT
#3 civic'83
#4 cr-x '83
#5 TODAY-G
#6 500f
#7 500l
#8 500r
#9 beetle 1100
#10 2CV
#11 ESCORT
#12 SUBURU360
#13 MARCOS GT
#14 PANDA
#15 SPORTS 800
#16 LIFE STEP
#17 CAROL 360​

 

[mafia_boy]

Next garage up is the grease monkey engineering's 3400s, it's gonna be greased owl ****.
1:47:310 however this car got first place.

Whatever crack you were smoking to get a 1.47 in my Boxster GT at Motorland (it's not a 3400S anymore after my mods!!), I'd like your supplier's number. That car can get nearer to 47sec let alone 1.47, and even then I reckon it would smash that time into bits, I'd be looking more at the 40sec mark for that car!!

 

[Car-less]

Well i'll be damned that is what i originally wanted help with.,Would you like to share them set-ups?

in completely stock trim,

^completely stock - as in set up exactly as they left the fatory. No changes.

Them were more than likely one lap runs, all them times i have up there are two laps.

Finally a reasonable explanation, and an answer to everyones questions!

The stock Beetle is almost twice as fast as your initial times!

...but you're still a bit slow if I can almost keep up in a stock Beetle to your Tuned RUF.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

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All i'm lookin for is set-ups for these specific cars,if you have these it will be a blessing! As for the worst i think the essatezza garage did not do so well

I am addicted to these cars and yes the times for them rufs were terrible but if your a grip racer you should know why they were so bad.
It is a whole new ballgame to me never did drift 'till i seen it on here.
So i will test any cars in trade for the missing set-ups on the 17 above.Good trade?​

 

[kemikakadet]

What's a 'grip racer'?

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

What's a 'grip racer'?

Any kind of american racing.Or with aids on

 

[Famine]

Any kind of american racing.

It's nothing to do with America.

Or with aids on

Or driving aids.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

Oh no not you.well then aids on.This a peaceful thread sir, i would like to keep it that way.

Anyway how is everyone doing?​

 

[Famine]

Oh no not you.

Yep.

well then aids on.

Grip driving has nothing to do with driving aids.

Anyway how is everyone doing?

This still isn't MSN, and we're not Facebook either.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

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Well i once again apologize for that.

All i was looking for are them set-ups.​

 

[LancerEvo7]

I could make you a Fiat 500 setup, but if it's grip you're looking for, you'll be disappointed.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

No,i'll take it!
Sold!
how about a 500f,or 500l?

 

[PF]

Removed

I laughed til it hurt.

 

[crazytortise]

This is better then watching Days of Our Lives

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

What is so funny? This thread? But look how many folks it brought together.

who is the guy eating pop corn?
i think evo and car-less are the only ones who got this whole thing.
especially evo.​

 

[PF]

look how many folks it brought together

It is a true collaborative effort. You went off ranting like a naked madman, the mods let you do it, and the rest of us laughed our arses off.

Best thread evar.

EDIT: GTP discusses the big issues:

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (4 members and 2 guests)

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

It is a true collaborative effort. You went off ranting like a naked madman, the mods let you do it, and the rest of us laughed our arses off.

Best thread evar.

EDIT: GTP discusses the big issues:

Pure genius-Pure genius!

That pic was great PF.

Dang.i'm drawin' a crowd!

 

[Lucas]

The idea was kinda good. The execution was terrible. Would you like us to test our very own cars on Motorland, TOURNIQUETFAN?

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

No i just want set-ups for those 17 cars or at least the ones i need. by the way i liked yours it did well.
Welcome back Daan.and scaff.

 

[daan]

Welcome back Daan.and scaff.

We're just here to see what ludicrous rubbish you've typed in now. I don't know why you seem pleased to see us.

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

lol:i'm a peaceful guy and i guess folks dont have salutations anymore,it use to be rude back in the day.

Evo actually got this thread, not because he was slow but he jumped in much later then he got it!

 

[daan]

Perhaps you would get on better if you made posts that were understandable, and if you actually read, and understood, others' posts, and answered the questions therein. 💡

 

[TOURNIQUETFAN]

evo and car-less got it.👍 i forgot to include lucas.👍

So got that set-up ready? yours will be ready and posted sometime later,like i said (RUFRACING) will deliver results.

 

[daan]

How can you test a setup if you're driving so slowly? Setups don't matter unless you've reached the limit of the stock setup, which you clearly haven't.

Or are you now going to tell us that you were timed over 3 laps?